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Drama Reactions & Reviews
Santa presents: Things I Learned from Dramaland
by | December 25, 2013 | 90 Comments
The one good thing about working one day a year and outsourcing most of your menial labor to elves is that it gives you plenty of time to watch dramas. This year I discovered that I had watched them all wrong before, because when you watch with an open mind, you can gain valuable life... More »


Drama Reactions & Reviews
Santa presents: 12 Days of Christmas
by | December 25, 2012 | 196 Comments
  On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A gummi fetus in a braaaaaain   On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Two sleeping beauties And a gummi fetus in a braaaaaain   On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... More »


Drama Reactions & Reviews
Santa Strikes Back! [Year In Review, Part 6]
by | December 25, 2011 | 101 Comments
What the ever-lovin’ reindeer feculence? I get home from my overnight trans-earthian sleigh odyssey, settle back with my hard-earned fifths of whiskey to read up on what I’ve missed in dramaland, and find that they’ve finished the year-end reviews without me? This is an outrage! I know who’s getting their presents revoked this year! Goddamn... More »


Drama Recaps
Lie To Me: Episode 11 Open Thread
by | June 13, 2011 | 243 Comments
Greetings once again from the North Pole! The girls forwarded all your requests for me to make another guest appearance, so here I am, back by popular demand (well, that and a barrel of rye, but if my Tax Elf asks, that was just a “gift”). Gosh, I haven’t recapped since my episode of Bad... More »


Drama Recaps
Bad Guy: Episode 15
by | August 5, 2010 | 165 Comments
Greetings from the North Pole! The girls called me up for a guest spot, so I gladly obliged, because they’ve both been really good this year. Also my reindeer are suing me, and they offered me some legal advice in exchange. I swear I really only ever used “mush” when we were in a big... More »