Day 12: Terrible chat up lines countdown to Valentine’s Day!
This is a tradition I started on my FB account, but why not share it here? I countdown to Valentine’s Day with finding some really AWFUL chat up lines that make you cringe, groan…but secretly chuckle!
01 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again?
02 Hi, my name is Will…God’s Will.
03 Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea!
04 Is it hot in here, or is that the Holy Spirit burning inside you?
05 This may sound cheesy, but I camembert to brie without you! You’re the gratest!
06 I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
07 Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight.
08 I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?
09 How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me? (cf. Josh 6:4-5)
10 My friends bet me that I couldn’t talk to the prettiest woman in the room. Wanna buy drinks with their money?
11 The Bible says “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry” … how about dinner?
12 I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together
13 Do you know what my shirt is made out of? Boyfriend material.
14 You know what’s on the Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.
Happened to me once, right when the “Moulin Rouge” movie was just out and the song “Lady Marmelade” was a hit…
Some Guy: “Oh, you speak French?”
With a very proud tone, he continued: “I know this French song!”
Guy starts to sing “Lady Marmelade” chorus: ” […] Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? […] ”
He actually had no idea.
Needless to say, it didn’t make me cringe, but instead, I wanted to puke.
pineapplegongzhu
February 12, 2020 at 1:46 PM
Day 12: Terrible chat up lines countdown to Valentine’s Day!
This is a tradition I started on my FB account, but why not share it here? I countdown to Valentine’s Day with finding some really AWFUL chat up lines that make you cringe, groan…but secretly chuckle!
01 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again?
02 Hi, my name is Will…God’s Will.
03 Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea!
04 Is it hot in here, or is that the Holy Spirit burning inside you?
05 This may sound cheesy, but I camembert to brie without you! You’re the gratest!
06 I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
07 Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight.
08 I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?
09 How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me? (cf. Josh 6:4-5)
10 My friends bet me that I couldn’t talk to the prettiest woman in the room. Wanna buy drinks with their money?
11 The Bible says “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry” … how about dinner?
12 I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together
13 Do you know what my shirt is made out of? Boyfriend material.
14 You know what’s on the Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u.
Love,
February
pineapplegongzhu
February 12, 2020 at 1:47 PM
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Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
February 12, 2020 at 1:49 PM
The third one is my forever favorite.
pineapplegongzhu
February 12, 2020 at 1:57 PM
@hotcocoagirl: LOL, you and Bingley have the same favourite 😘
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
February 12, 2020 at 2:04 PM
Must be why you like us both ~
pineapplegongzhu
February 12, 2020 at 2:16 PM
@hotcocoagirl: you two are definitely in the top 5 of my favourite people right now….HAHAHA!
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
February 12, 2020 at 3:01 PM
TOP FIVE I’M SO ACCOMPLISHED AHHAGKFJALKSFJAWEIREFKAJSF
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
February 12, 2020 at 2:09 PM
djkafhakjh oh my gosh flash backs to the days when I followed Epic Christian Memes…
halfmoon
February 12, 2020 at 2:19 PM
Happened to me once, right when the “Moulin Rouge” movie was just out and the song “Lady Marmelade” was a hit…
Some Guy: “Oh, you speak French?”
With a very proud tone, he continued: “I know this French song!”
Guy starts to sing “Lady Marmelade” chorus: ” […] Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? […] ”
He actually had no idea.
Needless to say, it didn’t make me cringe, but instead, I wanted to puke.
halfmoon
February 12, 2020 at 2:20 PM
*typo: Marmalade
snowy
February 12, 2020 at 4:36 PM
*runs for cover*
ship-happens
February 12, 2020 at 6:26 PM
-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
-My phone must be broken. It’s missing your number.
Kudo Ran
February 12, 2020 at 9:42 PM
01 I laughed a lot, shouldn’t have since I was eating breakfast ^^’
my fav’ are 01, 03, 10, 13, 14 x)
thanks for sharing, thanks for the laugh ^^ !
Eazal
February 13, 2020 at 9:18 AM
These are so terrible that I actually laughed…