Today, my beanies, is a weird day. To follow up a weird couple of months.
I told you about the weird guy who sent me the picture of him in the bathroom with his chest all puffed out and how it was creepy and how I decided to just…not…do…anything with that nonsense.
I have been trying to do my laundry for two weeks now.
Week before last I was thwarted by panic attacks.
Last week I was thwarted by weather.
Today I decided I couldn’t be thwarted by anything because I HAVE NO CLEAN ANYTHING.
And, I was pushing full of momentum, even! I made it home from work, promptly moved the two bookcases from my trunk, moved my laundry to said trunk and went to the store to buy cleaning supplies and finally to the laundromat.
There were a kabillion people at the laundromat.
I panicked. Hard
and fled the scene.
But not too far (no clean anything).
I sat in the parking lot a few stores away from the laundromat and listened to the beautiful Cary Elwes finish up his audiobook and patiently watched the cars in the lot. I told myself: I’ll go in when about half of those cars leave.
Its a good plan. People stay in the laundromat 1-2 hours. I had been sitting in my car for about an hour at that point. I figured I’d wait another hour and then half the cars should be gone and I could quietly do my laundry with no people around.
20 minutes after I made this call 6 cars drove up.
6!
Guys!
6!
I gave up (I was also getting hungry and had to pee. Leaving was just good sense.).
And who is in the parking lot as Im gathering my cleaning supplies and heading towards my door?
WEIRDO WHO SENT ME THE PICTURE OF HIMSELF IN THE BATHROOM WITH NO SHIRT AND HIS CHEST ALL PUFFED UP.
gross.
He’s all “Hey Ms. Lady. Are you ignoring me?”
And I told him I was creeped out by his gross picture.
He said that it wasnt inappropriate (just skeevy is all). And that he wouldn’t send me inappropriate pics because Im a lady and he wouldn’t disrespect me like that. And then he asked if he could text me.
And I was like…
…..erm…if you want?
And then he was all….
are you going to reply?
Um….
he. he.
Odds are not good. But dont take it personally. Im real bad at such acts of communication.
Oh. I’m really good at being really patient.
….is…that…a…threat?
I am not capable of doing this.
I dont WANT to do this.
How come I cant wake up x amount of years in the future already married and having skipped over all of this grossness?:
How come I can’t be swept off my feet Cary Elwes?
How come I cant be a sister-wife/tripod with Aj Mclean and his beautiful wife?
Honestly, gang, its like Paula Abdul said I take one step forward and then 2 steps back.
Sing it, Paula.
Love, February.
He does! And its precious. He got as much of the cast and crew to narrate their sections as he could, its about the making of the movie. I typically am not interested in such things, I thought I was checking out an audiobook of the actual book being read by the cast (ooooooh) but this was SO much fun.
No RaOnAh I did not! I ran away! And this morning I woke up early enough to do my laundry but I woke up with a horrible back ache and a storm. I cant lug laundry around in a storm!All those newly washed clothes are going to be all wet! Its a conspiracy. The world does not want me to have clean clothes. And so far the world is winning.
You had me at Cary Elwes. I, too, must find this book. In high school, I had a friend who was low-key obsessed with him and his movies. And still it surprised me when he came out (as gay). Lol. But Mr. Ewles has the most beautiful hands ever.
isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
February 10, 2020 at 7:00 PM
Today, my beanies, is a weird day. To follow up a weird couple of months.
I told you about the weird guy who sent me the picture of him in the bathroom with his chest all puffed out and how it was creepy and how I decided to just…not…do…anything with that nonsense.
I have been trying to do my laundry for two weeks now.
Week before last I was thwarted by panic attacks.
Last week I was thwarted by weather.
Today I decided I couldn’t be thwarted by anything because I HAVE NO CLEAN ANYTHING.
And, I was pushing full of momentum, even! I made it home from work, promptly moved the two bookcases from my trunk, moved my laundry to said trunk and went to the store to buy cleaning supplies and finally to the laundromat.
There were a kabillion people at the laundromat.
I panicked.
Hard
and fled the scene.
But not too far (no clean anything).
I sat in the parking lot a few stores away from the laundromat and listened to the beautiful Cary Elwes finish up his audiobook and patiently watched the cars in the lot. I told myself: I’ll go in when about half of those cars leave.
