FINAL VAGABOND SH☠️TPOST/ FINAL FINAL SH☠️TPOST

So for those of you who don’t know, I said that after Vagabond I would be taking a hiatus from sh☠️tposting. The reasons why are complicated and many.
However, I still wanted to send off not only Vagabond (which I’ve mostly erased from my brain already) but also the last year in general.

I post this, for all intents and purposes, exactly a year after my final Memories of Alhambra Sh⚔️tpost. (or well as far as time zones work… a year give or take 24 hrs)
And so, for this FINAL 2019 SH🌸TPOST THINGYMAWHATSIT (because despite what some of you may think, there was never a consistent pattern to them, other than I sh🧟tposted what I wanted to sh🐝tpost, however I wanted to, because I wanted to have FUN, and the rest of the viewership be darned), to wrap up the past ENTIRE year of dramas for me, myself and I, I will henceforth, sh👑tpost the past year, my past year of dramas (everything from MOA till now) and also myself. And there is a VERY SPECIAL SH🖤TPOST DRAWING, alllll the way down the bottom. If you’re very good you might get a cookie too.

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– Sic decides that MOA is being fought about too much and decides to make a post that will change her life forever
– The Sh💀tpost Is Born (50 sins because you had no idea what you were getting yourself into)
-Sic names Jeffrey The Game, has a torrid affair with him and disowns Song Jae Jung for all eternity (-2)
– Sic writes 4k words on the MOA final (4 sins)
– Sic somehow watches all of First Clean passionately and wonders why or even how (1 sin)
– Sic watches My Strange Hero, finally vindicated from having wanted Jo Boa to get another lead roll for years
– Sic watches the CDRAMA When We Were Young 2018 and FOLKS, it is ALL DOWNHILL from here. The year just spirals out of control from this point forward as literally nothing will even come within an endosolistration of that show
– Sic watches The Drama That Must Not Be Named and refuses to give it anymore line space *DEATH #1* (I can’t think of a high enough number of sins crivens… let’s go with 1000000)
– Although she did write her favourite essay of the year on it so (-10 sins)
– Sic starts both Romance is Bonus Book AND Touch Your Heart and doesn’t finish either of them for no particular reason. She just doesn’t. (2 sins for Sic for not finishing these, 2 sins for TYH being stupid)
– Sic watches Top Management and To Jenny and gets the Tiramisu song permanently stuck in her head. She doesn’t complain though cos it’s a good song.
– Sic starts ALSB and then drops it… because remember how nothing else will live up to WWWY18? Yeah… (1 sin for not being WWWY18)
– Sic tries to sh🐺tpost Kill It but ends up liking it even though it was kind of a mess
– Sic writes 2k words on the Kill It final anyway (2 sins)
– Sic goes to Korea for 20 days and then forgets to write or share photos or ANYTHING ABOUT IT ON DB which I think would earn her a probational execution if she wasn’t Queen so (500 sins for having things to post and not posting them)
– Sic finally gets round to watching Kingdom IN KOREA
– Sic watches Kingdom whilst eating fried chicken (1 sin)
– Sic doesn’t finish her Kingdom review or post said ghost review (2 sins)
– Sic watches Her Private Lyfe
– Sic writes 3k words on HPL (Sic doesn’t Sin this because she’s actually really proud of that essay sue me)
– Sic watches another cdrama, Put Your Head on My Shoulder and has nothing worthwhile to say about it other than: STATIC ELECTRICITY
– Sic watches The Secret Life of My Secretary and ends up enjoying it much to her and everyone else’s astonishment
– Sic calls the Fish Cult
– The Fish Cult is Born *même awards: third place* (- 20 sins for coining good mêmes and -30 for calling the best call of the literal century)
– Veronica Park (- 249)
– Sic starts Angel’s Last Mission and then drops it because it wasn’t worth the theological essay anyway. (-1 for dropping)
– Sic decides to watch AND sh🐎tpost all of Arthdal because she likes to suffer for people’s entertainment and is insane
– Sic starts drawing sh🥕tposts. The best decision she made all year probably. Thank you @outofthisworld (-100 sins)
– Magic Horse and Carrot Boy are coined *même awards: first and second place!!!!!* (-40 sins for good mêmeing)
– #MagicHorseForPresident2020
– Sic decides to watch a few well loved dramas on recommendations
– This includes the Light in Your Eyes/ Radiant. Which she ends up hating. (3 sins for every well loved recced drama Sic watched this year and didn’t like)
– Lingerie girls generation (+3)
– Sic watches what she calls the Syncopated Clock that is My Fellow Citizens and doesn’t love it but at least she didn’t hate it either (-1)
– Sic decides to sh👻tpost her fOUrth drama… Hotel de la Luna *DEATH #2* which has a grammatically incorrect title (+1)
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– Sic misses the monkey king
– Sic teaches multiple people the meaning of the word defenestrate. For like the fifth time this year. (-5 sins)
– Sic makes the mistake of trying to discuss morality online for the second time this year (+300 sins)
– Sic, if she hadn’t already, disowns the Hong Sisters for all eternity (+3 sins for hating something everyone loved, +4567 sins for hdll itself)
– Sic watches a moment at 18 AND DOESN’T HATE IT (-1)
– Sic made it to UNEMPLOYED SLACKER IN A SPARKLY TRACKSUIT (-1000)
– Sic FINALLY starts Tree With Deep Roots
– And loves it (-1)
– And spams everyone with Lingy content (-1)
– And hasn’t finished it (… +2)
– Sic wishes Woo Jin would pic a good drama but watches all of Let Me Hear Your Song anyway.
– She doesn’t really know why she does this so (+1)
– Arthdal is still going (+2)
– Arthdal ends *DEATH #3*
– Magic Horse dies in sh🏨tpost canon
– Sic has an existential crisis
– Again (-70 for emotional support)
– +1000 sins to Netflix
– Sic coins the word ENDOSOLISTRATION for when defenestration is too tame (-100 sin for neologisms)
– Sic decides that she will only sh🃏tpost one more thing before the year ends. (+5)
– Vagabond and the final sh🍀tposting begin
– LSG is LSG (-3)
– Sic FINALLY watches Circle, writes 4k words on it (+4), doesn’t like it (+3), feels bad, stops feeling bad. (-1)
– Sic decided to not take recommendations from anyone other than the Queen’s Hand (who knows her taste best) because they’re just not working for her. (-30)
– Sic starts both Nokdu and Extraordinary You (+10 for both)
– Sic drops both (thank God) (-20)
– Sic was gonna write another essay on Extraordinary You, because she hated it (+3) but doesn’t (+4 because you could at least commit sheesh)
– Sic skims LJW and Da Hee’s scenes in WWW because Lee Jae Wook could charm the socks off a snake (-3 sins for LJW being LJW)
– VAGABOND ENDS *DEATH #4* Sic becomes the Ghost Queen again to accompany both Magic Horse and LSG/Cha Dal Geon.
– The final sh🐔tpost doesn’t happen (+1)
– Sic starts No Second Chances on a whim because even if the writing fizzles out by the end at least Park Se Wan and Kwak Dong Yeon are bloody amazing (-4 sins)
– Sic binges the cdrama Arsenal Military Academy and gets so frustrated she hand rewrites 3/4s of it.
– Sic questions even taking recs from the Queen’s Hand
– +3 sins for yet again not liking something that a) everyone else liked and b) that was recced to her
– the final sh🐒tpost STILL doesn’t happen (+1)
– Sic doesn’t know what to watch because she has burnout from sh🤡tposting dramas (+700) and watching dramas (+30) that she mostly hates
– But Sic has never shied away from having unpopular opinions (-1000)
– And Sic made people laugh (-10000)
– Sic helped people have fun (-10000)
– SIC had fun. Despite burnout (-10000)
– Sic made some mêmes and helped people même (-1000)
– Beanies helped Sic a lot this past year (-50000)
– More than they’ll know (-10000)
– Love February happened (-100000)
– Sic met her first Bean (-10001)
– And tried Coconut Melona (finally) (-9999)
– Sic got better at writing (-5000)
– and drawing (-5000)
– Sic broke 22 thousand comments and 70 thousand upvotes (-1000)
– Sic is still a masochist and watched one too many dramas she hated and had the WORST LUCK in drama pickings ever and the future is uncertain (+100)
– But that’s ok (-10)
-Sic watches one episode of Bride of the Century and gives it a hard pass (-1)
– Sic starts Go Back spouses (-1)
– Sic will try pick better dramas this year (-5000)

