Hotel Del La Luna Episode 9 SH☠️POST*Jenna Marbles voice* biatch it’s AULD school this week
Intro:
Sic: I still frakking think the intro soundtrack to this thing sounds like the Harry Potter theme but I don’t have the technology editing software to prove it so you’re just gonna have to take my word for it
And obviously my word is gospel
Also Sic: What’s the point in a playing card intro if the symbolism never turns up in the show.
I zoned out hardcore …
Uh right focus sic care! Nngghhooo don’t care! Must focus!
Child: ball rolls UP stairs
Sic: Aghassi I think your ball is haunted
Sic: also just hold up a dank minute y’all cos I can’t take this shit anymore.
Have any of you BEEN TO MYEONGDONG? Cos I frakking HAVE! I hated it there were too many people but that’s besides the point. MYEONGDONG is a shopping district and it’s like two streets north of the river smack bang in the middle of Seoul, like thirty metres from Euljiro 1ga station and it’s just high-rises or shopping and restaurants and shit. HIGH RISES. this stupid frakking ex hotel is not IN MYEONGDONG. STOP SAYING THAT. also I freaking googled it’s address and it doesn’t exist (well duh) and I know it’s a amagicaAL GHOST BUILDING but the real bhulding it squats in is NOT IN MYEONGDONG THERE ARE NO TREES IN MYEONGDONG ARGH SHTAAAAP Kay
end Myeongdong rant.
Ma Go #239: The results are not given by the deities
It’s made my humans
It’s always the same
Sic:… Pretty sure… that is some kind of a contradiction…
Sic: also I don’t know how we got into the subject of him not being a good person cos it didn’t makes sense and I wasn’t listening
Sic: I went back to find out what he said to get here it still doesn’t make sense don’t @ me with an explanation I don’t want it
CS: She’s and awful wamen
Sic *sighing*: Love her anyway -_-
CS: She wouldn’t welcome me if I went back
Sic: Chase after her
CS: She’s dangerous
Sic: Where’s that c s Lewis quote about love being a risk WHERE IS IT
CS: Something something something
Sic *over this*: If you eat the medicine I’m throwing you out the window boy
CS: Brb gonna have to think about it may return if I like her enough
Sic: Well that’s a StaRt™
Ma go #4576: smiles
Sic: how dare you have the balls to look smug you little harpy. The fates are my LEAST FAVOURITE part of THIS WHOLE SHOW they make the entire plot one big contrived sham *hisses*
Ma go? More like Ma GO AWAY.
Intermission: In an alternate reality the ios apple update pop up stole my body.
hotel Dela Lunarius: new neighbors who dis
Sic: Aw I was hoping the interior would change but I guess they didn’t have the budget for that huh… *states into the camera like on the office*
Man Weol and her bartender: make petty banter Sic doesn’t care about
Sic: Ah a good old goldfish memory joke I’ve been making those for 15 years so original clap clap clap har har har
Followed by a crane joke oooh fun sidetrack—-
this week Sic invented a futuristic sci fi/fantasy secret service story with a character that turns into a 12 foot egret.
Anyway moving on
Sic: Oh this whole episode is just gonna be them pining for each other and realising their FILLINGS isn’t it…
Sic: Myyyyyyeehhhh. Hair pin on fleek tho.
Man weol: er yis hallo my name ees Man Weol and I like long walks in spooky forests at night with copious amounts of alcohol imbided into meh blood stream
Sic: same
Sic: also drunk man weol needs to happen more pls
*Inserts Billie eilish joke about that blue wig*
Drunk Man Weol: hallucinates
Sic: Do you ever feel like some references and their subsequent symbolism are TOO obvious? Yeah…💊
Jingoo and a Child: EoMMA.SHARKDUDUDSUDUDUDU
Sic: SCREW YOU CS!!!!
CS: is suddenly not a halluciantion anymore cliche
Sic: so… are you gonna
MW: you STOLE MY PAINTING
Sic: like you know…
CS: I didest not
Sic: kiss her…
MW: Did so
CS: Did not
Sic: no?
MW: Did so
Sic: No kisses?
CS: Did not
Sic: Dangit
CS: yass if I borrows moneys she wills a listening!
Sic: IS HE TRYING TO BUY HIS WAY INTO HER HEART AGSGSHAKAKAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Vater Spiiryt: is a vampire
Sic: Did you have to walk right through him lol
Alright fess up which one of yous crew members just wanted to do that water VFX shot like REAL badly? Which one of you!?
