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[Dramas and food] From rants to royalty


Strongest Deliveryman

By sicarius

When I think about the words “dramas” and “food,” one thing springs to mind. A little event on the fourteenth of September 2017 that would lead to me being crowned the queen of a virtual queendom. My coronation took place after almost two years of inside jokes on Dramabeans, at least three hauntings, and probably the most successful word of mouth advertising I have ever personally started, or experienced.

In September 2017, the 11th episode of Strongest Deliveryman aired and there was a horrifying and memorable scene: a sort of makeover. The female lead, played by Chae Soo-bin, is a Tomboy Candy™ who gets drunk, dresses up real pretty, and sets out to go find her love interest to seduce him.


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On her way out, she walks past three tertiary characters who happen to all be eating a pale green popsicle. They, of course, are in shock. Because the Tomboy is not only wearing heels, but a dress! And lipstick! So she’s like, hot now! Because… she’s wearing a dress? In reaction, these three characters drop their popsicles on the ground out of shock.

The name of this popsicle is actually never said in the drama, nor do you ever see the packaging. But since these popsicles are in every convenience store and supermarket in the entirety of South Korea, the blatant naming of this PPL (because that’s what it is) is unnecessary to Korean viewers. But what is this popsicle, and why is this scene so offensive?


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If you’re not already in the know, let me introduce you to the Melona Bar, a honeydew-flavoured ice cream stick made by the corporation Binggrae. And no, do not turn your nose up at the flavour honeydew, because not only is that fruit completely underrated and amazing, but these ice lollies might as well be my ambrosia, if I were a Greek Goddess.

I love them. I could eat an entire box of them in one day. They’re addictive and refreshing and scrumdiddlydumtious. BUT–the show dropped not one, not two, but three of them.

On the ground.

For the sake of a drunk makeover scene and some bloody product placement.

*Pause whilst I take in a deep calming breath.*

To witness the dropping of any ice cream on the ground is a tragic, heart-breaking experience especially if you love food (like I do), and don’t like wasting it (like I don’t), and if you really frakking love ice cream, (like I do).

To witness the dropping of three of your all-time favourite ice cream bars on the ground is, at worst earth-shattering, at least definitely enraging.

The most obvious thing to do in reaction to this outrageous happenstance was, of course, rant about it on Dramabeans. So that’s exactly what I did. This rant, ending with the command plea for everyone to go try these Melonas, gained traction. A significant, surprising, ridiculous amount of traction.

It’s very hard to explain in words what exactly happened and the hilarity of it all but basically, Melonas blew up. It started small, with just a few curious people who went to their nearest Asian mart to find them. Then people who had previously known about them were reminded of them. Before I got my head around what was happening, everyone shared their Melona stories on the wall.

It felt like every other day a Beanie was asking: a) what is Melona, b) where is Melona and yes, even, *Drax voice* c) why is Melona. There were a myriad of other questions: does it come in any other flavours because I don’t really like melon? *heretics* *coughs* Is it shippable? What stores have it in X part of Y country? How many Melonas can one Beanie eat in a minute? Is Melona + Ramen + Dramas the best combination? (The answer is yes.)

One Beanie went to nine different stores just to try and find them. Another Beanie got their whole family into them and keeps them regularly in the freezer. Beanies were even getting their own superfluous tertiary characters into them, like the manager of their local grocery store. Once, a Beanie flew all the way to another country for a concert and was even given a freezer box filled with Melonas to take back to their Melona-less home country.

Posting about Melona on the fanwall suddenly became one of those things you did. Even people who didn’t know why they were doing it went out, bought a Melona and talked about it.

This meant I got tagged in posts. A lot. Because apparently it was all my fault. There’s also a rumour that I am a secret advertising bot working for Binggrae for the expansion of their Melon Flavoured Popsicle Conglomerate. You’re not authorised to know that information so I will neither confirm nor deny.)

It’s one thing to start a trend. It’s quite another to have people think of you whenever Melonas turn up in dramas; even going to the lengths of shipping ice lollies just because you said they should try one.

What started off as a small fad turned into a running joke that saw me crowned queen of an online, ever-expanding trend empire known as Melonia, and still explaining to people 20 months later what the heck a Melona is. I went from “Oh hey, I did that” to “I DID that?!”


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In case you hadn’t got the gist yet: Melona bars are delightful; they should never, ever be dropped on the ground, and if you haven’t had one, I suggest you go try one–right now. Or as soon as you can find a supermarket that carries them.

