“Hey there, hot stuff.” I crawl off the boot, and land on shaky feet.
He screams. Because he’s so happy to see me.
“You???!!” he says faintly. He can’t believe his eyes. The errand boy girl of his dreams is standing in front of him.
“Yeah.” I lurch up to him. “Gimme a hug.” I throw myself into his CEO-ish arms, but he dodges and runs through the sliding doors.
He’s in there, and I’m out here.
“Hey,” I holler. “I know you’re doing a Full House thingy. I get it, babe.” He’s pretending to be mean, see. Like Rain. “Hey, check the weather forecast, will ya? I need rain like right now. So I’ll be soaked to the skin, and get a raging fever and he’ll carry me in, and take care of me the whole night and put cold presses on my forehead and make porridge for me.
“I hate porridge.” I look at him through the glass doors. “I don’t mind ramen, though.” He looks at me and mouths, “Go away, or I’m calling the police.” I can lip-read; errand boy-girls have the gift.
He disappears into the shower. I know this for a fact. Cold hot CEOs spend an obscene amount of time in the shower.
Ten minutes later.
I’m peeking at him in the shower. Don’t ask me how I got in.
He is showering.
“Hey.”
He screams. His face turns white. Seriously, he’s so cute. All that coldness was just a front. He’s showing his true self, because I’ve stripped him of all his defences.
Wait a minute.
He’s wearing a towel under his flat tummy.
What???
I slap my forehead. Of course! That’s the reason they never shoot BELOW the navel in dramas. My Princess, Full House…all those shower scenes? Those guys were wearing towels and showering!
I step into the shower.
He cowers.
He makes a I’m-so-scared face. Aw. He’s adorable. He’s pretending to be a scared little kitten.
I frown. I’m not happy.
I point to his abs and his broad shoulders. They are damp and drops of water are clinging to his gym-honed veins.
“Where are the suds?” I say. I have stopped smiling. My cute, sweet, brave smile is gone. “You’re supposed to be coated with soapy suds. This is a freaking shower scene, for crying out loud!” Remember The K2? Ji Changwook? He was a lethal killing suds machine!
*laughing* @egads is your favorite frenemy. Just include a knitting rooftop dweller in the story will you? She keeps sending you on errands. But this time she was the Cupid who allowed you to meet hot cold-blooded CEO.
Maybe hot cold-blooded CEO is really my long lost son, and I was trying to a little matchmaking. Or he was my stepson who ruined my chance at inheriting a fortune, and now I’m trying to get revenge on him by unleashing this obviously not quite right in the head errand person on him.
Or maybe, I’m still waiting for my chicken.
It was a rip off Eastern Promises. One of my absolute most favourite movies ever. A lovely, lovely show. So poignant and romantic. Aragon and Naomi Watts. Virgo Mortenson kicked ass naked in the men’s shower room. Everything about him flew. My eyes were crossed for about an hour after.
We are playing a game. It’s Running Man in A Towel. He runs, I run. He’s playing hard to get. I’m having so much fun. He’s so funny. His face keeps switching colours, grey, white, red, then green, and now it’s turning blue.
“Hey, babe,” I yell. “Your face looks like a freaking rainbow.” I almost burst into tears. He looks so moved by my words. He looks at me and I look at him. I think we are having A MOMENT. I swear his lips are trembling.
“Go away,” he croaks. “Please, go away.”
“No.” I say, putting on my brave Candy Girl face. “There’s no way in hell I’m leaving you.”
He flinches. He closes his eyes. He can’t bear to look at the sad, brave love shimmering in my eyes.
“You’re everything to me.” I try to hum the song from DoTs but I only know the chorus bit, so I give up after a minute.
“You are the sun. The moon. The stars. The universe. The world. The – hey, babe, where’re you going?” Cos he’s off and running again. He’s so coy.
I have a strange feeling of deja vu… oh, wait. Methinks this story was the basis for Tdrama BEFORE WE GET MARRIED. The Tdrama was obviously an example of art imitating the life of an errand boy-girl.
We should form a secret club. Call ourselves something cool like The Sisterhood of the Crazed Beanies. Go to a cave and swear blood oaths. Quote from dramas. Cry over Hyun bin’s dimples and Jae wook’s smile.
Well, we’re all hanging out together talking crazy stuff, aren’t we? Like I could be doing constructive things right now. Making compost. Watering the plants. Cleaning my toilet bowl. Watching a drama. Urgh. Haven’t watched a drama in three weeks. That’s a record.