CS: I HAD NUU IDEA IT WASNAE A NORMAL GHOSTIE YE KEN MAN WEOLIE? I SVEAAARRRR
SIc: was the blue wig and the godly robes and lack of blood not a dead (hur hur look at me I’m so funny just like the Hong Sister’s) giveaway?? Ya daftie. Then. I guess he could’ve been a dead Cosplayer and ye wouldn’t know… STILL
Side characters Sic doesn’t care about:
Sic: Why… Why are they just sitting on a log trading flirt stories instead of ghost and serial killer hunting
Oh remember that subplot you’d completely forgotten bout Sic? That’s why…
Ooh dats a lot of dead people yasss
CS: eyyyy you gave me another three seconds eyyyyy you thought about me didn’t you wink wink nudge
Sic: hey you know what this foggy hallway lighting would be GREAT FOR
Sic: A KISS
Show: dramatic moody af slow Mo walk down hall instead
Sic: Broski here shoulda kissed her but FINE
Man weol: is a useless potplant in this next scene and Sic gets mad so rants even though it’s pointless:
Bro, milday-BRO you can teleport
Have we just forgotten she can teleport? WOMAN YOU CAN TELEPORT YOU IDIOT ITS YOUR HOTEL YOU COULD BEAT ARTICLE SOERY GHOST 13 BUT NOT 813 OH COme oooonnn!
Don’t at me lovers of this show. Her teleporting is inconsistent as heck and annOYING I don’t care if this isn’t a ghost we’ve set no spiritual parameters for why she can’t just teleport in there and why she can’t kick a spirits ass.
HEY GUYS remember how I was like “op character becomes conveniently LESS OP when the plot requires?” Yeah remember when I said that in EPISODE ONE?
*Deep breaths*
*okay so that scene wasn’t that bad and it was a misdirect but srsly* *it’s gonna happen agin jst wtch*
Sic: also from now on CS is Broski and Man Weol is Milday Bro
Vater Spiiryt: I chose to abandon them whilst they could still miss me
Sic: …
Sic:
Sic:
Sic:
Sic: Does… He have… Blue tint on his eyelashes??
Vater Spiiryt: I shall return the favour… By showing you your fears
Sic: LMAO that’s a great trade …
Sic: The full moon… You’re scared of the full moon… Are… Are you… Are you a werewolf? Are you professor lupin… *Barely contains laughter*
Oh no it’s the well opening never mind … *awwww*
Hanged Boy: Is Bad Boy
Sic: More reincarnated peeps who are serial killers and know everyone nice going ghengis sorry wrong même
Broski: Jangmanweolshi Iwill keep getting in danger so you have to protect me!
Sic: *tries really hard to take this very romantic scene Seriously and fails ahem*
Sic: Awww bby yay you took the right path I don’t have to throw you out a window!!!
Sic:…
Sic: Shoulda kissed her though.
Sic:She was standing right there.
Sic: Why didn’t you kiss her
Sic: That’s all I care about
Sic: Why aren’t there more kisses in this dang show that’s one thing Hwayugi had at least
Sic: If you think I’m never not gonna compare this to Hwayugi you are wrong
Sic: Don’t like that?
Sic: Deal with it
Sic: I don’t care
On other news, in update on my bodylessness:
Yes I successfully moved locations with the hotel. Obviously I am not content with my current state and still have resentments to get rid of before I can pass on .I DID Find my body tho! The Ma Gos in their infinite stupidity kidnapped it for research purposes. I will be leading a raid on their apothecary tonight to retrieve it.
There are no new leads on my murderer but I have some Thuthpectth.
*this shit is so formulaic though im gonna cry*
*total non kiss count: like 3 billion* white noise
You’re right. The hotel he’s looking for is really in southeastern South Korea. I fully expected the little kid with the ball to be a ghost or a power kicker.
They really didn’t use any of the budget on Nam Da Reum’s character, but the water effect was awesome. That’s one thing that should be stolen from Bride of the Water God, the styling of the Water God before he came to Earth.
I saw the first 15 minutes. I Muttley laughed through your article up until the time I watched it. Will come back again sometime next week when I decide to finish ep 9.
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
August 11, 2019 at 5:15 AM
Hotel Del La Luna Episode 9 SH☠️POST*Jenna Marbles voice* biatch it’s AULD school this week
Intro:
Sic: I still frakking think the intro soundtrack to this thing sounds like the Harry Potter theme but I don’t have the technology editing software to prove it so you’re just gonna have to take my word for it
And obviously my word is gospel
Also Sic: What’s the point in a playing card intro if the symbolism never turns up in the show.
I zoned out hardcore …
Uh right focus sic care! Nngghhooo don’t care! Must focus!