I am sensing some resistance still. It’s okay, I get it. Not everyone likes honeydew melons. You know what? Melona comes in mango, strawberry, and banana as well, because it wouldn’t be a Korean ice popsicle if it didn’t come in what tastes suspiciously like that really famous Korean banana milk. That means there is a flavour for everyone.

And the hauntings?

There is actually a fifth flavour of Melona. The coconut Melona. Now, I love coconut flavoured things. I love Melonas. A coconut Melona would be an other worldly experience. This flavour though is apparently impossible to find outside of the United States of America. I, dearest friends, fellow beanies, and loyal subjects to the Crown of Melonia, live in New Zealand. I have been to South Korea, twice. And yet, no coconut Melonas. None. Zilch. Nada.

I have however dreamt about them, three times in fact. I think the Powers That Be are playing a practical joke on me: “You know what would be funny? If the Queen of Melonia could never find a coconut one. But she can dream about them instead.”

WHY. WHYYY.

Next time I’m in the States, guess what will be first on my to do list.

Thus, my real answer to this month’s question, “How have dramas influenced your relationship to food?”

“Well anywhere between fifteen and thirty people think of me now when they eat a melon flavoured popsicle, so I guess that’s something… Oh also, I’m a queen.”

P.S. they are #JunhoApproved.


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@sicarius
Sic, the DB overlord heard your plea! What a twist. Congratz on getting this piece finally published. πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠ

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In the last minute of the last hour of the last day!!!!
Hopefully it was worth the wait pffffffffffft

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It is

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*melona dance*

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Congratulations @sicarius, the overlords saved the very best food post for last.

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Also, *whispers* honeydew is not good.

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Sacrilege.

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The door is that way.

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On the positive side, it just leaves more honeydew for you.

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Yes at the expense of the expansion of my empire, I get to gorge myself instead. The simple pleasures in life ;)

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I hate the fruit but I love Melona. It doesn’t have that organic-chemistry-aftertaste of the actual fruit. Haha O__O

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Organic chemistry aftertaste???? Hahahaha

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honeydew is the only type of melon I actually enjoy. just another reason you are my nemesis.

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Watermelon is the only melon that tastes good.

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I also like cantaloupe.

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@mindy NO, it even smells bad.

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agreed @egads, cantaloupe is weird. Mindy, I thought you were normal until you said this

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I agree but also it tastes really good in Melona form.

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CORRECT

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Finally, @sicarius and her Melona Kingdom.

Oh and I just had a Melona,last night and took home a box,but still no Coconut Melona sighting in my side of the Philippines.

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THOSE DARN COCONUT MELONAS.

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i hate. hate. hate. honeydew. but i LOVE the way these look and i always want to eat them. they look amazing. i was not expecting this to be strictly abt the melon bar, but i love it. i have never seen this in the US neither in the krn grocers we have or the asian ones but i am not looking hard enough.

god speed to getting your fix!

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THEY ARE AMAZING. GO GET ONE.
Lmao yes, this was ALL about Melona. I had more depressing stories about Ramyun but Melona is Lyfe.
@raonah had to go to 9 stores to find one, so Hwaiting.

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It was worth it! πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

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I’m sure you can request they order them from their supplier if they don’t stock them. Even in my tiny Korean market, I found them. They now know to keep them stocked for me!!!

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He Asian market I went to looking for melona LAUGHED at me when I was all hey stock these delicious ice cream treats! Above my pay grade he said. Punk. But all is well that ends well. Egads found melona for me.

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Haha, finally. And worth the wait. πŸ‘

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*fingerhearts*

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Finally! All hail the Queen of Melona!

@sicarius While you are on your quest for Coconut Melonas, try make some?

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... this. I like this idea. I have a recipe for normal Melonas somewhere actually that one of you sent me haha

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Did I send you one? I can't recall. But I am sure you can make some really awesome coconut bars with real coconut cream(tetra pak type would be good enough)

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I'm not sure it was you or someone like @natzillagorilla, I forget honestly.
I'm sure I can! I was just thinking this week I wanna make ice cream from scratch lol.

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Keep us updated if you do attempt. I tried once but it didn't look like ice cream.

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God only knows it is NOT the season for melons here but coconut might work. I'll see what I can do.
The reputation of my Queendom is at stake.

