hi guys it’s hard to be on here a lot right now and I’m sort of on holiday except for the anxiety and stress that decided to very rudely come uninvited on it and, @yyishere, sorry i wasn’t on yestereve to enjoy it in real time but im guessing i was either in a random cemetery or driving over a beech clad pass in the rain/snow anyway here are some highlights of the latest episode dedicated to me, thank you yy I really don’t deserve it 😂😂😂:

fig 1. Imprisonment for Shitposting? yeah that sounds about right.

The impertinence of not knowing what a shitpost is, a crime worthy of death? obviously.

fig 2. The most accurate thing about this is actually that i’m in bare feet lmao

fig 3. ten minutes. 😂😂😂😂😂 honestly YY.

fig 4. 5. 6.
I am truly blesséd to have such fellow beans that know me so well and are genuinely hilarious and fantastic and on a better day i’d have something funnier to say in response to you all. I love you *finger hearts*

You are all also correct. No top hat or jester hat? No cane sword? Rusty blades? I mean for one thing steel doesn’t rust … and we’re not in the iron age anymore 😉

*I’m going to disappear into the ether now and maybe come back with the illustrative shitpost companion to this because I have been *INSPIRED* I mean the concept of me bleeding melona alone is just @outofthisworld*