It isssss, and I’m dying. The next ep’ll be out in about 30 min (raw) and I CANNOT WAIT.
Lol, tbh sometimes I wish I could binge-watch the show too, but then I think about how fun it is to theorise while waiting for new eps. I certainly wouldn’t have written so many comments about the show if I’d just binge-watched it in a day or two lol. But then, I also want to know the ending right now. ’tis a struggle, my fellow beanie, ’tis a struggle.
Mate I just realised this, but Ha Na never drew with Eun Ho. She watched him make sandcastles. So where and who is the little girl Shi Wan would see drawing???
I’d prefer that she stays at her father’s. She likes the other woman anyway, and I think WK’s too busy with her mysteries and career life that I’m afraid she won’t have time for Eun-seo.
Tbh I think Woo Kyung loves Eun Seo too much to let her move to her dad’s place permanently (my heart already aches at the look on her face when stepmum asked her why Eun Seo kept asking for ahjumma) but I think if Eun Seo lived between the two houses it’d be a good balance, so WK can still see her beloved daughter frequently, and Eun Seo gets enough attention/affection by having two homes.
Plus, she and Ha Na get along so well! Lol and I can totes see her going around boasting that her stepdad is a police officer. 😂
I remember While you were sleeping and Weightlifting fairy Kim Bok Ju to be quite PG. Maybe also Tacyeon and Kim Sohyun’s Bring it on ghost? If ghosts are acceptable haha.
Also there are mini- dramas like Splash spash love and Pageturner.
This is tough because it depends on the 11 year old…
PG dramas that come to mind are:
Only You (Taiwanese drama, super innocent and cute),
My Girlfriend is a Gumiho (fantasy rom com),
Heartstrings (school/musical),
Dream High (school/musical),
You’re Beautiful (musical/cross dressing).
That’s all I can think of right now ~ I feel like many of the fluffy romcoms (especially from a few years ago) are very innocent (cliche open eyed kiss all you get), with the most angst coming from parental disapproval or feeling isolated by peers.
Apologies go such a long way for me. Like, the male lead could be the most arrogant guy in the world, but if he genuinely apologises when he\’s wrong then 10/10 fave.
Tbh I wasn’t thinking about one drama’s ML in particular when I wrote that lol, it’s just something I’ve realised about myself throughout the years. Like I know there are ML’s who’ve behaved this way which I’ve loved, but the more I try to think of one to give as an example the more they all seem to blur together! Lol this is what happens when you binge-watch too many dramas.
That is one of the reasons I loved Peong in Wok of Love. He was so quick in apologizing sincerely that he took me by surprise every time, and warmed my heart more and more.
@ all fellow beanies w/ long hours in front of a screen and dry eyes: GET YOUR EYES CHECKED. Got the shock of my life today when doc said my corneas had thinned. Prescription eye drops for 2 months!
Thank you! And honestly, please do, especially if you’ve been bothered by dry eyes lately. I’m lucky my poor corneas’ state was caught early, I shudder to think what might’ve happened if it’d just gone unnoticed.
Thanks for the reminder! I’m taking eye care so much more seriously now gah. Lol, this is why there’s a saying in my home country that goes ‘one disaster works better than a thousand warnings’.
Gimme a drama centring around a jjimjilbang tbh. OLs gossiping over hard-boiled eggs, runaway teens curled up in corners, furious housewives on strike. Oh, the stories that could be told.
Man do I get my elders now. All those \’back in my day\’ rants aren\’t complaints about how much easier kids have it, but about how bloody entitled and ungrateful some of them are about it.
More like an angry minute, lol. It just drives me nuts when I see kids who don’t have the slightest bit of respect for their parents, let alone other hard-working adults. Like, the type of spoilt-rotten teenagers you just wanna send to the country for a month so they’ll realise unpaid hard work is a thing and nobody in the world is actually obligated to treat you like royalty.
…Or, to put my sensitivity on the issue under the spotlight, I’m someone who grew up loving my parents to bits, and it hurts my soul when I see kids break their parents hearts over nothing.
For all beanies struggling with Netflix\’s spoiler-summaries: change your account\’s language settings while watching. You can\’t be spoiled by what you can\’t read! (Lol, so sad I just realised this X\’D)
I love how kdrama has almost no ship wars. Like sure, tastes will differ, but at least most main lovelines being pre-decided saves us from any \’my ship was sunk by conspiracy!!\’ hysterics.
