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Santa presents: 12 Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A gummi fetus in a braaaaaain On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Two sleeping beauties And a gummi fetus in a braaaaaain On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... More »
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Santa Strikes Back! [Year In Review, Part 6]
What the ever-lovin’ reindeer feculence? I get home from my overnight trans-earthian sleigh odyssey, settle back with my hard-earned fifths of whiskey to read up on what I’ve missed in dramaland, and find that they’ve finished the year-end reviews without me? This is an outrage! I know who’s getting their presents revoked this year! Goddamn... More »
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Lie To Me: Episode 11 Open Thread
Greetings once again from the North Pole! The girls forwarded all your requests for me to make another guest appearance, so here I am, back by popular demand (well, that and a barrel of rye, but if my Tax Elf asks, that was just a “gift”). Gosh, I haven’t recapped since my episode of Bad... More »
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Bad Guy: Episode 15
Greetings from the North Pole! The girls called me up for a guest spot, so I gladly obliged, because they’ve both been really good this year. Also my reindeer are suing me, and they offered me some legal advice in exchange. I swear I really only ever used “mush” when we were in a big... More »
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