A spider the size of a dinner plate was in my sink. A DINNER PLATES BEANIES! I obviously cant use my kitchen anymore. So…um. How do I live my life without a kitchen sink? I mean disposable plates and cups and utensils—no more dishes. But how do I cook anything? What about ice?
What is that? Will it kill all the spiders. Oh my lands I hate those creepy bastards. I went to town with a spider spray but ai am HIGHLY UNCOMFORTABLE with how freaking long it took for it to die using that stuff.
Nooo you don’t kill spiders -you can relocate them. Too late for this one, I know, but you can pick them up between two sheets of paper (size of paper depending on size of spider) and gingerly chuck them out the window.
Writing from the land of all manner of creeping spidery things. Spiders are good.
That means I have to be close to them. And there was a spider at work and my co-worker tried that method and it started CRAWLING ON HER. There are easier ways to kill me. Use one of those ones instead, please.
Snakes, possums in the roof, flying foxes screeching at 4am in the tree outside, geckos skipping up the walls, bush turkeys digging up the garden, and attacking magpies are part of my everyday life. I’ve had the dog try to corner a bird that has accidentally flown inside. (I’ve perfected the removal technique, without harm to the intruder). The most recent event was a stone curlew that tried to nest in our yard. I just got to the dog in time and the curlew quickly revised its plans. The removal of rats dead and alive is the most challenging. Spiders seem creepy, but they won’t hurt unless they are trap door or red backs. 😳 Oh and when you swim, watch out for sharks and box jellyfish and if you are in the north, watch out for 🐊 🐊
Dear @isthatacorner for the next unwanted visitor of the multi-legged creepy variety, allow me to offer you my exclusive digitally-enhanced errand boy removal service. 🛵🛵🛵🛵
Simply msg me, and I will speedily materialise and remove the unwanted vermin (I draw the line at things made of ectoplasm and zombies – you are on your own there 😱😱😱), but otherwise, just call and I’ll be there. 🛵🛵🛵
Here is my unwanted intruder removal music:
before removal: https://youtu.be/zclD93VnpEw
cleansing music for after removal: https://youtu.be/x6UITRjhijI
Reasonable prices – one upvote per creepy creature
Kching 💰💰💰
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isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
August 22, 2021 at 10:21 AM
A spider the size of a dinner plate was in my sink. A DINNER PLATES BEANIES! I obviously cant use my kitchen anymore. So…um. How do I live my life without a kitchen sink? I mean disposable plates and cups and utensils—no more dishes. But how do I cook anything? What about ice?
isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
August 22, 2021 at 10:26 AM
Beanies. Someone should come to Ohio and save me.
Lord Cobol (Kdramas, like water, flow downhill)
August 22, 2021 at 11:16 AM
Try a Bug-A-Salt. They should work on spiders too and at least with such a big target you won’t miss 🙂
isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
August 22, 2021 at 4:10 PM
What is that? Will it kill all the spiders. Oh my lands I hate those creepy bastards. I went to town with a spider spray but ai am HIGHLY UNCOMFORTABLE with how freaking long it took for it to die using that stuff.
Lord Cobol (Kdramas, like water, flow downhill)
August 22, 2021 at 4:16 PM
It’s like a BB-gun except it shoots a small blast of table salt and supposedly kills flies. Amazon carries them.
dramalover4ever
August 25, 2021 at 2:30 AM
Spiderlicious. 😉
dramalover4ever
August 24, 2021 at 3:57 AM
Nooo you don’t kill spiders -you can relocate them. Too late for this one, I know, but you can pick them up between two sheets of paper (size of paper depending on size of spider) and gingerly chuck them out the window.
Writing from the land of all manner of creeping spidery things. Spiders are good.
isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
August 24, 2021 at 6:11 PM
That means I have to be close to them. And there was a spider at work and my co-worker tried that method and it started CRAWLING ON HER. There are easier ways to kill me. Use one of those ones instead, please.
dramalover4ever
August 24, 2021 at 6:21 PM
I’d love to see what sort of spider it was. Was it a man eating one? 🤔
Lord Cobol (Kdramas, like water, flow downhill)
August 24, 2021 at 6:57 PM
Linfamy: Yokai Explained: Jorogumo, Seductive Spider Lady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YdOHzUmoNE
Kurama
August 22, 2021 at 12:22 PM
Arm yourself with a pan lid and a lot of courage. Fighting! It’s better to do it when you actually know where is it. Because not knowing is way worse!
isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
August 22, 2021 at 4:12 PM
I killed it.
I am still not ok.
My kitchen…my kitchen is lost to me.
Kurama
August 22, 2021 at 8:50 PM
Until you’re hungry enough? :p
isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
August 22, 2021 at 11:42 PM
Nope. Its been a chips day. And bottled water day.
Kurama
August 22, 2021 at 11:51 PM
@isthatacorner You can do it!
sirena
August 23, 2021 at 7:33 AM
At least you killed it. Deep breaths and all will be well 🙂
mugyuljoie is preciousss
August 23, 2021 at 6:49 PM
I vote for the bug zappers that look like tennis rackets, but then you have to get within arms length of the monsters.
sirena
August 22, 2021 at 12:15 PM
That must’ve been terrifying! 😱
isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
August 22, 2021 at 4:11 PM
IT WAS!
dramalover4ever
August 24, 2021 at 6:22 PM
So sorry but I’m 🤣 😂 🤣 😂
isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
August 24, 2021 at 7:28 PM
They are so scary! I have been traumatized! Whats it gotta be so big for? I am not ashamed!
dramalover4ever
August 25, 2021 at 2:25 AM
Snakes, possums in the roof, flying foxes screeching at 4am in the tree outside, geckos skipping up the walls, bush turkeys digging up the garden, and attacking magpies are part of my everyday life. I’ve had the dog try to corner a bird that has accidentally flown inside. (I’ve perfected the removal technique, without harm to the intruder). The most recent event was a stone curlew that tried to nest in our yard. I just got to the dog in time and the curlew quickly revised its plans. The removal of rats dead and alive is the most challenging. Spiders seem creepy, but they won’t hurt unless they are trap door or red backs. 😳 Oh and when you swim, watch out for sharks and box jellyfish and if you are in the north, watch out for 🐊 🐊
OMG, sorry. I’m having so much fun.
dramalover4ever
August 25, 2021 at 3:22 PM
Dear @isthatacorner for the next unwanted visitor of the multi-legged creepy variety, allow me to offer you my exclusive digitally-enhanced errand boy removal service. 🛵🛵🛵🛵
Simply msg me, and I will speedily materialise and remove the unwanted vermin (I draw the line at things made of ectoplasm and zombies – you are on your own there 😱😱😱), but otherwise, just call and I’ll be there. 🛵🛵🛵
Here is my unwanted intruder removal music:
before removal: https://youtu.be/zclD93VnpEw
cleansing music for after removal: https://youtu.be/x6UITRjhijI
Reasonable prices – one upvote per creepy creature
Kching 💰💰💰