Sorry, you must have missed You Who Forgot Poetry / A Poem A Day or the infamous Reply / Answer Me series, which used the ambiguity of the main OTP as a main plot point and resulted in some not so pleasant exchanges in Dramabeans.
In APAD, the production team even admitted that they changed the main OTP due to viewer pressure, so the conspiracy theory actually wasn’t one much to the anger of the ship that sunk. (Though in my personal opinion the drama would have been less marvellous since it would have been the classic case of the nice guy losing out once again to a fated first love)
Didn’t miss them! That’s why I specifically said ‘almost no ship wars’ and ‘most main love lines being pre-decided’; I was referring to those incidents in particular as well as a few similar occurrences in weekend kdramas (though to be honest the APAD production team admitting they changed the main loveline is news to me, but it makes sense considering).
That said, I only subtly referenced said incidents in my post because they’re still pretty rare when compared to what happens most of the time: the loveline being decided early on, the fandom being informed prior to broadcast, and the writers sticking to that ship till the end.
My point, and what I love about kdrama, is that since the main loveline does happen as planned 98% of the time, kdrama fandoms are usually a much more pleasant experience when compared to, for example, (and this is what I was thinking of when I mentioned conspiracy hysterics) the state of several shounen manga fandoms such as Bleach, Naruto, etc. post epilogue.
I didn’t mind BY ended up with Dr Ye but I hated that the writer turned Min Ho into someone really annoying so that Dr Ye could shine. I think it was really unfair to him.
Me IRL: This awful person may change if they\’re given a 2nd chance. Me watching dramas: There will be NO 2nd chances! There will be NO mercy! There will be NO FORGIVENESS!!!
One of my long-term OTPs (in a shounen mind you) is on the verge of becoming canon and like- yes, happy days, vindictive glee, mad cackling into the night, etc.
But also. My poor blood pressure.
I swear so many problems could be avoided if people just learnt to destroy the evidence. Don\’t leave the fake-relationship contract in the house! Burn it! Scatter its ashes to the wind!!
kdrama problems are either destroy the evidence!!! or duplicate the evidence!!!!!! no!!! don’t put it in a single thumbdrive!!! and leave it in the hands of baddies!!
Oh my days, yes. Like, I’m here making back-ups of my back-ups for my invoices like a responsible adult but ya’ll can’t do one copy+paste of the video file proving who the murderer is???
Witchy second female lead: Y’know what? No. I’m sick of all this plotting and conspiring. I’m not gonna do it anymore!
Me: *stands up, tears streaming down my face, to give a one-woman ovation*
Biggest drama life-lesson: always tell your loved one whatever secret you’re keeping from them yourself or they will most definitely find out in the worst possible way from someone else.
I remember this scene in Marriage Not Dating, where mum tells the daughter that she and dad got divorced because they ‘stopped talking’ and that once you stopped, it was so hard to start communicating again.
So true! Ugh, the best kdramas are really the ones that hit you with the truth right where it hurts.
Slightly off-topic but legit, I feel like that’s why Pinocchio is forever my #1. So many hard truths hit home in that drama, but I will never forget that scene when a distraught Dal-po was faced with the memory of his own righteous rant about how careless reporting can destroy people’s lives. I mean, I love scenes like that in any form of media, where you’re given a double message. Like, how everyone needs to be so careful with what they say about others– and yet, how even the best of us, even those who know just how awful the fallout from a false accusation can be, are still capable of making such mistakes. Chills man. Chills.
Also yo, dramabeans needs to consider making drama life lessons a thing lol. I could easily 100 examples being posted!
Ugh, the temptation to buy wireless earbuds so I can watch dramas while hoovering is SO STRONG. I keep telling myself it’s a bad idea and I can’t work and watch at the same time. And yet.
😂 Great beanies think alike! Omd tho, this is not doing good things to my self-control… At least tell me it was an absolutely useless purchase made on impulse with no benefits whatsoever? In other words, just how well can you hear thru hoovering? Tell me more. Convince me, please!!
Ooo, thanks for the info! Alas our mixer is probably background noise compared to the hoover, which is basically just a water dragon in disguise. 😆 And the battle against temptation goes on…
Concept: drama where young master CEO has all his lovelife drama in the background and the real story is how his butler just stopped an attempted home invasion with nothing but kitchen cutlery.