There are just so many crazy beanies I can’t keep count. Like I tag and move on and then I tag again. I want to tag @ally-le because she’s awesome, but for some reason other allys popped up, but not my ally…and here she is, O finally got to tag her today! Hey, ally! Couldn’t find you for a while.
Hi! Yes, lots of ally’s have been added. Lol! Thanks for thinking I’m awesome! I have so much more content of DB since you’ve been away! I was on the OT for like over 100 consecutive weeks. (I’m not really posting much there nowadays though.) There’s the math genius and my daughter’s saga that you need to catch up on. And all those themes of the month. Oh, and Love, February that @hotcocoagirl started. Oh my, you have a lot to catch up on, girl! But also so much for you to tell us. *waits impatiently for your news!*
@ally-le Well, I started writing a crazy errand boy story yesterday because it seems the only way to get to the rooftop is to keep posting stuff. You can check it out on my wall. It’s called The Cold Hot CEO and the Errand Boy Girl. It’s really romantic. And weepy. I’m the heroine, of course. Cold Hot CEO’s madly in love with me, but he’s denying it but it’s okay, I know he loves me. All the beanies reading my story are crying. @egads wants to be the mother-in-law.
@growingbeautifully@korfan@kiara@hotcocoagirl Fellow Sisterhooders, help a desperate errand boy girl and read my story, The Cold Hot CEO and the Errand Boy Girl on my wall. It is a tragic forbidden romance between Yours Truly and a cold, hot CEO. Be prepared. It will wring tears out of your hearts. Get your tissue boxes ready. Even though @lordcobol isn’t a Brother, I’ll bend the rules and make him a Sister because he shares my pain. Our errand boy fates bind us together. A thread of desperation runs through my story. It is real. I need to get to that rooftop ASAP. I can’t take it anymore.
Thanks for clarifying. I was getting concerned about uri @lordcobol for a second there. Methinks your blood sugar is still too low. Or maybe oxygen level.
The story of a frustrated errand boy/candy and her guyliner wearing obsession/CEO? Perhaps an attempt to move from extended errand boy status to a roof top room?
Just finished Moment at 18, it was the only drama I was watching, so yeah, nothing for me now, I think I’ve only watched like 2 or 3 dramas this whole time I was away from DB!
The word is that I’m supposed to keep posting a helluva bunch of stuff so I can get to that rooftop in record time and deliver a headless chicken to @egads. Keep posting stories until I lose interest.
Azzo!!!! You’re back! You’ve got to scroll down my wall. We started a story today! I got frustrated over my errand boy status, so I ranted on my wall. The rant became a story.
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 4:34 AM
So I write a story in two parts, and I’m still an errand boy. On to Part 3 then. Continuing the story of Cold Hot CEO and the Errand Boy Girl.
The Jaguar grinds to a stop. Continue below…
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 4:47 AM
“Hey there, hot stuff.” I crawl off the boot, and land on shaky feet.
He screams. Because he’s so happy to see me.
“You???!!” he says faintly. He can’t believe his eyes. The errand boy girl of his dreams is standing in front of him.
“Yeah.” I lurch up to him. “Gimme a hug.” I throw myself into his CEO-ish arms, but he dodges and runs through the sliding doors.
He’s in there, and I’m out here.
“Hey,” I holler. “I know you’re doing a Full House thingy. I get it, babe.” He’s pretending to be mean, see. Like Rain. “Hey, check the weather forecast, will ya? I need rain like right now. So I’ll be soaked to the skin, and get a raging fever and he’ll carry me in, and take care of me the whole night and put cold presses on my forehead and make porridge for me.
“I hate porridge.” I look at him through the glass doors. “I don’t mind ramen, though.” He looks at me and mouths, “Go away, or I’m calling the police.” I can lip-read; errand boy-girls have the gift.
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 5:07 AM
He disappears into the shower. I know this for a fact. Cold hot CEOs spend an obscene amount of time in the shower.
Ten minutes later.
I’m peeking at him in the shower. Don’t ask me how I got in.
He is showering.
“Hey.”
He screams. His face turns white. Seriously, he’s so cute. All that coldness was just a front. He’s showing his true self, because I’ve stripped him of all his defences.
Wait a minute.
He’s wearing a towel under his flat tummy.
What???
I slap my forehead. Of course! That’s the reason they never shoot BELOW the navel in dramas. My Princess, Full House…all those shower scenes? Those guys were wearing towels and showering!
I step into the shower.
He cowers.
He makes a I’m-so-scared face. Aw. He’s adorable. He’s pretending to be a scared little kitten.
