"Miss, you misunderstood. Based on your resume, I told you to walk the plank."

Came well prepared, but to the wrong interview room.

Trying your best to answer the questions that you did not study.

Push harder!! You have to hold the floor down.

I think I see ants on the floor. I'll lick them up if it will get me the job.

My back is so stiff this is the only way I can bow.

'This is a conspiracy. You said it was an interview😭'

For the last time, Ms. On Ma-Eum, standing horizontally is not a thing, let alone a skill.

I won't get up from this floor unless you hire me for your buisness proposal 😅😎🤓

"This is not a correct Sprint start position for your run on; I'll demonstrate the correct position next"

I know the best way to find a dropped lens!

Let me do this totally unrelated thing to the job requirement and wow you with my passion and annoyingly naive optimism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"This is why I hate interviewing recruits. Still, it's the nearest I'll ever get to being a judge on Produce 101"

When I said we need to talk about your core competency this is not what I meant...

When one is asked the dreaded question…
What is interesting about you?
What is so special about you?
Why should we hire you?

Always, always resort to your never ending endurance to getting the job done! Even if one has to resort to doing 1000 push-ups!

Ma’am/Sir, I have the stamina of a pro athlete! I WILLINGLY subject my self to corporate slave labour whereby my hard work will be rewarded in profits that will go to directly our shareholder overlord’s pockets. I will not complain nor join the evil U-N-I-O-N….buuuuut all ask is to have wage that is enough to feed, clothe & shelter myself…

Please Sirs, give me the job, I promise to be your hunting dog forever. If I have to beg, borrow, cheat, lie or kill, your wish is my command, I will do whatever you ask and be loyal until I die. I am an 8th Degree Black Belt.