One of my cats had to spend a while at the vets, and when I came to take him back home they gave us this cute little cat’s paw Christmas stocking. But I’m not sure where to hang it or what to put in it; the only things he really wants are affection and tuna juice, neither of which makes a good stocking-stuffer.

PS: he has already had tuna juice to celebrate his homecoming, and tonight he’s even more affectionate than usual. Guess he’s glad to be back and wants reassurance. Or wants more tuna.