I always thought the title The Secret Life of My Secretary wasn’t quite right for the show, but with the revelation of the vigilante secretaries it makes perfect sense now. Also, vigilante secretaries is a perfect punk band name, and if I were a musical sort I would start one. We would, of course, wear comfortable cardigans with our kick-ass boots, our logo would include a fish, and our touring van would be a white ToD.
Now I want the webtoon of this: Vigilante secretaries by day, punk band at night, and the cardigan wearing punk ajummhas in kick-ass boots hunting targets in their white truck.
Bit of a tongue twister there. I suspect the third rate cover band will take that name and tour the midwest county fairs each summer. Eventually, their diet of mini donuts and buttered ears of sweet corn will force them to retire when the drummer suffers a massive heart attack outside of Des Moines, Iowa.
Wow, that got dark fast. I better get more coffee.
@mugyuljoie, I’m glad the Milkmen helped keep you in your time of need. Bitchin’ Camaro and Beach Party Vietnam accompanied me on many walks across my own mismatched campus.
I think there’s money to be made here. Just think of how many people would love a punk song about thrashing a broken copier. Lots of frustration and pent up anger to tap in this market.
egads aka Dame Maggie
June 19, 2019 at 5:46 AM
I always thought the title The Secret Life of My Secretary wasn’t quite right for the show, but with the revelation of the vigilante secretaries it makes perfect sense now. Also, vigilante secretaries is a perfect punk band name, and if I were a musical sort I would start one. We would, of course, wear comfortable cardigans with our kick-ass boots, our logo would include a fish, and our touring van would be a white ToD.
Now I want the webtoon of this: Vigilante secretaries by day, punk band at night, and the cardigan wearing punk ajummhas in kick-ass boots hunting targets in their white truck.
Don’t mind me, I think I need more coffee.
outofthisworld 不愧是我 🏍
June 19, 2019 at 6:02 AM
I want to read your story. Please drink more coffee.
Sincerely, ToD
June 19, 2019 at 6:04 AM
I am in, in the name of Fish.
🎵eh, eh oh, eh oh, ssak da bultaewora bow wow wow🎵
🍙 kimbap noona
June 19, 2019 at 6:11 AM
Love this! And “Vigilante Administrative Assistants” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, does it?
egads aka Dame Maggie
June 19, 2019 at 7:40 AM
Bit of a tongue twister there. I suspect the third rate cover band will take that name and tour the midwest county fairs each summer. Eventually, their diet of mini donuts and buttered ears of sweet corn will force them to retire when the drummer suffers a massive heart attack outside of Des Moines, Iowa.
Wow, that got dark fast. I better get more coffee.
🍙 kimbap noona
June 19, 2019 at 7:46 AM
RIP “Death by Buttered Corn”
I am still mustering the courage to try fried butter one of these days. It is not for the faint of heart, literally. Thank you Heartland of America!
mugyuljoie is preciousss
June 19, 2019 at 8:16 AM
Death by Buttered Corn will be the first big hit.
bbstl 🧹
June 19, 2019 at 8:45 AM
CCOD, Corn Cob of Death.
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
June 19, 2019 at 7:42 AM
*tunes my guitar* *gets out the tea set* *soft pink cardigan and black killer boots are on*
mugyuljoie is preciousss
June 19, 2019 at 7:56 AM
*thinks about fish related punk songs*
egads aka Dame Maggie
June 19, 2019 at 8:00 AM
Here’s one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuLiQohsSf8
mugyuljoie is preciousss
June 19, 2019 at 8:05 AM
I know that one!
egads aka Dame Maggie
June 19, 2019 at 8:12 AM
I rarely meet people who know the Dead Milkmen!
mugyuljoie is preciousss
June 19, 2019 at 8:22 AM
I might have listened to too much punk rock to survive the religious affiliated college I attended for a short time. It was not a good fit.
egads aka Dame Maggie
June 19, 2019 at 8:45 AM
@mugyuljoie, I’m glad the Milkmen helped keep you in your time of need. Bitchin’ Camaro and Beach Party Vietnam accompanied me on many walks across my own mismatched campus.
🍙 kimbap noona
June 19, 2019 at 8:29 AM
“Filet of Seoul” will be a great cover for Vigilante Secretaries!
egads aka Dame Maggie
June 19, 2019 at 8:43 AM
Brilliant. You are brilliant Noona.
mugyuljoie is preciousss
June 19, 2019 at 7:58 AM
I think there’s money to be made here. Just think of how many people would love a punk song about thrashing a broken copier. Lots of frustration and pent up anger to tap in this market.
bam 🐢🐌💖~
June 19, 2019 at 8:11 AM
Please, yes.
FlyingTool
June 19, 2019 at 4:33 PM
Be still, my heart!
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
June 20, 2019 at 3:26 PM
How did I miss this hahahahahaha