*mentally lists all the ways in which the ending of Vinnie19 could’ve should’ve gone differently*; this is Kill It when it needs to be John Wick lmao *smh*

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    Kill It?!!! Oh, good grief.

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      Remember how in Kill It the lead like left all his secret doors open and walked into a blatant trap with no escape plan?
      Or the Fire Extinguisher Window incident in Lookout?

      The outcome was not as bad for our Vinnie, but he still should’ve brought a gun and the whole situation would’ve been avoided, which just makes any emotional fallout of the scene not as impactful as it should be. Just like so much of the rest of this show. Which is really not as good as everyone makes it out to be, even if that is a controversial opinion, and if Chief Kim and Fiery Priest are on par with this I don’t really think I want to watch them.

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        (…. psssst pssst hey @hebang… I need help.
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        Specifically in coming up with a fun but mocking way of sending Vinnie off in a drawing. I was going to draw the scene where Scissors Man kisses his hand- but it’s me kissing his hand and he’s in a Corn Salad costume but for some reason I think that gives him and his show too much credit somehow… also the anatomy positioning is a bitch.
        Yes I know, me blanking on silly things to draw, happens to the best of us)

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          Not having seen the last few episodes, Iโ€™m at a disadvantage….

          Vincenzo at a studentโ€™s desk, head hanging in shame as Sic the Assassin critiques his maneuvers as his entourage watches in various states of emotion? (Hmm this probably doesnโ€™t fit a static picture…)

          Or

          Something to do with his pyromania…
          V with his lighter being spritzed by the Queen? Water was my first thought…
          Or may be spritzed with gasoline?
          Or being out classed by the Queen with a flame thrower?
          What would your various avatars have to โ€œsayโ€ to V about his pyromania?

          Or

          Something to bring your commentary to life…
          V and the Queen, riding giant pigeons dive bombing the writer?
          Or, I had this vision of the script being taken apart, page by page, and the โ€œbadโ€ parts being used to produce paper cuts on the writer, while the โ€œgoodโ€ pages are used to bandage the cuts? Or something …

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            Oooooh lots of very interesting and good ideas.
            I was trying to think of something to do with fire also, given my own shitposting history of pyromania.
            I thought about gifting him a box of matches, for example.
            Alternatively I could draw me giving him a gun and lessons on tactics *ahem*

            If it helps- in the last episode- Taec dies by having a screw inch into his chest 5mm every 5min, complete with a carrion crow heralding his last breath, and the Lawyer Lady gets her toenails ripped out and then she is doused in gasoline and set on fire, whilst her Zumba music plays, id est- she dances to her death.

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          In the Pyromania collection of the Queen is

          A statue of V in Italian Renaissance style with a crown of literal flames, friend to pigeons and decorated by them in return. In his right hand, a lit custom Zippo lighter, in his left hand, a left handed screw. The base has a frieze of Vโ€™s comedic triumphs.

          Except… if you look at the eyes, you can see that it is V himself, not just a statue…

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