I frown. I’m not happy.
I point to his abs and his broad shoulders. They are damp and drops of water are clinging to his gym-honed veins.
“Where are the suds?” I say. I have stopped smiling. My cute, sweet, brave smile is gone. “You’re supposed to be coated with soapy suds. This is a freaking shower scene, for crying out loud!” Remember The K2? Ji Changwook? He was a lethal killing suds machine!
egads aka Dame Maggie
September 11, 2019 at 5:35 AM
I’m really enjoying this drama told from the perspective of the villain. It’s a nice twist.
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 5:40 AM
Hm. I can’t decide whether this is a compliment or not.
WishfulToki
September 11, 2019 at 7:23 AM
*laughing* @egads is your favorite frenemy. Just include a knitting rooftop dweller in the story will you? She keeps sending you on errands. But this time she was the Cupid who allowed you to meet hot cold-blooded CEO.
egads aka Dame Maggie
September 11, 2019 at 7:33 AM
Maybe hot cold-blooded CEO is really my long lost son, and I was trying to a little matchmaking. Or he was my stepson who ruined my chance at inheriting a fortune, and now I’m trying to get revenge on him by unleashing this obviously not quite right in the head errand person on him.
Or maybe, I’m still waiting for my chicken.
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 7:40 AM
@wishfultoki @egads is just horrible. Can you believe she’s still demanding I send her food when I’m lying flat on the road?
WishfulToki
September 11, 2019 at 7:45 AM
*howling with laughter* I think @egads and @yyishere should star in the next Makjang Monday story.
What’s Wrong With My Chicken Delivery
PakalanaPikake
September 11, 2019 at 7:59 AM
It’s turning into a real soap opera.
parkchuna ❤️🍉
September 11, 2019 at 5:59 AM
Now i need to watch the k2 shower scene. Which eps was it do u know?
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 6:10 AM
Right at the beginning in the shared shower room.
egads aka Dame Maggie
September 11, 2019 at 6:18 AM
It is the only reason to watch K2
parkchuna ❤️🍉
September 11, 2019 at 6:31 AM
Thanks!
@egads 😂
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 6:53 AM
It was a rip off Eastern Promises. One of my absolute most favourite movies ever. A lovely, lovely show. So poignant and romantic. Aragon and Naomi Watts. Virgo Mortenson kicked ass naked in the men’s shower room. Everything about him flew. My eyes were crossed for about an hour after.
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 6:06 AM
Ten minutes later.
We are playing a game. It’s Running Man in A Towel. He runs, I run. He’s playing hard to get. I’m having so much fun. He’s so funny. His face keeps switching colours, grey, white, red, then green, and now it’s turning blue.
“Hey, babe,” I yell. “Your face looks like a freaking rainbow.” I almost burst into tears. He looks so moved by my words. He looks at me and I look at him. I think we are having A MOMENT. I swear his lips are trembling.
“Go away,” he croaks. “Please, go away.”
“No.” I say, putting on my brave Candy Girl face. “There’s no way in hell I’m leaving you.”
He flinches. He closes his eyes. He can’t bear to look at the sad, brave love shimmering in my eyes.
“You’re everything to me.” I try to hum the song from DoTs but I only know the chorus bit, so I give up after a minute.
“You are the sun. The moon. The stars. The universe. The world. The – hey, babe, where’re you going?” Cos he’s off and running again. He’s so coy.
mugyuljoie is preciousss
September 11, 2019 at 6:25 AM
I’m starting to feel a little sorry for your obsession, I mean CEO. I hope he remembered to take off his guyliner before he showered.
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 6:57 AM
He adores me. He’s just in denial.
PakalanaPikake
September 11, 2019 at 8:05 AM
I have a strange feeling of deja vu… oh, wait. Methinks this story was the basis for Tdrama BEFORE WE GET MARRIED. The Tdrama was obviously an example of art imitating the life of an errand boy-girl.
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 8:11 AM
What?? Somebody stole my story??
PakalanaPikake
September 11, 2019 at 8:26 AM
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, dear @yyishere. 😉
bbstl 🧹
September 11, 2019 at 9:08 AM
Not me, I didn’t steal it!
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
September 11, 2019 at 2:45 PM
This is somewhat terrifying… O_O
PakalanaPikake
September 11, 2019 at 7:57 AM
“Don’t ask me how I got in.”
You have the right to remain silent…
PakalanaPikake
September 11, 2019 at 7:56 AM
“I don’t mind ramen, though.”