I keep imagining this kindly old man, with wrinkles and glasses and a very mild tone, shuffling out to the balcony in the middle of the night, leaning over and calling out to a bunch of masked people trying to scale the gates, “I apologise. I’m aware you would expect me to call the police. But young master doesn’t like being in the press. You understand, I’m sure.”
And at first, they all laugh, because here’s this crazy old man who’s just gonna stand by and let them get away with B&E.
…And then one of them gets knocked out with the blunt end of a flying steak knife.
(He couldn’t possibly have used the crockery, you understand. The porcelain bowls alone have been in the family for at least three generations.)
fishnchips
January 2, 2019 at 2:07 PM
DAMMIT, CHILDREN OF NOBODY. YOU DID IT AGAIN.
LIKE I KNEW IT BUT I ALSO DIDN’T KNOW ALL OF IT AND I’M A VERY CONFLICTED POTATO RIGHT NOW OKAY.
WHY DID I GET UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO WATCH THE NEW EP.
WHY IS THE NEXT EPISODE NOT HERE ALREADY.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEE.
Water Hyacinth
January 2, 2019 at 10:10 PM
is this because of the new ep?
Now I wish I waited for the show to finish so I could marathon all episodes in one go
fishnchips
January 3, 2019 at 7:35 AM
It isssss, and I’m dying. The next ep’ll be out in about 30 min (raw) and I CANNOT WAIT.
Lol, tbh sometimes I wish I could binge-watch the show too, but then I think about how fun it is to theorise while waiting for new eps. I certainly wouldn’t have written so many comments about the show if I’d just binge-watched it in a day or two lol. But then, I also want to know the ending right now. ’tis a struggle, my fellow beanie, ’tis a struggle.
fishnchips
December 30, 2018 at 6:37 AM
Children of Nobody spoilers:
Mate I just realised this, but Ha Na never drew with Eun Ho. She watched him make sandcastles. So where and who is the little girl Shi Wan would see drawing???
fishnchips
December 26, 2018 at 8:26 AM
Slightly but not really spoiler Children of Nobody ep 19 screencaps:
Can Ji Heon pls just adopt Ha Na so we can all be happy.
Water Hyacinth
December 30, 2018 at 5:47 PM
I want the three of them (including WK) to be a happy family and live happily ever after
fishnchips
December 30, 2018 at 7:29 PM
4 including Eun Seo! (But to be fair I imagine she’d spend half her time at her dad’s place.)
Water Hyacinth
December 30, 2018 at 7:52 PM
I’d prefer that she stays at her father’s. She likes the other woman anyway, and I think WK’s too busy with her mysteries and career life that I’m afraid she won’t have time for Eun-seo.
fishnchips
December 30, 2018 at 8:35 PM
Tbh I think Woo Kyung loves Eun Seo too much to let her move to her dad’s place permanently (my heart already aches at the look on her face when stepmum asked her why Eun Seo kept asking for ahjumma) but I think if Eun Seo lived between the two houses it’d be a good balance, so WK can still see her beloved daughter frequently, and Eun Seo gets enough attention/affection by having two homes.
Plus, she and Ha Na get along so well! Lol and I can totes see her going around boasting that her stepdad is a police officer. 😂
fishnchips
December 15, 2018 at 10:13 PM
What I say happened: I managed my time inefficiently.
What really happened: A fictional character died and I stared at the ceiling for hours trying to get over it.
fishnchips
October 9, 2018 at 11:02 AM
Calling all beanies…does anyone have any PG-rated dramas to recommend for an 11 year old girl???
blnmom
October 9, 2018 at 12:27 PM
Hi! School: Love On. Also, I just watched a drama on Netflix called Part-time Idol that was very Disney-channel-ish.
RaOnAh loves Jay B 💚
October 9, 2018 at 1:13 PM
What about I Am Not a Robot?
Crispy Jackfruit
October 9, 2018 at 2:10 PM
God of Study (it’s really old though)
HANI
October 9, 2018 at 5:43 PM
GOS is love..
precious babies yoo seung ho, lee hyun woo, ko ah sung and jiyeon
delphy
October 9, 2018 at 5:10 PM
I remember While you were sleeping and Weightlifting fairy Kim Bok Ju to be quite PG. Maybe also Tacyeon and Kim Sohyun’s Bring it on ghost? If ghosts are acceptable haha.
Also there are mini- dramas like Splash spash love and Pageturner.