Its a good plan. People stay in the laundromat 1-2 hours. I had been sitting in my car for about an hour at that point. I figured I’d wait another hour and then half the cars should be gone and I could quietly do my laundry with no people around.
20 minutes after I made this call 6 cars drove up.
6!
Guys!
6!
I gave up (I was also getting hungry and had to pee. Leaving was just good sense.).
And who is in the parking lot as Im gathering my cleaning supplies and heading towards my door?
WEIRDO WHO SENT ME THE PICTURE OF HIMSELF IN THE BATHROOM WITH NO SHIRT AND HIS CHEST ALL PUFFED UP.
gross.
He’s all “Hey Ms. Lady. Are you ignoring me?”
And I told him I was creeped out by his gross picture.
He said that it wasnt inappropriate (just skeevy is all). And that he wouldn’t send me inappropriate pics because Im a lady and he wouldn’t disrespect me like that. And then he asked if he could text me.
And I was like…
…..erm…if you want?
And then he was all….
are you going to reply?
Um….
he. he.
Odds are not good. But dont take it personally. Im real bad at such acts of communication.
Oh. I’m really good at being really patient.
….is…that…a…threat?
I am not capable of doing this.
I dont WANT to do this.
How come I cant wake up x amount of years in the future already married and having skipped over all of this grossness?:
How come I can’t be swept off my feet Cary Elwes?
How come I cant be a sister-wife/tripod with Aj Mclean and his beautiful wife?
Honestly, gang, its like Paula Abdul said I take one step forward and then 2 steps back.
Sing it, Paula.
Love, February.
isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
February 10, 2020 at 7:06 PM
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LT is Irresistibly Indifferent, Dame Judi
February 10, 2020 at 7:07 PM
*working on your tshirt*
isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
February 10, 2020 at 7:19 PM
Can it have a hood that goes down to my knees with little eye holes cut in? Because I think thats how I should be living my life.
LT is Irresistibly Indifferent, Dame Judi
February 10, 2020 at 7:36 PM
It’ll come wrapped around a washing machine so you don’t have to go into laundromats ever again.
isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
February 10, 2020 at 7:42 PM
I legit let out a little sniffle, wiped an imaginary(ish)–its been a day–tear and said right out loud, “you get me, man.”
egads aka Dame Maggie
February 10, 2020 at 7:16 PM
The Dread Pirate Roberts has an audiobook? I shall have to find it.
*works on time machine so isa can skip the stupid and gross*
isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
February 10, 2020 at 7:18 PM
He does! And its precious. He got as much of the cast and crew to narrate their sections as he could, its about the making of the movie. I typically am not interested in such things, I thought I was checking out an audiobook of the actual book being read by the cast (ooooooh) but this was SO much fun.
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
February 10, 2020 at 7:44 PM
Oh, man. I love this. Even Creepy Puffed-Up Chest Guy. Thanks for the laughs.
RaOnAh loves Jay B 💚
February 10, 2020 at 10:31 PM
Don’t leave us hanging like that 😄 Did you ever get your laundry washed???
isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
February 11, 2020 at 6:55 AM
No RaOnAh I did not! I ran away! And this morning I woke up early enough to do my laundry but I woke up with a horrible back ache and a storm. I cant lug laundry around in a storm!All those newly washed clothes are going to be all wet! Its a conspiracy. The world does not want me to have clean clothes. And so far the world is winning.
RaOnAh loves Jay B 💚
February 11, 2020 at 9:18 AM
Oh no 😭 I hope you get them washed soon!
isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
February 11, 2020 at 9:42 PM
Tis done.
RaOnAh loves Jay B 💚
February 11, 2020 at 10:42 PM
Yay 🎉🎉🎉
Ally
February 11, 2020 at 5:07 AM
You had me at Cary Elwes. I, too, must find this book. In high school, I had a friend who was low-key obsessed with him and his movies. And still it surprised me when he came out (as gay). Lol. But Mr. Ewles has the most beautiful hands ever.
stpauligurl
February 11, 2020 at 5:12 AM
Sending you strength and reminding you that like Michelle Obama you are AWESOME! And you don’t have to put up with creeps like mr puffy chest……
hugs!!!