*me last night, probably distracted by the shoes, not properly registering the handle*:
*me this morning*: it’s got a … A WHAT NOW ON IT????!!!!!

This is not a drill, her umbrella handle has a jester skull on it, yes, a Jester. Skull. And I need it, quite badly.

*if I continue to freak out over this umbrella you’ve been warned but I will not apologise*




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