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You know the person who posted this is a subject because they linked the original rant and that wasn't in the post I sent. HAHAHAHAHA

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That is just PERFECT!

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(I will bet 50 melonas it was @mary)

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(who gets these melonas if you actually lose??)

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(Uh... well I guess it will be Kingdom of Dramabeans: 1, Queendom of Melonia: 0, so the collective DB? Y'all can fight over them hahaha)

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(I nominate @mary to get all them 50!)

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(sounds good to me πŸ˜‚)

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I'd either comment, slap you with kimchi, or ask for an adjudication from other readers, but I'm now too busy googling Coconut Melonas to see if you can get them in Australia...

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Pfffahahahahahaha.
That;s a win in my book.

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Oi! Tag me please. I couldn’t even find the regular melonas here!

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Sydney. You need a trip to sydney. They at least have normal ones there.

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I used to be able to get the original ones in our Nation's Capital but the place I used to buy them shut down. Now I'm not sure.

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Well, admittedly it has been a year since I have been to Sydney, but when I was near Chinatown, almost every Asian mart and convenience story had them.

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Congratulations on being posted.
They look and sound delicious though I've never seen one outside of a drama.
It is nice that food can even bring together a virtual community.

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Thank you!!
They are delicious yes, although hard to find sometimes lol.

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I am pleased to announce that the Beanie Petition for an Alliance between Dramabeans and Melonia was received. I won't have to invade anywhere.
Just kidding.
Thanks for posting it. ;)
Guess I really was third time lucky, whoop whoop!!!
Now you all know why Melonas are a thing on DB. Lmao.

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Also I forgot but I've actually had four dreams about Coconut Melonas. I also invented a Peach Melona in one such dream. So yaknown. Coming to you summer 2025, the Peach Melona. As soon as Binggrae officially sponsors me that is.

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HILARIOUS essay and for a person who LOVES Ice cream, and can live life off it, dropping 3 on ground is a Sin an unforgivable sin...
.... and now i need a Melona which I doubt will be available in any corner of my city (or even country for that matter)

loved it thanks for sharing.

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Truly. Truly. Unforgivable. An abomination unto *whatever religion Melonia has*.

Where are you from?? It's my queenly duty to help all find The Melona. lol

Thank you and you're welcome!

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Everything changed when the Strongest Deliveryman nation attacked. was what I titled this piece originally btw but "From Rants To Royals" works too. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Hahahahhaha From Rants and Royals is perfect! Whoever posted this did their job well! ❀️

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As both the Queen of Snark and the King of Rabbit, I, as your fellow ruler, congratulate you on your victory over the Kingdom of Dramabeans. I am happy they have acquiesced to your demands, averting war and allowing you to spread the Doctrine of Melonia to their citizens.

I commend you for your ongoing and persistent diplomatic efforts and its successful result.

Long live, Melonia

PS - Still think I own the food theme but I had some serious competition this month. I'll let Beanies decide.

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I, Sicarius, Her Royal Highness, Fingersmith of the House Comments, The Assassin, Unleasher of the Ninjas, Queen of Melonia and Salt, Empress of Procrastinators, Khaleesi of the Secret Marketing Agents, Breaker of Records and Mother of Quirks, warmly accept your congratulations with gratitude.

Rise, Melonia, and conquer.
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P.S. Next on Epic Rap Battles of History...

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Sigh.

My first experience with asthma was from eating honeydew melons. At the time I didn't know it was asthma (didn't even know what asthma was), but I just figured "If you have trouble breathing after eating honeydews, stop eating honeydews!". It was about 20 years until my next asthma experience.

Double sigh.

Corn has triggered asthma attacks in me, which is a real pain because corn is in darn near everything, INCLUDING EVERY flavor of Melona. (I just looked up the ingredients).

So just tag me "Rebel Who Will Let Someone Else Steal the Melonas".

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First @egads with her Lactose Intolerance, and now you!!!
My heart bleeds for thee.

I can promote you to official Rebel of the Queendom of Melonia though if you like. Just handing out titles willy nilly today in celebration, Ye Ken.

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I humbly accept... while plotting rebellion of course. That's kinda the point.

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I would expect nothing less. But do not hope your rebellion will win, my Lord. It's just... good business.

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I thought avoiding dairy was a pain, but avoiding corn in a country that subsidizes the corn industry, and therefore it is in ALL the things, is worse.

