Beanie level: Errand boy

wow i gave up. anyways back to watcher.

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this is soooooo cringe oh my god what is this frickin website. now i finally understand the depth of wattpad jokes

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it really is just stunning to see how much of a bubble im in. this is the funniest shit ever LMAO what is THIIIIIIISSS pls i hope this site is only sad adults being pathetic(it’s not)

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    pretty fucked up. thank god i’m a fucking grown-ass woman and not 15 with no guidance. i woulda ate this shit up and it woulda fucked me up. smh. so irresponsible u no!

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    wow so far this is not going well

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i like to research things. i got distracted so for some reason i like to see if there are any possibly well written wattpad \”novels\” and let me tell you…………i am amaze myself and endurance

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    good luck!

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      my 50th foray into trying one, esp bc of the lack of fat protags in shitty romance books, so i googled. anyway i received a list. some gems are just too good to pass up like “too fat to love.” must see what it’s about, looks super promising!!!!!!!!

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    i have read some SHIT. looking for ~stories~ on ao3 is terrible and gross bc it’s a gross site for weirdos and masturbating in the explicit parts. i’ve also read very very very very VERY bad romance books published by real human adult women who have had real human adult relationships. if it’s entertaining it can be mortifying but funny. but oh my god lmaoooaihsfoufgiahoijpok there’s something special about wattpad. i’m glad it exists and it’s very international but boy oh boy. anyone remember fictionpress…rip

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this is making me lmao cos u can tell he got distracted by something behind the scenes LOLZ

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‘watcher’ is def a show. about cops and them being BAD etc so am i supposed 2 feel bad that the dude fabricated evidence against them? (i dont) like there’s no rules here bro!!! wild wild west

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im a filmmaker because i love doing useless things and being controlling about interpretations and art. but im glad i gave a shot at detangling the song

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boy am i eternally grateful i\’m a dummy and not a translator. im trying to keep the translation with the meaning to convey bc im tryna fix up the translation lmaisouaihf

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    to explain, i have all these translations and they’re all choppy because syntax weird and people speak strange. but i think there’s merit in the way words are arranged and what it means to diff people and how it’s received, so i am just fixing up the english and comparing it with the literal translation (via google, but each word is translated without context and they have an algorithm to rearrange things in context, so we can contrast and compare)

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god this scene. hit me when i first saw it. i #feltthat. IGNORE HOW DIRTY EVERYTHING IS LOLZ APPLE SUCKS

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    i literally had to tear out three keys and tape it back on so yea im bitter lmao

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this is so funny to me cos it’s straight up like “jail, all of you”

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the lyrics i found don’t have this part in them and with the two words i can’t understand i think this translation would be correct/best PLS I NEED THE OFFICIAL ENGLISH LYRICS. such a pretty song

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    there’s soooo much emotion in this song. how biting and sardonic it is while also soft and gentle. very honest and open. when she sings those pre-chorus lines i hear the bitterness and sarcasm. so tired because it’s repetitive. the idea of getting it out and being sad but also marveling at how fucking terrible you feel and seeing the evidence then needing rest. this song gives me everything but the opening v. the end omg. GENIUS!!!

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video i just watched, sharing….youtube titles have to be so ridiculous and leftists love memes. anyways

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i h8 kpop basically but instead of strength training im just dancing to girl group stuff cos the choreo is so ridiculous and stupid and fun and it almost doesnt make me feel terrible! love this girl

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    shes sooooo fucking pretty ive been obsessed with her for like a year. there’s a vietnamese (i think…) youtuber who is much bigger and used to do dance covers but she stopped. ill only watch fat or “fat” girls cos kpop exacerbates my negative thinking like crazy. i’ve already spent half my with an ED nothing like being told a pound is ugly (also why i stay away from a lot of dramas lmao)

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me: all men in dramas are a threat until further notice
when the devil calls: i understand and i raise you… men actually acting like human beings with basic decency #WOMENSRIGHTS

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LMAO if only u knew me irl, youd rly be like how does this bitch talk so much online. it\’s cos im dumb

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wish that when i talk about age gaps in dramas but hell any media and me not wanting to hear about old ppl with 5 yr olds people got where im coming from. the trend is gross.

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    im oversimplifying these points but: visually it is ridiculous and shows how long men can exist and be powerful through age but women cannot. it’s absurd at this age gap. even worse with a more outwardly like patriarchal society. idek. i hate watching dramas with this shit.

    it’s socially irresponsible as well, because the power imbalances are clear in already murky waters. the hierarchy of age (im talking specif with dramas, in a confucian context) also makes it FUCKING WEIRDER. i hate it. it’s not that i don’t believe people can live their life. frankly, i don’t care. what i do believe is that men should stop being weird and if women/female presenting etc had this “preference” NEARLY as much as men did it wouldnt be an issue but even with that there are still problems. it’s weird in all types of sexualities!!!

    yes im being judgey no im not saying guillotine. it speaks to a larger problem and that’s why a lot of us get fucking annoyed when we see it. it’s not fucking rare. ugh

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songs 2day (other links in thread)
mrs robinson – simon and garfunkel
혼잣말 (talking to myself/soliloquy) – kim yi kyung
비밀테이프 (secret tape) – sunmi

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwhMTL9ZDEk (soliloquy, when the devil calls ost!)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hweoEpY5_lg (secret tape)
    i think the better translation of the title is soliloquy. it’s also translated as like monologue but soliloquy fits better. i have no knowledge of korean but i have to think hard about translations cos i hate losing info. anyways she’s talking to herself in the mirror. i wish i could get the correct translation there’s one line that blew me away

    i love secret tape for that nostalgia factor. it’s got a nice ending loudness and it’s pretty aggressive for the actual meaning but i love it. like the true nature and force of the affection. it’s really pretty. i think it really makes me feel that friendship or romantic love or whatever. it’s a promise you can’t reveal just for the two of us, unique to this relationship, “promise not to tell.”

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im a tattoo collector (??) so as a person with probs a big presence, a tall/big(ger) frame (sz 14~*~**~*~*) and bein black…i hate when ppl complain about tat discrimination (in the west) cos lol

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    there is judgement and it can suck and be annoying. but all that gets compounded with every like marginalized identity. my tattoos aren’t my biggest issue anymore. not to mention the body mod culture is so frickin gross and oversaturated with whiteness and male dominance.

    also everyone has tattoos now…we’re not special. but i get it because i love learning more esp about tattoos in more conservative societies (east asia, specif japan!!) and i love art and i love tattoos lmao but im picky and dont really like the styles that tattoo artists and “collectors” love and appreciate cos im a snob

    also i do not want to be called a tattoo collector wtf i didnt know this name jeez lmao

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      i probably dont like hearing mostly white people talk about the stigma excessively when this is an active choice we have all made. like i can’t change being black, but i did choose to put this on me. so part of that is living with the consequences. the stigma shouldn’t be there and we should have jobs and shit but it’s not like systemic tattoo discrimination. u did this 2 yrself lmao

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    sometimes i wish i could like cherish the time i had with bare skin. i never knew i’d end up getting any of these tbh and if u had told me when i was younger that i was pretty tatted~ and going to get more i woulda looked @ u like u were NUTSO lmao

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