INTERESTING” you say @javabeans?
Would mere โ€œinterestingโ€ do the following?

Causes involuntary motor spasm to anyone in proximity

Makes an adult-size man look THIS sexy in purple

Causes temporary blindness of fellow men while walking

Makes me wish that all cakes is garnished with pineapple

Now to eternity, I am ready to defend @egadsโ€™ battle cry: Pineapple Over Perm!!!!

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    😂😂

    I vow to go #PineappleOverPerm until the day I remove turtlenecks from my heart.

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      Support our cause by visiting the campaign’s website wwww.pineappleoverperm.org

      Help us kick off the Pineapple Awareness month by purchasing “🍍> perm” bumper stickers!

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    I’m crying. This is so beautiful.

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    I just want to say….adult sized manchild look this sexy in purple.
    The child makes it weird. But it remains accurate.

    #pineappleoverperm. Always. And of course. JB was on that squid sauce y’all.

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      Totally! That was actually what I wanted to write. This post which was made in haste before a group watch last night now makes me cringe so hard at sooooo many mistakes!

      Corrections:
      Causes involuntary motor spasm to anyone in close proximity
      Makes an adult-sizes manchild look THIS sexy in purple
      Makes me wish that all cakes are garnished with pineapple

      Sigh……..

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    I love it!! Especially the last gif. Now, where do i find a pineapple cake? Ok, now I’m craving for a ้ณณๆขจ้…ฅ.

    Also, if hashtags really did work on DB, I wonder how long #PineappleOverPerm can trend for. LOL

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      😆😆😆 I bring back ้ณณๆขจ้…ฅ from Taiwan for friends all the time…..now it makes total sense. I was raising awareness before the campaign existed!

      Borrowing the perfect symbol @outofthisworld found for perm:
      #🍍>โžฟ

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    He is so beautiful my eyes hurt! Pineapple for president.

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    Burst out laughing at your last gif 😂

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