I have something in mind already for LF Thursday and Friday, but I can’t think of anything for today. I want it to be something fun though. So yea… with your encouragements, here I go again with an attempt at fake poetry with added challenge to make it rhymes. Never say ‘never’, guys….
WARNING: Read at your own risk.
DISCLAIMER: Author is not responsible for your cringes, eye-rolls and/or spitting of hot beverage.
Even Me
by Ms. Rabbit
I think it happened when I was around 2
when I dived head first to the floor
and my aunt had no clue
Of course, I remember no more
My grandpa blew his lid like he had just ingested C4
My poor aunt got an earful of chide
though she’d already felt reproachable before
Yet, she took it all in stride
At 6, I cried no more
when grandma took me to school
and left me there inside the classroom door
I remember liking grandpa’s $1 allowance than grandma’s no-candy ground rule
I wrecked my brain for number 8
but can’t come up with something great
Perhaps that fall at two bears some weight
to my brain not working straight
Though I would not get a perfect 10
for this fake poem as a score
thank you all for reading then
and trying not to snore
Ms. Rabbit ๐
February 12, 2020 at 11:50 AM
I have something in mind already for LF Thursday and Friday, but I can’t think of anything for today. I want it to be something fun though. So yea… with your encouragements, here I go again with an attempt at fake poetry with added challenge to make it rhymes. Never say ‘never’, guys….
WARNING: Read at your own risk.
DISCLAIMER: Author is not responsible for your cringes, eye-rolls and/or spitting of hot beverage.
Love (Even Me),
February 12, 2020
Ms. Rabbit ๐
February 12, 2020 at 11:50 AM
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FlyingTool
February 12, 2020 at 11:58 AM
Fun little poem! I have to admit I was glad not to be drinking my coffee at โ…ingested C4โ.
Ms. Rabbit ๐
February 12, 2020 at 1:10 PM
I thought you might like this line. I thought of you when I wrote it. 🙂
FlyingTool
February 12, 2020 at 4:38 PM
Ah, from our vagabond days!
Ms. Rabbit ๐
February 12, 2020 at 5:15 PM
Yup! The first time I heard of C4, btw. ๐
FlyingTool
February 12, 2020 at 12:08 PM
And Sinatra singing My Way is always good.
Ms. Rabbit ๐
February 12, 2020 at 1:11 PM
I admit I snickered at 🎶… I took the blow… 🎵 🤭
Ayan
February 12, 2020 at 11:57 AM
I like this poem Rabbit! Keep posting them, it made me smile ๐
Ms. Rabbit ๐
February 12, 2020 at 1:12 PM
Hehe. Not sure if I’ll get the inspiration for another one, but I’ll tag you when I do!
another woodalchi nicole recruit
February 12, 2020 at 11:57 AM
yaaassssssssssssss! *wild applause* i cannot stop smiling. love love love
Ms. Rabbit ๐
February 12, 2020 at 1:12 PM
😘
stpauligurl
February 12, 2020 at 12:31 PM
Yesssss!!!! This is so much fun!!! Keep writing and posting….
sigh, what are we going to do when February ends?
Ms. Rabbit ๐
February 12, 2020 at 1:13 PM
Uh… I think it ends in 2 days?
You can always keep posting. I will read it! 🙂
stpauligurl
February 12, 2020 at 4:09 PM
Oh this ends on the 14th?
Ms. Rabbit ๐
February 12, 2020 at 4:29 PM
Yes, I think so.
rue
February 12, 2020 at 12:44 PM
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rue
February 12, 2020 at 1:10 PM
Lol, I should have listened and put it down 😂😂. Thanx for the laugh. I love it!
Ms. Rabbit ๐
February 12, 2020 at 1:14 PM
You’re welcome! Sorry about your beverage.. 😂
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
February 12, 2020 at 1:34 PM
hehehehe second to last verse is brilliant and my favourite ๐
Ms. Rabbit ๐
February 12, 2020 at 2:28 PM
I would think so too if it didn’t break pattern. But then again, in the spirit of positive thinking, that’s what make it special. ๐
gadis
February 12, 2020 at 2:45 PM
Pfft… I laughed out loud at that.
Ms. Rabbit, this is brilliant. Keep it coming.
korfan
February 13, 2020 at 3:31 AM
Frankie!
Ms. Rabbit ๐
February 13, 2020 at 7:53 AM
Lol. I had to think for a second here. Never called him that. 😁
korfan
February 13, 2020 at 11:03 PM
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