Ally
October 9, 2018 at 6:35 PM
Love Rain was really innocent and my daughter who is 10 liked it.
Ally
October 9, 2018 at 6:36 PM
A Love So Beautiful (c-drama). This actually would be my recommendation!
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
October 9, 2018 at 6:45 PM
This is tough because it depends on the 11 year old…
PG dramas that come to mind are:
Only You (Taiwanese drama, super innocent and cute),
My Girlfriend is a Gumiho (fantasy rom com),
Heartstrings (school/musical),
Dream High (school/musical),
You’re Beautiful (musical/cross dressing).
That’s all I can think of right now ~ I feel like many of the fluffy romcoms (especially from a few years ago) are very innocent (cliche open eyed kiss all you get), with the most angst coming from parental disapproval or feeling isolated by peers.
Hope that helps!
Midnight
October 9, 2018 at 8:05 PM
Monstar
mugyuljoie is preciousss
October 9, 2018 at 8:16 PM
Maybe to.Jenny. Although Viki has it at PG-13.
fishnchips
October 13, 2018 at 12:42 PM
@blnmom, @raonah, @crispyjackfruit, @delphy010, @ally-le, @hotcocoagirl, @midnight, and @ndlessjoie, thank you all for the replies and recs! I’m sure she’ll find her One True Drama (or two, or three, hey who’s counting…) from the list 😀
fishnchips
September 15, 2018 at 1:35 AM
Apologies go such a long way for me. Like, the male lead could be the most arrogant guy in the world, but if he genuinely apologises when he\’s wrong then 10/10 fave.
🍃noobita🍃
September 15, 2018 at 2:13 AM
Oh, what show you’re talking about?
fishnchips
September 17, 2018 at 11:34 PM
Tbh I wasn’t thinking about one drama’s ML in particular when I wrote that lol, it’s just something I’ve realised about myself throughout the years. Like I know there are ML’s who’ve behaved this way which I’ve loved, but the more I try to think of one to give as an example the more they all seem to blur together! Lol this is what happens when you binge-watch too many dramas.
Midnight
September 15, 2018 at 3:36 AM
That is one of the reasons I loved Peong in Wok of Love. He was so quick in apologizing sincerely that he took me by surprise every time, and warmed my heart more and more.
fishnchips
September 12, 2018 at 6:09 PM
@ all fellow beanies w/ long hours in front of a screen and dry eyes: GET YOUR EYES CHECKED. Got the shock of my life today when doc said my corneas had thinned. Prescription eye drops for 2 months!
korfan
September 13, 2018 at 3:53 AM
Oh no! I hope things will be ok for you!
This is a good reminder, thanks. I really should go also.
fishnchips
September 13, 2018 at 7:12 AM
Thank you! And honestly, please do, especially if you’ve been bothered by dry eyes lately. I’m lucky my poor corneas’ state was caught early, I shudder to think what might’ve happened if it’d just gone unnoticed.
adieunoire
September 13, 2018 at 2:50 PM
Always follow the 20-20-20 rule. Every 20 minutes look 20 ft away for 20 second. Computer screens are ruining our eyes.
fishnchips
September 13, 2018 at 5:05 PM
Thanks for the reminder! I’m taking eye care so much more seriously now gah. Lol, this is why there’s a saying in my home country that goes ‘one disaster works better than a thousand warnings’.
adieunoire
September 13, 2018 at 8:52 PM
You’re welcome! I’m an optician so I work with this stuff all the time!
fishnchips
September 13, 2018 at 9:11 PM
Ooo, that’s really cool! The people who come to you are really lucky to have someone who cares so much about their eyes ^^
adieunoire
September 13, 2018 at 10:09 PM
Aww you’re so sweet. Thanks!!
fishnchips
September 10, 2018 at 12:58 PM
Gimme a drama centring around a jjimjilbang tbh. OLs gossiping over hard-boiled eggs, runaway teens curled up in corners, furious housewives on strike. Oh, the stories that could be told.
bam 🐢🐌💖~
September 10, 2018 at 2:20 PM
Ooooo. Where do I sign?
astromantic
September 10, 2018 at 3:28 PM
Sounds like Shinya Shokudo! Spanned 4 seasons and a movie. It was a really cute show.
fishnchips
September 7, 2018 at 4:54 PM
Real best friends are the ones who 100% understand when you say you have to go MIA over the weekend to binge-watch a drama.