We can be allies of the Melona, and maybe someday, they will release a version we can try. A tangerine flavor sounds good.

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TANGERINE! I like this. ALL THE MELONA FLAVOURS.

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Corn is in:
Some brands of ketchup, soy sauce & liverwurst.
Every brand of chili in my favorite supermarket (with or without beans).
Every flavor of salad dressing that I like (every brand I've seen).
The only brand of potato salad in my local supermarket.
Some antihistamines (as an "inert" filler for the tablet, just not so "inert" for me).
Some prescription medications (inert filler again).
Some vitamin tablets (more filler).
and... (drum roll)...
Choco pies. Me and Korean sweets just aren't meant to be.

PS: some of you may have heard how antibiotics can mess with your gut bacteria, how gut bacteria help tune your immune system, and how people who take antibiotics are more likely to come down with asthma, allergies, etc. My real asthma problems started in 2007 when a doctor made a wrong guess and prescribed antibiotics for something I didn't have. Grrr. Don't mind me, I'm still angry.
(Rant off)

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Reading this is almost as bad as the time I met someone who couldn't eat most kinda of fruit due to some weird allergy. I almost cried.

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@lordcobol, see my [Drama and Food] article, I so feel your pain. I wasn't kidding when I said corn is everything, and soy and dairy follow closely behind. On the plus side, my consumption of junk food has plummeted.

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😲 oh no, not the Choco Pies!
Or should I say, 😡

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Fantastic article! All hail the Queen of Melonia!

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Now that it's getting warmer, I really need to go buy some more Melonas...

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πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

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Thank you, thank you everyone, I'm here till Tuesday.

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My Queeeennn!!!! It happened! Those DB fairies know how to make us sweat! This might be more epic than my plot twist essay! Congratulations! And Honeydew Melonas are in my freezer now. I just shared my stash with a colleague and his familyβ€”all Melona virginsβ€”and they LOVED them. So your kingdom increases!

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I feel like the build up to this article is more impressive than the actual thing lmao!

Yes!! You will need a promotion soon I think! You've converted so many!

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Dramabeans isn't letting me change my handle back to "Sicarius the one and only Queen of Melonia" in celebration. *cries*

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I wouldn’t touch any kinds of melon with a 10 foot pole but I LOVE anything β€˜flavoured’ melon (I know it’s weird, it’s just how I am wired). I believe I joined DB way after your crowning but I have been on the hunt for it since I saw your DB name tag. Alas I still haven’t found it in the fictional country of Australia but I will continue my search for it. And tag you.

Great write up. As always.

Ps: I like watermelons. The whole fruit and the flavour.

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GOSH DARN IT. THe Queen Mother! Without Melonas! A TRAGEDY of SHAKESPEAREAN PROPORTIONS.
But I've seen Melonas in that fictional land known to some as Australia! Sydney has them at least.
Please tag me. I will lament every day you go without one dearest Ren-Eomma.

Komawo~

ps. watermelonsarethefrikkingbest

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Omo! How can a Dowager Queen of the reining Queen of Melonas not have had a taste of that green icy potion? Do I even deserve this title? Blasphemy...

Sydney is Narnia. It doesn’t exist.

I have just passed along a royal decree to the commander of my household army - my husband. He is going on a quest to find me that reclusive melon bar. I have caged myself in the high tower until I have had a taste. He is afraid.

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I don't know how!!! This is a mistake in the fabric of the cosmos I tell you. Your Commander in Shining Armour must persist! For the fate of not only you, dear Dowager, but us all! I fear this anger the people, causing unrest and spread doubt in my ability to reign, thus helping @lordcobol in his rebellion! Make Haste! Constant Vigilance! We will see the other side!

(I thought I was in Narnia. That would make Melonia Narnia. Wait... )

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Alas my daughter my hands are tied. I have pledged a month of rigorous fasting to please the overlord. I can only leave the temple when the new moon graces the horizon. As I sit on the high tower of my temple I chant with my prayer beads that the evil @lordcobol may not be able to raise an army to overthrow your icy rein. I pray my daughter I pray.

Pray that the lord commender of my household army may have a successful quest. He has pledged his heart to stop my tears. The new moon is due to rise in the coming week and he believes I would be able to leave the high tower with my head held high.

(Shush about Narnia for now...you are giving everything away....!)

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I await his return, and yours, Daebi Mama, most ardently.
My fear will subside. My allies are strong an numerous. And my faith in your commander is unwavering.

