Day 12: Terrible chat up lines countdown to Valentine’s Day!

This is a tradition I started on my FB account, but why not share it here? I countdown to Valentine’s Day with finding some really AWFUL chat up lines that make you cringe, groan…but secretly chuckle!

01 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again?
02 Hi, my name is Will…God’s Will.
03 Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea!
04 Is it hot in here, or is that the Holy Spirit burning inside you?
05 This may sound cheesy, but I camembert to brie without you! You’re the gratest!
06 I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
07 Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight.
08 I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?
09 How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me? (cf. Josh 6:4-5)
10 My friends bet me that I couldn’t talk to the prettiest woman in the room. Wanna buy drinks with their money?
11 The Bible says “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry” … how about dinner?
12 I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together
13 Do you know what my shirt is made out of? Boyfriend material.
14 You know what’s on the Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.

Love,
February

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