natzillagorilla
September 7, 2018 at 6:13 PM
and text you to see how it’s going!
fishnchips
September 1, 2018 at 4:50 AM
Man do I get my elders now. All those \’back in my day\’ rants aren\’t complaints about how much easier kids have it, but about how bloody entitled and ungrateful some of them are about it.
namedx
September 1, 2018 at 10:08 AM
Bad day? Lol
fishnchips
September 1, 2018 at 8:19 PM
More like an angry minute, lol. It just drives me nuts when I see kids who don’t have the slightest bit of respect for their parents, let alone other hard-working adults. Like, the type of spoilt-rotten teenagers you just wanna send to the country for a month so they’ll realise unpaid hard work is a thing and nobody in the world is actually obligated to treat you like royalty.
…Or, to put my sensitivity on the issue under the spotlight, I’m someone who grew up loving my parents to bits, and it hurts my soul when I see kids break their parents hearts over nothing.
namedx
September 2, 2018 at 9:27 AM
*sighs* the problem with today’s youth. Don’t I know it!
fishnchips
August 27, 2018 at 4:04 PM
For all beanies struggling with Netflix\’s spoiler-summaries: change your account\’s language settings while watching. You can\’t be spoiled by what you can\’t read! (Lol, so sad I just realised this X\’D)
fishnchips
August 27, 2018 at 10:38 AM
I love how kdrama has almost no ship wars. Like sure, tastes will differ, but at least most main lovelines being pre-decided saves us from any \’my ship was sunk by conspiracy!!\’ hysterics.
Radily
August 27, 2018 at 10:56 AM
Sorry, you must have missed You Who Forgot Poetry / A Poem A Day or the infamous Reply / Answer Me series, which used the ambiguity of the main OTP as a main plot point and resulted in some not so pleasant exchanges in Dramabeans.
In APAD, the production team even admitted that they changed the main OTP due to viewer pressure, so the conspiracy theory actually wasn’t one much to the anger of the ship that sunk. (Though in my personal opinion the drama would have been less marvellous since it would have been the classic case of the nice guy losing out once again to a fated first love)
fishnchips
August 27, 2018 at 12:10 PM
Didn’t miss them! That’s why I specifically said ‘almost no ship wars’ and ‘most main love lines being pre-decided’; I was referring to those incidents in particular as well as a few similar occurrences in weekend kdramas (though to be honest the APAD production team admitting they changed the main loveline is news to me, but it makes sense considering).
That said, I only subtly referenced said incidents in my post because they’re still pretty rare when compared to what happens most of the time: the loveline being decided early on, the fandom being informed prior to broadcast, and the writers sticking to that ship till the end.
My point, and what I love about kdrama, is that since the main loveline does happen as planned 98% of the time, kdrama fandoms are usually a much more pleasant experience when compared to, for example, (and this is what I was thinking of when I mentioned conspiracy hysterics) the state of several shounen manga fandoms such as Bleach, Naruto, etc. post epilogue.
cherry 🍒
August 27, 2018 at 12:13 PM
I dropped APAD after episode 12 because I couldn’t deal with the way the writer started treating Min Ho.
isa: I'm not a serial killer I'm just really passionate about things
August 27, 2018 at 6:58 PM
I wish I had done the same. 🙁
mugyuljoie is preciousss
August 27, 2018 at 10:45 PM
Still slightly bitter. I also dropped since I watched it primarily to see that actor finally get the girl.
cherry 🍒
August 27, 2018 at 11:13 PM
I didn’t mind BY ended up with Dr Ye but I hated that the writer turned Min Ho into someone really annoying so that Dr Ye could shine. I think it was really unfair to him.
mugyuljoie is preciousss
August 27, 2018 at 11:21 PM
I agree. I wanted to at least see some good character development.
fishnchips
August 24, 2018 at 12:42 AM
Me IRL: This awful person may change if they\’re given a 2nd chance.
Me watching dramas: There will be NO 2nd chances! There will be NO mercy! There will be NO FORGIVENESS!!!
fishnchips
July 28, 2018 at 6:43 AM
One of my long-term OTPs (in a shounen mind you) is on the verge of becoming canon and like- yes, happy days, vindictive glee, mad cackling into the night, etc.
