WOOF!
Is that food I see on the table?
Oh damn, you’ve taken all the chairs away.
So sly, how am I to jump onto the table and eat it?
WOOF WOOF!
Is that food I see in your hands?
Sharing is caring,
Didn’t your mother teach you that?
BOW WOW WOOOUU!
Is that food I smell in the kitchen?
You didn’t even call me,
Tsk, tsk, now I’ll need to clean mess on the floor.
BOW! WOW!
Oh a belly rub! Nice, nice!
There, there, now that I’ve let you give me love,
How about adding some snacks?
WOOF WOOF!
What is this shake hands, lie down, roll?
You foolish human
The food is getting cold.
GRRRRRR!
Who’s that sneaking into the house?
I don’t know you. A robber?
Oh is that food? Welcome, friend!
WOOF!
“All food is dog food”,
As the wise saying goes
Do remember to respect the doggy knows.
Love,
February 💕
**The GIF is for Beagle representational purposes only. The publisher regrets to announce that she was unable to hold the author still in one place for an appropriate picture.
Post Day #3.
To avoid any defamation charges, let it be clarified that the statement in the second last para is a figment of the author’s imagination. This is how everyone else suspects he would act in the presence of a robber, and he is rather unhappy with the allegation.
Your doggo is adorable & you make a brilliant pair. Still not forgetting the “Fake love” episode 😉
*Virtual handshake* with doggo. Be healthy & always keep your Thinking Tree well entertained.
greenfields
February 2, 2019 at 6:46 PM
Is that food I see on the table?
WOOF!
Is that food I see on the table?
Oh damn, you’ve taken all the chairs away.
So sly, how am I to jump onto the table and eat it?
WOOF WOOF!
Is that food I see in your hands?
Sharing is caring,
Didn’t your mother teach you that?
BOW WOW WOOOUU!
Is that food I smell in the kitchen?
You didn’t even call me,
Tsk, tsk, now I’ll need to clean mess on the floor.
BOW! WOW!
Oh a belly rub! Nice, nice!
There, there, now that I’ve let you give me love,
How about adding some snacks?
WOOF WOOF!
What is this shake hands, lie down, roll?
You foolish human
The food is getting cold.
GRRRRRR!
Who’s that sneaking into the house?
I don’t know you. A robber?
Oh is that food? Welcome, friend!
WOOF!
“All food is dog food”,
As the wise saying goes
Do remember to respect the doggy knows.
Love,
February 💕
**The GIF is for Beagle representational purposes only. The publisher regrets to announce that she was unable to hold the author still in one place for an appropriate picture.
greenfields
February 2, 2019 at 6:49 PM
@kimbapnoona @bammsie @justme @greenfields @leetennant @sicarius @egads @wishfultoki @raonah @ally-le @moana @anothernicole @snarkyjellyfish @khalessymd
@hotcocoagirl
@waadmay @oppafangirl @katakwasabi
Post Day #3.
To avoid any defamation charges, let it be clarified that the statement in the second last para is a figment of the author’s imagination. This is how everyone else suspects he would act in the presence of a robber, and he is rather unhappy with the allegation.
LT is Irresistibly Indifferent, Dame Judi
February 2, 2019 at 6:53 PM
I suspect his defensiveness is in response to the truth of the allegation. Methinks he doth protest too much
greenfields
February 2, 2019 at 7:13 PM
As the publisher and the author’s mama, I can’t help but agree with you. 😳
egads aka Dame Maggie
February 2, 2019 at 7:04 PM
A jury of the author’s peers would find the defendant Not Guilty, as obviously he is a very good boy.
greenfields
February 2, 2019 at 7:14 PM
😂 The very good boy becomes a Devil when it comes to food. You’d never have thought it, but if you aren’t careful, you’ll be going hungry.
bam 🐢🐌💖~
February 2, 2019 at 7:22 PM
Angry hungry, yes he’s hangry….
egads aka Dame Maggie
February 2, 2019 at 7:48 PM
I see a countersuit might be in order, as the humans are withholding treats and causing the defendant emotional distress.
🍙 kimbap noona
February 3, 2019 at 6:29 AM
OMG the struggle is so so real 😭🤣
greenfields
February 3, 2019 at 6:59 PM
😅😅😅😅😅😅
bam 🐢🐌💖~
February 2, 2019 at 7:03 PM
😂 I love you, pup. Happy February to you and your mama/foolish human.
greenfields
February 2, 2019 at 7:14 PM
He wishes you a happy February back, and agrees with your assessment of the foolish human. Woof!
Waadmay
February 2, 2019 at 9:27 PM
I agree with the author , food is love 💜💙❤️💝
greenfields
February 3, 2019 at 6:59 PM
That is true. 💕
RaOnAh loves Jay B 💚
February 2, 2019 at 9:46 PM
Greenie, this is so cute! Your dog sounds adorable 💕
greenfields
February 3, 2019 at 6:59 PM
Hahahha no he’s the devil with these adorable charms.
Fatcat007 (Kitty 💜)
February 3, 2019 at 3:17 AM
Your doggo is adorable & you make a brilliant pair. Still not forgetting the “Fake love” episode 😉
*Virtual handshake* with doggo. Be healthy & always keep your Thinking Tree well entertained.
greenfields
February 3, 2019 at 6:59 PM
OMG the Fake Love episode.😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Fatcat007 (Kitty 💜)
February 3, 2019 at 10:45 PM
Greenie & doggo are a legendary duo.
*Cue an image of a detective girl in trench coat & hat with a doggo on leash following a trail*
🍙 kimbap noona
February 3, 2019 at 6:28 AM
Only if
Imy dog can write half as well as your dog. Tell me your secret!greenfields
February 3, 2019 at 7:00 PM
It’s the love of (dog) food that’s bringing out this skill. I’m sure your doggo can do it too.
another woodalchi nicole recruit
February 3, 2019 at 9:44 AM
the very most goodest boy!
greenfields
February 3, 2019 at 7:01 PM
😅😅😅
moana
February 3, 2019 at 2:21 PM
Well, surely a poem this good has earned him some treats. 💕🐶
greenfields
February 3, 2019 at 7:01 PM
Aww ill be sure to give him one from a beanie named moana.
Cori
February 3, 2019 at 3:48 PM
This is too cute! Please give the author a scratch behind the ears from me
greenfields
February 3, 2019 at 7:01 PM
Done! 😊