Sic had fallen down another rabbit hole, only this one wasn’t full of linguistic oddities or tales of baguettes. It was oh so very much worse, and she couldn’t look away.
There, on nearly every page, every post online, was the most explicit evidence that once again, her lover Ty was cheating on her.
She sighed deeply, gripping the letter opener beside her computer with crushing force. She shouldn’t be surprised, not anymore, he had never vowed fidelity to her. Lord Typo, as she affectionately called him, was never one she could control.
She used to love that about him.
Maybe it was time to move on. She had never expected to have the all consuming passion that Mindy had with her celebrity husband, but maybe, just maybe, if she opened hereself up to it, she could find someone who was just meant for her.
Maybe a Typo Free Life was attainable.
Maybe.
(Yes, Typo will be played by problematic kdrama leads, you’re welcome)
Meanwhile, Cocoa choked on her tea. “You want me to what?”
“Help me matchmake for Sic and start a war!” Bae bounced in her seat, puppy dog eyes at full power. Bae was chaos, sweet, adorable chaos.
Cocoa sipped her tea thoughtfully, she did love matchmaking.
“Putting aside Sic’s already committed relationship to Typo,” Bae waved that aside, “who is on your list of candidates?”
“I already have a date lined up for her this Thursday! And he is so perfect for her!”
Cocoa smiled into her tea, “We are going to need more help. Not only do we need to find Sic a soulmate, we have to help her get over Typo, and get her to ACCEPT the new soulmate.” It wouldn’t be easy, nothing every was with Sic’s powers of overthinking. Cocoa’s smile widened to match the still bouncing Bae’s. This was going to be fun.
Okay Beanies! We are going to be doing a round robin story matchmaking Sic with one of her oppas ~ each episode going forward will be a date with a different oppa (I’ll include her bias list below as quoted from discord). If you want to write one of her dates, or give ideas for the story, or be a character, or be tagged to not miss the crazy, just comment below!
Bae will be writing her first date (for sic) this week, so stay tuned!
Sic’s Verbatim List:
“so so far the list is
Ziggy
KYK
Seo Ye Ji
LSG
Kim Kyung Nam
Sung Joon
Wookie (but only healer Wookie)
… Jingoo and KDY are both 97 line, they’re out
I feel like there’s more but I ‘m trying to think of people I actually want to fangirl over and not just passing flames in the night”
There, there, Sic, *pats your back slowly* @hotcocoagirl didn’t forget you – she was just waiting until there was enough fun stuff for you to join right in.
I have come to terms with it @stpauligurl.
I’ve decided to just sit back on my pink flamingo floaty, with a cocktail, popcorn and chips, and enjoy the show.
I’m going to be that cliché unhelpful bishy friend I always hate who locks her in a room with KYK & SYJ… After a shower ofc…. After stealing their clothes 😈 😉
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
October 1, 2019 at 7:29 AM
“See Sic Date”
Prologue
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
October 1, 2019 at 7:32 AM
Sic had fallen down another rabbit hole, only this one wasn’t full of linguistic oddities or tales of baguettes. It was oh so very much worse, and she couldn’t look away.
There, on nearly every page, every post online, was the most explicit evidence that once again, her lover Ty was cheating on her.
She sighed deeply, gripping the letter opener beside her computer with crushing force. She shouldn’t be surprised, not anymore, he had never vowed fidelity to her. Lord Typo, as she affectionately called him, was never one she could control.
She used to love that about him.
Maybe it was time to move on. She had never expected to have the all consuming passion that Mindy had with her celebrity husband, but maybe, just maybe, if she opened hereself up to it, she could find someone who was just meant for her.
Maybe a Typo Free Life was attainable.
Maybe.
(Yes, Typo will be played by problematic kdrama leads, you’re welcome)
FlyingTool
October 1, 2019 at 12:34 PM
Wonderful. Brilliant! Love it. Encore!
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
October 1, 2019 at 3:12 PM
Oh I think I am going to enjoy this IMMENSELY
(good. it’s WHAT HE DESERVES)
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
October 1, 2019 at 7:38 AM
Meanwhile, Cocoa choked on her tea. “You want me to what?”
“Help me matchmake for Sic and start a war!” Bae bounced in her seat, puppy dog eyes at full power. Bae was chaos, sweet, adorable chaos.
Cocoa sipped her tea thoughtfully, she did love matchmaking.
“Putting aside Sic’s already committed relationship to Typo,” Bae waved that aside, “who is on your list of candidates?”
“I already have a date lined up for her this Thursday! And he is so perfect for her!”
Cocoa smiled into her tea, “We are going to need more help. Not only do we need to find Sic a soulmate, we have to help her get over Typo, and get her to ACCEPT the new soulmate.” It wouldn’t be easy, nothing every was with Sic’s powers of overthinking. Cocoa’s smile widened to match the still bouncing Bae’s. This was going to be fun.
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
October 1, 2019 at 3:13 PM
Nothing is easy with me in general, yes, I know.
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
October 1, 2019 at 7:41 AM
Okay Beanies! We are going to be doing a round robin story matchmaking Sic with one of her oppas ~ each episode going forward will be a date with a different oppa (I’ll include her bias list below as quoted from discord). If you want to write one of her dates, or give ideas for the story, or be a character, or be tagged to not miss the crazy, just comment below!
Bae will be writing her first date (for sic) this week, so stay tuned!
