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Jang Geun-seok shows off his Toucholic rapping
by | February 5, 2009 | 56 Comments

Remember Jang Geun-seok‘s “music drama” “Yepptic & Haptic Love,” for which he sings (and raps) the theme song “Toucholic”? What is essentially a glorified music-video-slash-ad has been released — and, well, it’s pretty hilarious (unintentionally, sure, but still hilarious).

The story features a touch-phobic young man who comes into contact with a young woman and is, like, changed 4evah.

In my opinion, the song on its own (I heard it before seeing the video) kind of bites the big one. In conjunction with the video, however, it takes on a cheesetastic, campy appeal.

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56 Comments
  1. Anjali

    Wow, that is all kinds of awful.

    I am curious as to why most Korean songs have English phrases or sentences as refrains. I am listening to the godawful Boys Before Flowers OST (I know, I need something to last me through to Monday), and all the songs have English phrases. Kind of jarring and strange.

  2. glitzyglam

    LOL.
    ..um the phone is nice!
    and at least he is wearing semi-decent clothes half the time :)

  3. mehreen

    OMG, I don’t even know where to begin…..

    @ Anjali:
    Having major BBF withdrawals….serious crack addiction.

  4. Auntie Mame

    After she touched his hand and ran out of the door, I expected to see him pull out a bottle of Purell, waterless hand cleanser. LOL!

  5. Loki

    They look alike.

  6. sooyon

    sounds like a ripoff of “nobody” by wondergirls…

  7. dramafreak19

    What the heck is happening to Jang Geun Suk’s sideburns?!?!
    Who told him to grow them out?!?

    @ Loki, you’re right, they do look alike!

    and i’m listening to BBF OST as well…i don’t know how else to cope with this time of the week!

  8. badmilk

    I actually thought it was kind of adorable. But I do admit I laughed when JGS started mouthing the rap.

  9. oh gosh

    Mmm why does he rap in a funny voice??

  10. 10 iluvkidnappers

    guh. I thought he was the guy from Baby and Me for a sec lol. ah….yeah the song by itself is nice but the vid was meh. lol

  11. 11 Sere

    question: why would anyone want to watch the online “drama” if this MV pretty much sums it up?

  12. 12 ummm

    did anyone think that the song sounded similar to Nobody sung by the Wondergirls

  13. 13 Aye

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha

    Um, the cellphone looks awesome. It’s sleek and cute, just like ipod nano. I actually want one. So I guess this means their marketing technique is working?

    Anjali, I use the OST to get me through the rest of the week as well! Call me crazy but I’m beginning to love it; including the song by the monotone singer.

  14. 14 hjkomo

    I.can’t.stop.laughing. :D

    Thanks for making my day.

  15. 15 coollady

    haha, this is freakin’ hilarious. when i first saw this music video yesterday, i laughed out loud cause the music was so ridiculously bad. the music video helped a lot cause it made the song a little cute-sounding, but who burst out laughing once JGS started rapping?! i know i did. no offense to him, but maybe he should stick to acting. and what’s with the ponytail?
    the mp3 player looks pretty cool though.

  16. 16 kamee

    ahha…he sorta sounds like..mcmong when he raps. but not really. haha.

  17. 17 Alvina

    @ 11. It ~is~ the guy from Baby and I… and Beethoven Virus… and other things XD

    I dunno, no one seems to like it but in a guilty sort of way, it was cute to me. The campy music video was fun and the girl looked like a little baby when they were running XD

    Thanks javabeans. This was fun!

  18. 18 leo

    awsome ! Thak u so much for the song :X:X

  19. 19 aya

    Haha i kind of like it actually.. I dont know much about rap and i usually wont listen to that sort of song/sound/music.. anyway i think this is cute lol..

  20. 20 bluelime

    i actually like this song. : )

  21. 21 Anonymous

    Um, I like the clothing style. That’s for sure.

  22. 22 jt

    lol, the song sounds like nobody by WG

  23. 23 favegirl13

    hahaha
    its kinda cute but cheesy

  24. 24 fabulicious

    the song is awesome!! Jang Geun Suk’s rapping takes you by surprise at first, but then it kinda just grows on you…

  25. 25 snuffythemonkey

    I liked this guy since Hong Gil Dong but whats up with his picture? It looks like someone fiddled around on Photoshop and got carried away with his sideburns.

  26. 26 muigeital

    he looked so cute, it doesn’t even matter if the plot is kinda weird at points XD (yea, just grab a random girl’s hand and run…even if you have OCD)

  27. 27 Anonymous

    Yeah, the sideburns are still there, but at least he finally got rid of the fuzz on his chin. :P

  28. 28 me

    LMAO!! that was ridiculous…thanks for the LOLs …

    *sigh* I’m also going through BOF withdrawal…that drama is seriously CRACK

    *must-sit-still*

  29. 29 LaLa

    Ummmm….how did she end up with black earbuds when she walked into the store with white headphones? lol that really bugged me for some reason.
    The rapping….err I don’t know. I hope he doesn’t make a career out of it haha
    Whoever produced this song must’ve been heavily inspired by The-Dream cuz it sounds like most of his last album.