I too shall fast until you leave your tower! I, the Queen of Melonia do pledge, to eat no melonas until the new moon rises! Then I shall quash the rebellion once and for all, and you shall return to the court.

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Meanwhile, unbeknownst to all but the Queen and her closest advisor, a messenger is dispatched to the Liar Ninja Nation, over the mountains.

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Encore! ENCORE!

And congratulations!

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Thank you thank you! Maybe maybe!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
(Was wondering when you'd get here)

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I stopped being a Dramabeans lurker because of Melona and the Queen thereof. I've found numerous Melona flavors in my local supermarkets yet not the elusive coconut.

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Sicarius: Getting Beanies out of Lurkerdom since 2017 LMAO.
❀❀

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OMO! The #junhoapproved hashtag is ALSO hyperlink??? ONE OF YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK. THE QUEEN IS VERY IMPRESSED. (are you a stalker or an ally. How did you even FIND that)

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I loved the whole article and now I'm really tempted to try Melona πŸ˜ƒ But my personal highlight was #JunhoApproved 😍
I was laughing almost the whole time until I saw his picture... darn enlistment 😒

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Sorry to remind you of Oppa's enlistment. But you could always have a melona bar to cheer yourself up. I hear it works wonders. *innocent smile*

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I probably will πŸ˜„ I'm too curious now and we have a few korean supermarkets in my town, so it shouldn't be a problem to find them πŸ˜‰

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Mwahaha then the article did it's job (tag me if you find them :P)

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Thank you for introducing this Melona!! @sicarius. I never imagine I could find the same green ice cream stick Junho always eat in JBL. I decided to stop by 7/11 on my way back for Melona’s hunting. I even tried the same eating method which is by biting the ice cream (I always eat from bowl, letting it melt little by little). I’m not fascinated by the taste yet but I know I will grow to like or even love it during this crazy summer because it has everything I like in an ice cream: soft and a bit sticky texture, enough sweetness, and subtle fruit flavor that you can still taste it without getting your nose hogged.

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@bewitched alright, the award for best Melona review officially goes to you. That was beautiful.

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Wohooooo! Finally! Invasion averted!
And I see I feature somewhere on this epic article! Double wohooo!

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For now... ;)

For someone who, appallingly, doesn't even like the things, you went one of the farthest distances to find one, so I must give you credit. :P :P

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Can't help it! You don't even want to know what happened to the last two remaining ones out of the initial 8 I had brought back home! Just know that I brought em home in November and they were still in my freezer when I came back home from work in April!

But yes! Somehow it happened! My travel itinerary in Singapore might or might not have included "try melonas" a done of the notes!

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*smh* I should banish you really. I'm too kind.

I mean obviously it did. What else would one do in Singapore.

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Like walk to any mart within 1 km and get your fix of Melona?

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I loved that scene in Live when they split the Melona. Even though I've never eaten a Melona, or seen one in the wild, because of the Beanie chat about Melona, I recognised it was one.

@Sicarius - I'm so happy that you got published! Long live the Queen of Melonia

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Hahaha thanks Cloggie!!!

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Congratulations @sicarius!!!

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Kamsahamnida.

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Congrats @sicarius , hope your reign will be prosperous and you get all the Melona Bars you want πŸ’œπŸ’šπŸ’œπŸ’šπŸ’œπŸ’š

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Thank you!!!! You too! LMAO

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All hail the Queen of Melonia.
Hip hip! Hurrah!
Hip hip! Hurrah!
Hip hip! Hurrah!!!

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'8confetti* *fireworks* *a parade*

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@sicarius Yay! It happened!

Congratulations!

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It did! They must have heard my please kekeke

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Yay! Congratulations Queen πŸ‘‘πŸˆ And many thanks for introducing me and many other Beanies to the majestic Melona bar. I do hope someone from Binggrae happens upon this article and stocks every store in the Kingdom with the elusive coconut variety

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Thank-you~!
Ahahaha wouldn't that be the dream lol

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Omg, Coconut Melona??! I didn’t know they had that flavor. Now I really need to check out my local mart. *___*

Congrats on being published too! ^^

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Yes! Coconut! It's... infamous at this point haha.

Thank you!!