Child: ball rolls UP stairs
Sic: Aghassi I think your ball is haunted
Sic: also just hold up a dank minute y’all cos I can’t take this shit anymore.
Have any of you BEEN TO MYEONGDONG? Cos I frakking HAVE! I hated it there were too many people but that’s besides the point. MYEONGDONG is a shopping district and it’s like two streets north of the river smack bang in the middle of Seoul, like thirty metres from Euljiro 1ga station and it’s just high-rises or shopping and restaurants and shit. HIGH RISES. this stupid frakking ex hotel is not IN MYEONGDONG. STOP SAYING THAT. also I freaking googled it’s address and it doesn’t exist (well duh) and I know it’s a amagicaAL GHOST BUILDING but the real bhulding it squats in is NOT IN MYEONGDONG THERE ARE NO TREES IN MYEONGDONG ARGH SHTAAAAP Kay
end Myeongdong rant.
Ma Go #239: The results are not given by the deities
It’s made my humans
It’s always the same
Sic:… Pretty sure… that is some kind of a contradiction…
Sic: also I don’t know how we got into the subject of him not being a good person cos it didn’t makes sense and I wasn’t listening
Sic: I went back to find out what he said to get here it still doesn’t make sense don’t @ me with an explanation I don’t want it
CS: She’s and awful wamen
Sic *sighing*: Love her anyway -_-
CS: She wouldn’t welcome me if I went back
Sic: Chase after her
CS: She’s dangerous
Sic: Where’s that c s Lewis quote about love being a risk WHERE IS IT
CS: Something something something
Sic *over this*: If you eat the medicine I’m throwing you out the window boy
CS: Brb gonna have to think about it may return if I like her enough
Sic: Well that’s a StaRt™
Ma go #4576: smiles
Sic: how dare you have the balls to look smug you little harpy. The fates are my LEAST FAVOURITE part of THIS WHOLE SHOW they make the entire plot one big contrived sham *hisses*
Ma go? More like Ma GO AWAY.
Intermission: In an alternate reality the ios apple update pop up stole my body.
hotel Dela Lunarius: new neighbors who dis
Sic: Aw I was hoping the interior would change but I guess they didn’t have the budget for that huh… *states into the camera like on the office*
Man Weol and her bartender: make petty banter Sic doesn’t care about
Sic: Ah a good old goldfish memory joke I’ve been making those for 15 years so original clap clap clap har har har
Followed by a crane joke oooh fun sidetrack—-
this week Sic invented a futuristic sci fi/fantasy secret service story with a character that turns into a 12 foot egret.
Anyway moving on
Sic: Oh this whole episode is just gonna be them pining for each other and realising their FILLINGS isn’t it…
Sic: Myyyyyyeehhhh. Hair pin on fleek tho.
Man weol: er yis hallo my name ees Man Weol and I like long walks in spooky forests at night with copious amounts of alcohol imbided into meh blood stream
Sic: same
Sic: also drunk man weol needs to happen more pls
*Inserts Billie eilish joke about that blue wig*
Drunk Man Weol: hallucinates
Sic: Do you ever feel like some references and their subsequent symbolism are TOO obvious? Yeah…💊
Jingoo and a Child: EoMMA.SHARKDUDUDSUDUDUDU
Sic: SCREW YOU CS!!!!
CS: is suddenly not a halluciantion anymore cliche
Sic: so… are you gonna
MW: you STOLE MY PAINTING
Sic: like you know…
CS: I didest not
Sic: kiss her…
MW: Did so
CS: Did not
Sic: no?
MW: Did so
Sic: No kisses?
CS: Did not
Sic: Dangit
CS: yass if I borrows moneys she wills a listening!
Sic: IS HE TRYING TO BUY HIS WAY INTO HER HEART AGSGSHAKAKAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Vater Spiiryt: is a vampire
Sic: Did you have to walk right through him lol
Alright fess up which one of yous crew members just wanted to do that water VFX shot like REAL badly? Which one of you!?