  30. 30 din

    um.. so the girl reached out and touched his right hand right?
    but then at 1:04, he was holding out his LEFT hand, as if that was the hand she touched :p
    then at 1:07, goes back to his right hand.

    a mistake gone noticed?

  31. 31 merriwether

    Oh dear, the rapping. Way to bait men, leave phone at shops and come back for them. Who is the girl? She’s quite cute.

  32. 32 Blah

    Is it just me, or does Jang Geun Seok’s rapping sound awfully a lot like Ciara’s “Oh” when Ludacris raps?
    And it also kind of sounds like “nobody” by the Wondergirls…

  33. 33 ohgeeze.

    Uhh weird. Jang Geunsuk should just stick to acting.
    Anyways.
    So.. Yepp made a phone? Or is it an mp3 player.
    I’m confused. An iTouch or iPhone perhaps?

    Whateva.

  34. 34 Vivianaaaa

    i wish i was her so he could be holding my hand ^___^
    *wishful thinking*

    i thought it was cute & charming, but then again i LOOOOVE JGS so
    maybe im being bais (sp?)

  35. 35 elmo

    hahaha i wonder if that works
    to bait ppl like that lol
    but yeah it’s actually a pretty cute video

  36. 36 ice chocolate

    Congratulation!!!

    I just read Korea beat, and he wrote that the anouncement is today..

    You win Golden Klog Award. He he..
    Sure you knew it already. Just to be the first to congratulate you. You deserve it, because you have done a lot of good thing these past years.

  37. 37 Sveta

    There’s just something about JGS’s voice or the way he sings that attracts me @_@ lol. I mean, I can’t say that Black Engine and now this Touch Holic are really good songs neither that he has a great voice, but still I’m pretty much addicted to these 2 songs. Love the way he says ‘Touch Holic’ and the rapping part, I thought it was someone else’s rapping until I saw the video :)

  38. 38 Mindy

    THAT’S THE LONGEST COMMERICAL EVER

  39. 39 Artemis

    This all sounds like clever promotion on Samsung’s part. I don’t think that this is going to be a TV show. They are just promoting the touchable Mp3s, Is it a phone as well? I can’t read Korean.

    I remember a few months back LG did something similar. They had Natasha Malthe play the title character as Scarlet in a publicity campaign, which promoted a new “TV series” (revealed on the show’s “premiere date” as the name for a new line of television sets) for LG Electronics.

    The song is good though. And his hair looks so much better a little long and NOT in a ponytail!

  40. 40 Jangfan

    i think it’s a nice bouncy song & he’s got a good voice, it may not be as strong so to speak but it’s good! is it just me or did anybody notice that Jang’s nose (bridge part seems swollen). I wonder if he’s got a nose job or something cause in Lovers in Prague it looked nicer! He’s cute as a button and that’s what counts! Congrats Jang!

  41. 41 chau

    i think it’s a great song from him^^

  42. 42 kpop fan

    I thought his voice was beautiful in hong gil dong and was even more impressed when he sang the beethoven virus track. his voice is so smoooooooth! i like the song – very catchy and techno.

  43. 43 Muffin

    *LOL* The video was kinda iffy, but I enjoyed his “rap” voice.

  44. 44 Rory

    ugh the sideburns are growing uncontrollably… make it stop
    he’s too cute for this

  45. 45 sweetmochi

    “What the heck is happening to Jang Geun Suk’s sideburns?!?!
    Who told him to grow them out?!?”
    i so agree with this! he’s so cute but the facial hair and long sideburns don’t do it for me. it just seems peach fuzzy.
    i like corny and cheesy things so i thought the whole concept of this cf minus the song was really cute.
    esp when she came back to get her phone and she just held out her hand “give me nao”

  46. 46 phobia

    If he actually had some problem like OCD, shouldn’t he be constantly wearing gloves? I’m more interested to see how he ultimately opened that door.

    And the rapping… it looked a bit weird. hahahha! But I still enjoyed it.
    Commercials weren’t meant to make sense anyway.

  47. 47 llama

    This so sounds like “nobody” no wonder I like it, maybe that’s because i only understand little Korean, aww JGS so so cute.

  48. 48 oh gosh

    when did this kid get so popular??

  49. 49 Jang Geun Seok Girlfriend

    I love him no matter what <3

  50. 50 yn0310

    i REALLY REALLY love his (PONYTAIL) hair..esp in that mv, he looks chubby and i love it!!
    whats wrong with the sideburns anyway???! sure looks good on him..
    this song is waayy better than black engine…cant believe he sings it!!!
    btw really love his voice in that bethoven virus ost…two thumbs up!

    hope to see and hear more of him…he is indeed a good actor..

    love u jang geun suk..im addicted to you…
    saranghae oppa…!!!
    fighting!!!!

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