Sic’s Verbatim List:
“so so far the list is
Ziggy
KYK
Seo Ye Ji
LSG
Kim Kyung Nam
Sung Joon
Wookie (but only healer Wookie)
… Jingoo and KDY are both 97 line, they’re out
I feel like there’s more but I ‘m trying to think of people I actually want to fangirl over and not just passing flames in the night”
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
October 1, 2019 at 7:42 AM
@obsessedmuch @azzo1 @egads @leetennant @jenmole @mindy @bammsie @lugirl131415
bea
October 1, 2019 at 7:50 AM
Eeeeeeeee!
*rubs hands gleefully*
THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
October 1, 2019 at 8:20 AM
I FORGOT TO TAG @sicarius
stpauligurl
October 1, 2019 at 2:18 PM
Yes you might want to tag Sic to let her in on the fun right?
😉
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
October 1, 2019 at 2:29 PM
Yes yes, she should know how her love life progresses 😘
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
October 1, 2019 at 2:45 PM
YOU FORGOT TO TAG ME? YOU KNOW THE HAPLESS VICTIM IN ALL THIS. UH, THANKS
stpauligurl
October 1, 2019 at 2:59 PM
There, there, Sic, *pats your back slowly*
@hotcocoagirl didn’t forget you – she was just waiting until there was enough fun stuff for you to join right in.
It was a measured pause…
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
October 1, 2019 at 3:17 PM
I have come to terms with it @stpauligurl.
I’ve decided to just sit back on my pink flamingo floaty, with a cocktail, popcorn and chips, and enjoy the show.
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
October 1, 2019 at 4:01 PM
I have memory issues. From ahem, back in my Candy days? Sure, let’s go with that.
Also don’t think I won’t include the flamingo floaty in one of your dates. *cackles*
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
October 1, 2019 at 4:54 PM
I would expect NOTHING less Coco. Don’t forget my awesome collection of shades!!!!! Especially the pink ones!
bea
October 2, 2019 at 9:15 PM
AND I FORGOT TO TAG @coffeprince4eva
RenOIshi
October 3, 2019 at 2:24 PM
ALWAYS!!
another woodalchi nicole recruit
October 1, 2019 at 7:55 AM
“Wookie (but only healer Wookie)”
THIS IS THE TRUEST THING EVER <3
also i am SO HERE for this. *gets popcorn, settles in*
mugyuljoie is preciousss
October 1, 2019 at 9:21 AM
I’m thinking, since the queen had me executed a few weeks ago, Melting Wookie might become a thing.
LT is Irresistibly Indifferent, Dame Judi
October 1, 2019 at 11:53 AM
I’m so sorry I missed your execution! What was your crime?
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
October 1, 2019 at 3:15 PM
Didn’t I bring you back on good behaviour? Or did I forget to end your probation?
mugyuljoie is preciousss
October 1, 2019 at 7:56 PM
There’ve been so many that I don’t remember.
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
October 1, 2019 at 8:41 PM
Well, I mean, who’s fault is that mugyuljoie…
(on a serious note I have, btw, completely forgotten what I executed you temporarily for… it was when hdll was airing wasn’t it?)
LT is Irresistibly Indifferent, Dame Judi
October 1, 2019 at 8:42 PM
Do I get to read the Tome that is the Crimes of Mug?
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
October 2, 2019 at 12:28 AM
Yeah only if I remember them LT… lmao
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
October 1, 2019 at 3:16 PM
You would… careful though. I have agreed to this matchmaking, but I’m still Queen…
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
October 1, 2019 at 2:30 PM
It always makes me think of a recipe for “Wookie Cookies” i saw years ago (Wookie as in Chewbacca, and then I just picture Healer as cookie)
another woodalchi nicole recruit
October 1, 2019 at 2:32 PM
lololololol
mugyuljoie is preciousss
October 1, 2019 at 9:20 AM
Me me me!
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
October 1, 2019 at 3:14 PM
Yeon Woo Jin is also a respectable candidate.
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
October 1, 2019 at 3:59 PM
Obviously. You have seen him in linen shirts. A perfectly, ahem, respectable candidate.
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
October 1, 2019 at 4:53 PM
Yes especially that dark blue one that sets off his skin, with two buttons undone… I mean what…
Rumi~
October 8, 2019 at 11:10 AM
I’m going to be that cliché unhelpful bishy friend I always hate who locks her in a room with KYK & SYJ… After a shower ofc…. After stealing their clothes 😈 😉
Rumi~
January 19, 2020 at 1:31 PM
I still think a threesome with KYK & Seo Ye Ji is the best way forward.
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
October 1, 2019 at 3:10 PM
I like how my real love life is so non existent we have to fabricate one for me…
another woodalchi nicole recruit
October 1, 2019 at 7:13 PM
🤣🤗💕
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
October 5, 2019 at 6:35 AM
Sic, how do you cope with so many oppas? It’s a harem of abs, omg.
Rumi~
January 19, 2020 at 1:30 PM
Hey you’re at least getting a fabricated one with lots of effort
*looks around in the void*
😜😆
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
January 19, 2020 at 1:47 PM
Do you want me to tell the Royal Matchmaking Society to do you next? lol
Rumi~
January 19, 2020 at 1:50 PM
But I haven’t really fallen for anybody acting wise like you have…. I can’t trap them in a loveless contract marriage.😟🥺🤭
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
January 19, 2020 at 1:53 PM
LMAO it doesn’t have to be acting wise hahahaha
(also the whole harem thing is a joke: I don’t collect oppas)
Rumi~
January 19, 2020 at 2:13 PM
I can’t commit, I’m polyamorous… I’ll have to trouble you with all the matchmaking.