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It’s been months since I’ve signed into Dramabeans, but your love of melona bars @sicarius compelled me to delurk and congratulate you on such an awesome write up - seriously, your love of melona shows no bounds, and that makes me ridiculously happy! And here’s why: it was the first of many popsicles I tried when I had the pleasure of visiting South Korea, and it’s a taste which lingered with me the most upon returning home. It was an ice lolly I picked up at random too, but the taste, oh my days!!! Savoured it right up until the last lick!

It’s been three years since I had my first and (unfortunately) only experience of melona (crappy πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ has yet to get with the times), but I’m still determined to seek it out. I know it’s out there waiting for me, somewhere, lying at the bottom of a chest freezer, in a lone corner of an empty aisle, a single melona bar. I could only dream of getting my hands on a box full of them, but until then, a single one would suit me just fine! πŸ˜‚

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ADSFDGHJKJKL awwww I don't even know how to reply to this. These stories keep getting better and better!!!!

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Melona Bar...wow, i don't think i paid attention to them until now, but now i surely will:-) love the article!

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Hehehehehe thanks!

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I just saw this @sicarius. Do you know I tried Melona in Singapore - my one and only change to try it - despite being lactose intolerant? And suffered all night for it? It is indeed all your fault.

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I did!!! You told me!!! hahahaha I couldn't fit all the stories in though, nor did I remember yours at the time sorry hehehe.
Still, the sacrifice for your Queen was great. I am forever grateful :P

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Lol no I didn't write about it to imply that it should have made the post. I was adding my Melona experience. πŸ˜‚

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Honestly almost dying for Melona is like peak commitment I gotta say...

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=.=
.....Except I didn't even like it that much.

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Since honeydew, mango, and coconut are all flavors that I don't particularly care for (okay, I dislike them immensely), I do not have @greenfields commitment to the experience. However, if they were ever to come out with tangerine, raspberry, or maybe even cherry, I would throw a handful of allergy pills down my throat and take my chances.

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@greenfields
Oh I know that too!!! Do you want a medal or not!!! Hahahahaha

@egads
We have like. The opposite taste buds hahahaha.
Or well not actually, I like all those fruit, because I only really dislike one fruit, and I love cherries to death but fake cherry flavouring is the worst and but then I'm also imagining some magically amazing cherry Melona anyway... I'm sure Melona could pull it off somehow...

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artificial cherry can be very bad, but not as bad as artificial banana *shudder*

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@egads @sicarius - come to think of it, I would risk my life to try a raspberry one. Raspberry + ice cream = a match made in heaven.

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I’m going to hmart later

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Hi @sicarius,
A confession and report from the field.
Confession:
STRONGEST DELIVERYMAN was the first kdrama I live watched in tandem with the DB recaps/comments. Also I moved from lurking to posting with my first comment posted in the SD Episode 16 (Final) recap. Somehow I missed the whole Melona phenomenon. Apologies. I am not the brightest bulb.
Report from the field:
I jumped on the band wagon and began my quest for a honeydew Melona Bar. (I live in a very ethnically diverse area of New York City so did not anticipate too much difficulty.)
Last Sunday in the second supermarket I looked I was successful with both honey dew and mango flavored Melona Bars available in four bar boxes for $4.85. I chose the honeydew melon flavor.
On Tuesday I visited an Asian supermarket in my neighborhood and struck gold. It carried four flavors: honeydew, banana, strawberry and the coveted coconut in eight bar boxes for $5.29. I walked out with a box each of coconut and strawberry.
So far I have only had one of the honeydew melon flavored Melona Bars and it was enjoyable.
The Asian supermarket also carries Binggrae's B.B.Big Red Bean Ice Bar which I probably will have to try.
Congratulations on being published!

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SORRYINEVERREPLIED TO THIS
dON'T APOLOGISE! You're here now, that's all that matters hahaha
Thank you so much for these stories, they bring such a smile to my face.

AHEM.
WELL DONE SOLDIER, you are now part of the coveted Coconut Militia.

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*standing ovation*

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*bows* *royal waves*

*I have the biggest stupidest grin on my face right now btw*

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awwwwwwwwwwwwww
me too!!
*gives you another hug*
*goes back to typing up student reports*
*is distracted by your beautiful Melona filled essay again*

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*i really shouldn't be typing cos of my wrists but im glad you stopped by hehehe <3*

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Aw no is it still that bad? Actually don't answer that. Don't type!!!! *I hope it gets better soon!*
I'm glad too! Although I haven't stopped typing for the past 2 wks lol.

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