I bet you don’t! 😉
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 5:30 AM
Tagging all the crazy beanies out there
@egads @pakalanapikake @wishfultoki @katakwasabi @bbstl @parkchuna @ndlessjoie @outofthisworld
egads aka Dame Maggie
September 11, 2019 at 5:34 AM
Not sure if I should be offended or proud to be listed first in the crazy beanie list.
parkchuna ❤️🍉
September 11, 2019 at 6:01 AM
I’m strangely proud to be known as a crazy beanie 🤣😎
egads aka Dame Maggie
September 11, 2019 at 6:17 AM
Agreed.
WishfulToki
September 11, 2019 at 7:19 AM
Proud. Definitely.
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 7:28 AM
We should form a secret club. Call ourselves something cool like The Sisterhood of the Crazed Beanies. Go to a cave and swear blood oaths. Quote from dramas. Cry over Hyun bin’s dimples and Jae wook’s smile.
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 8:00 AM
@cloggie and @sicarius should be in the Sisterhood too! They make me laugh like crazy, so they definitely qualify!
egads aka Dame Maggie
September 11, 2019 at 8:02 AM
Does Jae-wook have his kettleball?
Cloggie
September 11, 2019 at 8:27 AM
Hurray! thanks for my invite to the crazy sisterhood!
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
September 11, 2019 at 2:43 PM
Certified Insane reporting for duty.
Kairoskat 💐
September 11, 2019 at 3:28 PM
I’m not crazy. But if you somehow can add SSR in the mix, I’m willing to let go my sanity and be all in for this crazy sisterhood.
outofthisworld 不愧是我 🏍
September 11, 2019 at 6:15 AM
Was my interest rate that crazily low? For me to make it to this list?
This aside, I am taking comfort that I am in the same group as @pakalanapikake
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 6:49 AM
Well, we’re all hanging out together talking crazy stuff, aren’t we? Like I could be doing constructive things right now. Making compost. Watering the plants. Cleaning my toilet bowl. Watching a drama. Urgh. Haven’t watched a drama in three weeks. That’s a record.
PakalanaPikake
September 11, 2019 at 7:08 AM
@outofthisworld, we indeed are in august company. And I wouldn’t have it any other way. 😉
PakalanaPikake
September 11, 2019 at 7:06 AM
I feel so honored to be included among the alpha crazies. *swoon*
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 7:31 AM
I know right. When someone tags me, I get all warm and fuzzy, and go, aw. She or he thinks of me.
Kairoskat 💐
September 11, 2019 at 3:25 PM
I’m honored to be inlcuded too. Thank you YY for remembering me. Though I still don’t think I’m crazy.
PakalanaPikake
September 12, 2019 at 8:38 AM
@katakwasabi,
You just got here. Stick around a while, and you’ll become bonkers by osmosis. 😉
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 7:23 AM
@coffeprince4eva @bcampbell1662
RenOIshi
September 11, 2019 at 2:41 PM
While scrolling though I was thinking ‘where is the hell is my tag?!’ and here it is!! Back to being friends again YY!
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 6:06 PM
There are just so many crazy beanies I can’t keep count. Like I tag and move on and then I tag again. I want to tag @ally-le because she’s awesome, but for some reason other allys popped up, but not my ally…and here she is, O finally got to tag her today! Hey, ally! Couldn’t find you for a while.
Ally
September 11, 2019 at 6:42 PM
Hi! Yes, lots of ally’s have been added. Lol! Thanks for thinking I’m awesome! I have so much more content of DB since you’ve been away! I was on the OT for like over 100 consecutive weeks. (I’m not really posting much there nowadays though.) There’s the math genius and my daughter’s saga that you need to catch up on. And all those themes of the month. Oh, and Love, February that @hotcocoagirl started. Oh my, you have a lot to catch up on, girl! But also so much for you to tell us. *waits impatiently for your news!*
RenOIshi
September 11, 2019 at 7:14 PM
I mean I would have been offended if I wasn’t grouped under ‘crazy beanies’.