But also. My poor blood pressure.
fishnchips
July 26, 2018 at 9:02 PM
I swear so many problems could be avoided if people just learnt to destroy the evidence. Don\’t leave the fake-relationship contract in the house! Burn it! Scatter its ashes to the wind!!
deadlybaby
July 26, 2018 at 9:31 PM
kdrama problems are either destroy the evidence!!! or duplicate the evidence!!!!!! no!!! don’t put it in a single thumbdrive!!! and leave it in the hands of baddies!!
fishnchips
July 27, 2018 at 5:57 AM
Oh my days, yes. Like, I’m here making back-ups of my back-ups for my invoices like a responsible adult but ya’ll can’t do one copy+paste of the video file proving who the murderer is???
fishnchips
July 20, 2018 at 9:07 PM
Witchy second female lead: Y’know what? No. I’m sick of all this plotting and conspiring. I’m not gonna do it anymore!
Me: *stands up, tears streaming down my face, to give a one-woman ovation*
fishnchips
July 19, 2018 at 1:46 PM
Biggest drama life-lesson: always tell your loved one whatever secret you’re keeping from them yourself or they will most definitely find out in the worst possible way from someone else.
Cloggie
July 19, 2018 at 1:50 PM
I remember this scene in Marriage Not Dating, where mum tells the daughter that she and dad got divorced because they ‘stopped talking’ and that once you stopped, it was so hard to start communicating again.
Life lessons right there.
fishnchips
July 19, 2018 at 3:16 PM
So true! Ugh, the best kdramas are really the ones that hit you with the truth right where it hurts.
Slightly off-topic but legit, I feel like that’s why Pinocchio is forever my #1. So many hard truths hit home in that drama, but I will never forget that scene when a distraught Dal-po was faced with the memory of his own righteous rant about how careless reporting can destroy people’s lives. I mean, I love scenes like that in any form of media, where you’re given a double message. Like, how everyone needs to be so careful with what they say about others– and yet, how even the best of us, even those who know just how awful the fallout from a false accusation can be, are still capable of making such mistakes. Chills man. Chills.
Also yo, dramabeans needs to consider making drama life lessons a thing lol. I could easily 100 examples being posted!
fishnchips
July 16, 2018 at 10:45 AM
Me: *has a project due in 3 days*
Me: *starts watching a new drama*
Me @ Myself: I swear you\’re too old for this.
fishnchips
July 13, 2018 at 7:37 AM
Ugh, the temptation to buy wireless earbuds so I can watch dramas while hoovering is SO STRONG. I keep telling myself it’s a bad idea and I can’t work and watch at the same time. And yet.
librarianerin
July 13, 2018 at 8:14 AM
Did that! Talked myself into it by using them for my job too 🤣
fishnchips
July 13, 2018 at 9:42 AM
😂 Great beanies think alike! Omd tho, this is not doing good things to my self-control… At least tell me it was an absolutely useless purchase made on impulse with no benefits whatsoever?
In other words, just how well can you hear thru hoovering? Tell me more. Convince me, please!!librarianerin
July 13, 2018 at 10:00 AM
I purposely did not get noise cancelling ones because I have kiddos, but I can hear everything well while I run my mixer (don’t have carpet).
fishnchips
July 13, 2018 at 10:10 AM
Ooo, thanks for the info! Alas our mixer is probably background noise compared to the hoover, which is basically just a water dragon in disguise. 😆 And the battle against temptation goes on…
fishnchips
July 6, 2018 at 6:28 AM
Concept: drama where young master CEO has all his lovelife drama in the background and the real story is how his butler just stopped an attempted home invasion with nothing but kitchen cutlery.
zgs1994
July 6, 2018 at 9:06 AM
I would watch that. 😀
fishnchips
July 6, 2018 at 9:41 AM
I keep imagining this kindly old man, with wrinkles and glasses and a very mild tone, shuffling out to the balcony in the middle of the night, leaning over and calling out to a bunch of masked people trying to scale the gates, “I apologise. I’m aware you would expect me to call the police. But young master doesn’t like being in the press. You understand, I’m sure.”
And at first, they all laugh, because here’s this crazy old man who’s just gonna stand by and let them get away with B&E.
…And then one of them gets knocked out with the blunt end of a flying steak knife.
(He couldn’t possibly have used the crockery, you understand. The porcelain bowls alone have been in the family for at least three generations.)
zgs1994
July 6, 2018 at 10:12 AM
WRITE IT! 😀
another woodalchi nicole recruit
July 6, 2018 at 10:04 PM