CS: I HAD NUU IDEA IT WASNAE A NORMAL GHOSTIE YE KEN MAN WEOLIE? I SVEAAARRRR
SIc: was the blue wig and the godly robes and lack of blood not a dead (hur hur look at me I’m so funny just like the Hong Sister’s) giveaway?? Ya daftie. Then. I guess he could’ve been a dead Cosplayer and ye wouldn’t know… STILL
IfthisdoesthefrikkinghumanleadospossesedbypossIblymaliciousdeityIWILLMURDERYOUSHOWDONTDOTHEHWAYUGITHINGDONTDOITohthankgoodnessitdidntdoitbutyaknowwhattheresstilltimeforittodoitYeahTimeForMeToDieAgainAlso
Side characters Sic doesn’t care about:
Sic: Why… Why are they just sitting on a log trading flirt stories instead of ghost and serial killer hunting
Oh remember that subplot you’d completely forgotten bout Sic? That’s why…
Ooh dats a lot of dead people yasss
CS: eyyyy you gave me another three seconds eyyyyy you thought about me didn’t you wink wink nudge
Sic: hey you know what this foggy hallway lighting would be GREAT FOR
Sic: A KISS
Show: dramatic moody af slow Mo walk down hall instead
Sic: Broski here shoulda kissed her but FINE
Man weol: is a useless potplant in this next scene and Sic gets mad so rants even though it’s pointless:
Bro, milday-BRO you can teleport
Have we just forgotten she can teleport? WOMAN YOU CAN TELEPORT YOU IDIOT ITS YOUR HOTEL YOU COULD BEAT ARTICLE SOERY GHOST 13 BUT NOT 813 OH COme oooonnn!
Don’t at me lovers of this show. Her teleporting is inconsistent as heck and annOYING I don’t care if this isn’t a ghost we’ve set no spiritual parameters for why she can’t just teleport in there and why she can’t kick a spirits ass.
HEY GUYS remember how I was like “op character becomes conveniently LESS OP when the plot requires?” Yeah remember when I said that in EPISODE ONE?
*Deep breaths*
*okay so that scene wasn’t that bad and it was a misdirect but srsly* *it’s gonna happen agin jst wtch*
Sic: also from now on CS is Broski and Man Weol is Milday Bro
Vater Spiiryt: I chose to abandon them whilst they could still miss me
Sic: …
Sic:
Sic:
Sic:
Sic: Does… He have… Blue tint on his eyelashes??
Vater Spiiryt: I shall return the favour… By showing you your fears
Sic: LMAO that’s a great trade …
Sic: The full moon… You’re scared of the full moon… Are… Are you… Are you a werewolf? Are you professor lupin… *Barely contains laughter*
Oh no it’s the well opening never mind … *awwww*
Hanged Boy: Is Bad Boy
Sic: More reincarnated peeps who are serial killers and know everyone nice going ghengis sorry wrong même
Broski: Jangmanweolshi Iwill keep getting in danger so you have to protect me!
Sic: *tries really hard to take this very romantic scene Seriously and fails ahem*
Sic: Awww bby yay you took the right path I don’t have to throw you out a window!!!
Sic:…
Sic: Shoulda kissed her though.
Sic:She was standing right there.
Sic: Why didn’t you kiss her
Sic: That’s all I care about
Sic: Why aren’t there more kisses in this dang show that’s one thing Hwayugi had at least
Sic: If you think I’m never not gonna compare this to Hwayugi you are wrong
Sic: Don’t like that?
Sic: Deal with it
Sic: I don’t care
On other news, in update on my bodylessness:
Yes I successfully moved locations with the hotel. Obviously I am not content with my current state and still have resentments to get rid of before I can pass on .I DID Find my body tho! The Ma Gos in their infinite stupidity kidnapped it for research purposes. I will be leading a raid on their apothecary tonight to retrieve it.
There are no new leads on my murderer but I have some Thuthpectth.
*this shit is so formulaic though im gonna cry*
*total non kiss count: like 3 billion*
white noise
mugyuljoie is preciousss
August 11, 2019 at 7:10 AM
You’re right. The hotel he’s looking for is really in southeastern South Korea. I fully expected the little kid with the ball to be a ghost or a power kicker.
mugyuljoie is preciousss
August 11, 2019 at 7:14 AM
I’m correct so far about the kiss. If this continues I won’t ever be reheaded, will I?
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
August 11, 2019 at 4:28 PM
The only thing on my mind right now is the kiss I couldn’t care less about anything else
so no, till that happens you remain headless.
mugyuljoie is preciousss
August 11, 2019 at 11:04 PM
They really didn’t use any of the budget on Nam Da Reum’s character, but the water effect was awesome. That’s one thing that should be stolen from Bride of the Water God, the styling of the Water God before he came to Earth.
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
August 12, 2019 at 5:17 AM
I KNOW THAT WIG RIGHT
The water vfx was pretty cool.
RenOIshi
August 11, 2019 at 4:25 PM
I saw the first 15 minutes. I Muttley laughed through your article up until the time I watched it. Will come back again sometime next week when I decide to finish ep 9.
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
August 13, 2019 at 2:19 AM
How’s it going finishing 9…