February 1, 2022 – Day 1

So, I’m going to be slightly cheating here because I only JUST remembered today that it is Love, February! On Facebook I have my own little tradition – counting down to Valentine’s Day with SUPER CHEESY chat up lines. This year I felt like it was time to do some Covid-themed chat up lines. Drum roll please….

1. is that Covid in my lungs or has your smile just left me breathless?
2. I’m just a boy, standing 6 feet away from a girl, maybe asking you to love back another foot. Thanks.
3. You can’t spell virus without U and I
4. I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.
5. If Covid-19 doesn’t take you out, can I?

Love,
February

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