Watch out for trucks when crossing the road. All the time.
Subway is the greatest restaurant ever created, but chicken shops run a close second.
Working 3+ jobs and living in a shack is normal for Millennials and they haven’t rioted yet.
Everyone studies until they get nosebleeds. No blood, no A. If you don’t study until you bleed, then you’re doomed to work at a convenience store.
You will only be allowed to marry or date someone you grew up with or who has 100x the amount of money your family has.
When rich people screw up, they get exiled to english speaking countries to study until their noses bleed.