So, I definitely know where last nights insane dream came from: My google discovery feed is FULL of Chen/Exo news.
In the dream, Im watching a youtube video. In it there are two older women–indiscriminate ages, and I think that maybe they are wearing masks? They are introducing a new segment of their video show and they introduce it saying, ” Because some of you bitches think that the boyfriend dance practice means that they are your ACTUAL BFs these noonas are here to pop you fantasy bubble. We call this segment, “Your Bias is (definitely) fucking” don’t hate us, the only songs used are songs written by the artist and comments are taken directly from interviews” And then they repeat the title again.
I dont know who all they showed but in the dream there was like 45 minutes of kpop boys with lyrics from songs and comments from interviews scrolling over their image.
They ended with Jackson Wang and a quote from my big brother: Before a man loses his virginity he has too much energy and he doesnt know what to do with it. After he begins fucking, hes much more mellow because he knows where to focus all of that energy.
And they showed video of Jackson in earlier interviews zipping around and videos of Jackson in recent interviews, completely chill.
And they ended the video with, “This has been your friendly neighborhood Noonas. You have been watching, “Your bias has DEFINITELY been fucking. Thank you (dont get caught unawares!)
I woke up in tears, partially because of horrible cramps but mostly because I was laughing so ding dang hard.
I don’t usually remember my dreams, but I do remember last night’s dream. Now, I’m not sure what it says about me that this is what I dream about, and that this is the one that I remember, but I do know that I woke up and thought, “Why?”
I had a long and very detailed dream about reorganizing my laundry room.
I vaguely remember Jackson saying that the only time he had ever had a gf was in elementary school and she dumped him. But in a more recent interview he said that he learned Korean by dating and that he dated for 3 years before he debuted.
Isa I can hardly read/type this, I’m crying with laughter. I NEED THIS VIDEO IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!
We need to distribute this to all the fan cafes and send it to Chen’s fans
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isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
January 22, 2020 at 5:17 AM
So, I definitely know where last nights insane dream came from: My google discovery feed is FULL of Chen/Exo news.
In the dream, Im watching a youtube video. In it there are two older women–indiscriminate ages, and I think that maybe they are wearing masks? They are introducing a new segment of their video show and they introduce it saying, ” Because some of you bitches think that the boyfriend dance practice means that they are your ACTUAL BFs these noonas are here to pop you fantasy bubble. We call this segment, “Your Bias is (definitely) fucking” don’t hate us, the only songs used are songs written by the artist and comments are taken directly from interviews” And then they repeat the title again.
I dont know who all they showed but in the dream there was like 45 minutes of kpop boys with lyrics from songs and comments from interviews scrolling over their image.
They ended with Jackson Wang and a quote from my big brother: Before a man loses his virginity he has too much energy and he doesnt know what to do with it. After he begins fucking, hes much more mellow because he knows where to focus all of that energy.
And they showed video of Jackson in earlier interviews zipping around and videos of Jackson in recent interviews, completely chill.
And they ended the video with, “This has been your friendly neighborhood Noonas. You have been watching, “Your bias has DEFINITELY been fucking. Thank you (dont get caught unawares!)
I woke up in tears, partially because of horrible cramps but mostly because I was laughing so ding dang hard.
egads aka Dame Maggie
January 22, 2020 at 5:24 AM
I don’t usually remember my dreams, but I do remember last night’s dream. Now, I’m not sure what it says about me that this is what I dream about, and that this is the one that I remember, but I do know that I woke up and thought, “Why?”
I had a long and very detailed dream about reorganizing my laundry room.
That was it. That’s all.
thatstp
January 22, 2020 at 7:39 AM
I remember a few years ago someone saying to me that they believed Taemin when he said he’s never dated before. I was like oh no, he’s lying. 😂😂😂
isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
January 22, 2020 at 12:38 PM
I vaguely remember Jackson saying that the only time he had ever had a gf was in elementary school and she dumped him. But in a more recent interview he said that he learned Korean by dating and that he dated for 3 years before he debuted.
thatstp
January 22, 2020 at 7:40 AM
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bbstl 🧹
January 22, 2020 at 8:39 AM
I think that is so funny, omg! Funny dreams are the best.
Ayan
January 22, 2020 at 12:19 PM
Isa I can hardly read/type this, I’m crying with laughter. I NEED THIS VIDEO IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!
We need to distribute this to all the fan cafes and send it to Chen’s fans