Because I am a fake poet (sorry @sicarius) I am posting some very very bad poems for today’s Love, February submission. Under the fold because they are, well, not good. Read at your own risk.
I see. I still don’t get why they are bad, but I love it. Especially the laundry part. Makes me want to do laundry for other people. Too bad I live alone. They are all mine. money and all.
bring me all the fake, bad, pretend poetry. these are amazing and i am here for it.
also—“found money: mine” is genuinely a new favorite line of mine, too, now. love.
egads aka Dame Maggie
February 6, 2020 at 1:54 PM
Because I am a fake poet (sorry @sicarius) I am posting some very very bad poems for today’s Love, February submission. Under the fold because they are, well, not good. Read at your own risk.
egads aka Dame Maggie
February 6, 2020 at 1:55 PM
Very Bad Haiku questions
written by a fake poet of february
You asked: favorite food?
Your laugh, dismissing
my answer. But, I still like
Peanut butter toast
English or English?
Judgment? no judgement
Don’t color my cozy grey
With gray colour
Which socks today?
The itchy warm wool
or the cheeky sheepy socks?
Neither. Hand knit wins.
Why is doing laundry fun?
Machines do all the work
I get to organize, sort, fold.
Found money: mine.
Love, February
egads aka Dame Maggie
February 6, 2020 at 1:56 PM
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Rumi~
February 6, 2020 at 4:00 PM
You found money & cozy socks 🧦.
Win-win.
Ms. Rabbit 🐇
February 6, 2020 at 2:12 PM
I have only one questions. Why are these bad questions?
egads aka Dame Maggie
February 6, 2020 at 2:30 PM
Bad phrasing, I meant they are bad Haikus. Everything is just not good here.
Ms. Rabbit 🐇
February 6, 2020 at 2:57 PM
I see. I still don’t get why they are bad, but I love it. Especially the laundry part. Makes me want to do laundry for other people. Too bad I live alone. They are all mine. money and all.
parkchuna ❤️🍉
February 6, 2020 at 10:18 PM
you can do my laundry but i assure you, you will find no money 😝
Ms. Rabbit 🐇
February 6, 2020 at 10:23 PM
@parkchuna Then I will stick to mine. Thank you very much. 😝
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
February 7, 2020 at 7:06 PM
I keep trying to tell them there’s no such thing as bad poetry but they don’t listen *smh*
I also love these egads.
FlyingTool
February 6, 2020 at 3:31 PM
Ugly duckling v beautiful swan, bad Haiku v something lovely. I enjoyed your words and their sentiment. They’re lovely to me.
bea
February 6, 2020 at 3:19 PM
I beg to differ,
those are wonderful Haikus,
egads. I mean it.
egads aka Dame Maggie
February 6, 2020 at 3:46 PM
Bea, you’re too cute.
Ally
February 6, 2020 at 5:47 PM
Ooh, I love these!
another woodalchi nicole recruit
February 7, 2020 at 6:51 AM
bring me all the fake, bad, pretend poetry. these are amazing and i am here for it.
also—“found money: mine” is genuinely a new favorite line of mine, too, now. love.
egads aka Dame Maggie
February 7, 2020 at 6:57 AM
You’re always so sweet. Thank you.