VAGABOND Episode 8 Sh☠️tpost

HOW TO OPERATE ON A *no don’t laugh Sic* on what I do believe is his *snorts* FEMORAL ARTERY
A Guide: By Gi Tae Woong, Surgeon Simulator, and HRH Sicarius of Melonia.
WARNING: GRAPHIC SCENES AND LANGUAGE

1) Die. In less than a minute.
2) Bring Patient back to life with Unicorn Tears™.
3) Remove ribcage (we don’t need that anyway).
4) Remove lungs (also don’t need those).
5) Stitch artery together with a hammer. Don’t ask me how that works; it just does. Like the rest of this show.
6) Put heart back in, from when you removed it previously to take out the rib cage.
7) 👌
8) MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: 1000 XP POINTS ACQUIRED!
9) More Unicorn Tears™ may be necessary if patient goes into shock from blood loss and you DON’T have Universal Donor Leprechaun Dal Geon® on hand.
10) Put all future show writers and NIS agents through the very formal OPERATION course, so that they can successfully kill I mean write action dramas and save the world in the future with not a single hiccough.
*finger guns*

VAGABOND RPG NOTES
LIVES REMAINING: 3.5
WARNING: BLOOD LOSS IMMINENT. SUPER POTION REQUIRED TO HEAL.





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    Amazing gifs! 👏🏻👏🏻

    I had fun laughing throughout the surgery scene. If only it had adequate ligthing like these game gifs, and the camera was not shaking so much, I would have enjoyed it more.

    VB cameraman really loves to shake the camera, while the lighting guy dislike to turn on lights. A combo I hope we will see less off. I want to see the ‘fantastic’, ‘mesmerizing’ and ‘magical’ scenes clearly without needing to squint my eyes.

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      The legendary combo we never needed tbh. Why not shake the camera ALL THE TIME since they’re doing it already?

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        Shaky cam is… Unfortunately a lot more common than you think in most kdramas.
        EY has it. HdlL had it.
        Just watch carefully next episode of whatever show you’re on… Let me know if there’s a close up where the frakking scenes is swaying.
        And ofc Vagabond is an action movie thus IT HAS to shake more. Because shaking in film school means URGENCY and TENSION.
        … *smh* *sighs*

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      The lighting, the blood type, the stitching, the gloves, and I realised just yesterday it was probably his femoral artery that was hit for such a deep surgery and I frakking DIED. Which is what he should’ve done!!!!!
      Seriously this might be the most unrealistic and unauthentic injury in this entire show to date, which is still quite the feat but it also just makes this whole scene ten times more hilarious on top of everything else going on.

      Hey Katak… At least they actually film during the day occasionally. Unlike Something I could mention… *cough* carrot anyone? *cough*

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      (also trade secrets again, but these gifs were stolen off the internet somewhere- idek who they are by, I suspect they’re off some Youtube Let’s Play of the game; it was popular about 4 years ago. So credit to whoever they are lmao. )

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    Love the gifs here! Also love the description of that surgery. I was snorting in disbelief the whole time.
    There were no medical supplies but somehow he found the gloves and needle for stitching?
    Oh the whole scene was so over the top….
    thanks for helping make the scene better!

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    High five through the bars, Sic. Hii…iiiggh… Fi..ii..ii..vv..eee…
    [flat line]

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      lol……. I’m supposed to be working so I take a break and see what has been posted.
      Then I can’t stop giggling…
      so is everyone going to watch this weekend and see how they do a blood transfusion without any tools?
      gah

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        Ooohh, I ain’t watching, stpauligurl. Not even if you pay me. Okay.. maybe if you give me a million $$. But why would you do that, right? That’s just absurd like this show.
        I will be watching Pegasus! Yeaaahh…

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          ha ha @msrabbit – this show is more like a train wreck that is so absurd I can’t stop watching – just to see how much worse it can get. Also then I’ll understand Sic’s sh*tposts better.

          Pegasus Market – now that I’m watching because I LOVE it! In fact I stopped watching last week so I can have last week and this week’s episodes to watch this weekend.
          *Satu* Ms Rabbit!!!

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    And is that tomato they throw in (re: last gif)? Well, that explains a lot….

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