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 7:27 PM
@ally-le Well, I started writing a crazy errand boy story yesterday because it seems the only way to get to the rooftop is to keep posting stuff. You can check it out on my wall. It’s called The Cold Hot CEO and the Errand Boy Girl. It’s really romantic. And weepy. I’m the heroine, of course. Cold Hot CEO’s madly in love with me, but he’s denying it but it’s okay, I know he loves me. All the beanies reading my story are crying. @egads wants to be the mother-in-law.
bbstl 🧹
September 11, 2019 at 9:12 AM
Thank you for the great honor of being called a Crazy Beanie! 😜🚩*waves CB flag* We’re trying to get you over the finish line! 🏁🛵
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 7:54 PM
@growingbeautifully @korfan @kiara @hotcocoagirl Fellow Sisterhooders, help a desperate errand boy girl and read my story, The Cold Hot CEO and the Errand Boy Girl on my wall. It is a tragic forbidden romance between Yours Truly and a cold, hot CEO. Be prepared. It will wring tears out of your hearts. Get your tissue boxes ready. Even though @lordcobol isn’t a Brother, I’ll bend the rules and make him a Sister because he shares my pain. Our errand boy fates bind us together. A thread of desperation runs through my story. It is real. I need to get to that rooftop ASAP. I can’t take it anymore.
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 7:55 PM
IS a brother, not isn’t *
PakalanaPikake
September 12, 2019 at 8:43 AM
Thanks for clarifying. I was getting concerned about uri @lordcobol for a second there. Methinks your blood sugar is still too low. Or maybe oxygen level.
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 12, 2019 at 9:00 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
September 11, 2019 at 8:27 PM
I always respond to the call of crazy
I wouldn’t be kookoo for Cocoa Puffs if I didn’t
azzo
September 11, 2019 at 6:30 AM
So like.. what is this?
mugyuljoie is preciousss
September 11, 2019 at 6:37 AM
The story of a frustrated errand boy/candy and her guyliner wearing obsession/CEO? Perhaps an attempt to move from extended errand boy status to a roof top room?
azzo
September 11, 2019 at 6:52 AM
I read a bit of it, it was kind of disturbing, LOL!
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 6:56 AM
Hey. It’s romantic. He’s crazy about me.
azzo
September 11, 2019 at 7:00 AM
Very romantic, indeed!
He is crazy about you, that’s why he wants to call the police, to protect you from himself! Yes, lovely!
PakalanaPikake
September 11, 2019 at 7:11 AM
With the emphasis on terrified out of his gourd.
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 7:03 AM
Are you watching any dramas? Phj’s drama still can’t find a station. Sigh.
azzo
September 11, 2019 at 7:12 AM
Just finished Moment at 18, it was the only drama I was watching, so yeah, nothing for me now, I think I’ve only watched like 2 or 3 dramas this whole time I was away from DB!
Yeah, read about that, Oppa deserves better 💔
WishfulToki
September 11, 2019 at 7:21 AM
It’s a new take on drama tropes, a revolutionary change where the candy becomes the obsessive stalker and it’s all so romantic, obviously.
parkchuna ❤️🍉
September 11, 2019 at 7:44 AM
No need for delusional second leads & psychotic ex girlfriends then! The candy heroine’s got it all covered.
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 7:51 AM
The word is that I’m supposed to keep posting a helluva bunch of stuff so I can get to that rooftop in record time and deliver a headless chicken to @egads. Keep posting stories until I lose interest.
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 6:46 AM
Azzo!!!! You’re back! You’ve got to scroll down my wall. We started a story today! I got frustrated over my errand boy status, so I ranted on my wall. The rant became a story.
azzo
September 11, 2019 at 6:54 AM
Yes, I’m back.. for now at least!
Why are you still an errand boy? How long has it been? I remember you being an errand boy when I was here!
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 6:55 AM
Forever and ever. It’s so weird. Errand boys are ranting on their walls. It’s a revolution.
azzo
September 11, 2019 at 7:01 AM
I think Errand boy was the hardest level to level up from! Hang in there, you will soon!
another woodalchi nicole recruit
September 11, 2019 at 7:13 AM
omg i am here for a revolution
WishfulToki
September 11, 2019 at 7:10 AM
Writing crazy Errand Boy stories is a tried-and-tested way of reaching a rooftop. You’re doing great! Just take all your favorite tropes and voila.
Me last year: http://www.dramabeans.com/members/wishfultoki/activity/521081/
PakalanaPikake
September 11, 2019 at 7:10 AM
Do my eyes deceive me? It’s an @azzo1 sighting. Well shiver me timbers and blow me down! Welcome back!
azzo
September 11, 2019 at 7:15 AM
Nope, you’ve seen right, it is me, it took me a while but I’m here!
Thank you, it’s nice to see all of you guys around!
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
September 11, 2019 at 2:44 PM
AZZO?!! YOU’RE ALIVE!
YY Chats with Toast Between Bites
September 11, 2019 at 6:08 PM
I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw @azzo1. Almost teared. Missed her a lot.
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
September 11, 2019 at 7:39 PM
Same~!!!