Final “2019” Sin Count: 777777
2019 Dramawatching Carrot Ranking– there wasn’t enough Magic Horse by far, but overall I couldn’t ask for a better trashy legacy from this year so: 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕

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RE: THE ART *click to enlarge*
I spent way longer on this picture than I intended but that’s just how my lyfe decided to pan out I guess.
It was going to be just a final Vagabond doodle and then I decided to make it COOLER and BETTER and I hope, because that was the original purpose of the sheetposts, that you get as much fun out of this as I do, because truly it is a nonsensical masterpiece.
Or is it really nonsensical… I WANT to explain every joke and piece of meta in this picture but I also don’t… at least, not yet.
I want YOU GUYS yes you all (I will tag some of you if I have to) to see how many references you can find.
Those well versed in Melonia and Sh🕶️tpost Lore will do well. And even those of you that aren’t, I hope you enjoy it anyway, and with that I will shut up and let the picture do the talking.
(Also… I was messing around on photoshop and was silently laughing to myself when I kept playing with the hue and invert adjustments and so I will share some of those later because they’re just wildly amusing.)

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As I said, this is my last “official” sh🍍tpost for a while. If I decide to sh🍈tpost anything later, it will be way more relaxed than it was last year, and more if I feel inclined to draw silly stuff for it rather than having a schedule *is this what the kids call self care*

And with that my dearest subjects! Adieu 2019. Adios Jefrey. So long buckaroo. No, Not you Magic Horse. You can come to the future.

I DID IT!!!!!
Oh, thank God

Bonus cookie: 🍪