Why thank you, @kethysk. It’s been a while. <3 <3 <3

I'll let you in on a little secret: The danged thing is drafty in the winter. And you wouldn't believe the static cling that builds up when the humidity is low. My frizz looks like I stuck my finger in a light socket. I regularly get zapped. Then, in the summer heat, the sequins adhere to my fundament — and they crunch whenever I sit down. A real PITA.

I'd better get cracking and resume posting voluminously so I can shuck off my Sparkly Tracksuit Of Unemployed Slackerdom and bequeath it to a deserving maknae. I’m hoping to inherit one of @lollypip‘s snazzy gently-used Contract Girlfriend ensembles — since she has moved up to CEO’s Overworked Secretary. I wonder when that happened?! 😉

Cheers, and a belated Happy Lunar New Year! 😉

I want to reach this level so bad, but I’ve been an Errand Boy for a little over a year now 😭