For coffee lovers (from Starbucks):
“You’re just my Cold Boo.”
“You’re my one brew love.”
“We’re a perfect matcha.”
“Did it hurt when you fell from the sky?”
“Do you believe in ‘love at first sight’? Because I can walk by again.”
“If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.”
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”
For Potterheads:
“Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed to somewhere magical.”
“Somebody better call God, because He’s missing an angel.”
“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
Do you have a bandaid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line.”
All of these are super funny and cringey
I liked this though:
“I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.”
But everyone would surely run away if they hear this:
“My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.” 😂
I actually thought the last one you posted pretty funny. 😂 But somehow I think mentioning diarrhea might not sound appealing to some, so I just picked the other one instead.
I actually like these too:
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again? 🥺🤣🤣🤣
These are really old and 100% cringey, but here they go:
“Did you get hurt? – when you fell from heaven”
“Are you a squatter?- You’ve been living rent-free in my head”
“Give it back – the beat my heart skipped when I saw you”
“What’s your name? – need to know it for my letter to Santa Claus”
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
February 14, 2021 at 8:49 AM
February 13th, 2021 Late Post
Add your favorite pick up lines below!
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
February 14, 2021 at 8:56 AM
Are you a pulmonary embolism? because you take my breath away
UR IN(E) my heart
I think I’m developing tics. I can’t help but wink at you.
Is it just my olfactory or do you smell really good?
are you covid 19? because your smile is contagious
wapz
February 14, 2021 at 9:31 AM
😂 Did you read it to him?
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
February 15, 2021 at 1:06 AM
He knows and dreads my love of pick up lines.
I read this whole thread to him.
mmmmm
February 15, 2021 at 5:30 AM
He is filled with love. 😳
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
February 14, 2021 at 8:57 AM
@katakwasabi
@leetennant
@ally-le
@snarkyjellyfish
@bebeswtz
@msrabbit
@kat23
@hebang
@ndlessjoie
@yuyuu
@lugirl131415
@tspmasala
@willow
@moomoomoondog
@carmen
@mindy
@gadis
@coffeeprince4eva
@suriyana-shah
@pinklolipop
@egads
@rukia
@pineapplegongzhu
@thetinyl
@sensationalfantasy
@eazal
@rueffie
@raonah
@greenfields
@bammsie
@bcampbell1662
@beffels
@mmmmm
@purplesheesh
Bebe | Nessa❣️
February 14, 2021 at 12:01 PM
For coffee lovers (from Starbucks):
“You’re just my Cold Boo.”
“You’re my one brew love.”
“We’re a perfect matcha.”
“Did it hurt when you fell from the sky?”
“Do you believe in ‘love at first sight’? Because I can walk by again.”
“If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.”
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”
For Potterheads:
“Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed to somewhere magical.”
“Somebody better call God, because He’s missing an angel.”
“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
Do you have a bandaid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line.”
Okay… I go cringe in a corner now.
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
February 15, 2021 at 1:06 AM
These are golden!!
Bebe | Nessa❣️
February 15, 2021 at 1:12 AM
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
mmmmm
February 14, 2021 at 9:06 AM
Oh this is fun!
Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams. 🤣🤣🤣🥺
Source: https://athlonsports.com/pick-up-lines-funny
wapz
February 14, 2021 at 9:39 AM
All of these are super funny and cringey
I liked this though:
“I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.”
But everyone would surely run away if they hear this:
“My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.” 😂
mmmmm
February 14, 2021 at 9:47 AM
I actually thought the last one you posted pretty funny. 😂 But somehow I think mentioning diarrhea might not sound appealing to some, so I just picked the other one instead.
I actually like these too:
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again? 🥺🤣🤣🤣
Fly Colours
February 14, 2021 at 10:33 AM
Optimus Fine 🤣🤣 totally gonna use that one on FlyGuy today
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
February 15, 2021 at 1:07 AM
Pie Guy did eye roll at that one
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
February 15, 2021 at 1:07 AM
He attempted to ignore me while I tried out the others on him.
mmmmm
February 15, 2021 at 1:10 AM
I believe he secretly liked those! 😅
🙄😐🙄
Fly Colours
February 15, 2021 at 1:58 AM
FlyGuy too… He’s more of a Mazinger Z type of guy 😂
Fly Colours
February 14, 2021 at 10:32 AM
These are really old and 100% cringey, but here they go:
“Did you get hurt? – when you fell from heaven”
“Are you a squatter?- You’ve been living rent-free in my head”
“Give it back – the beat my heart skipped when I saw you”
“What’s your name? – need to know it for my letter to Santa Claus”
Fly Colours
February 14, 2021 at 10:41 AM
Ah! And this one I learned from guerrilla date:
“I want to thank your mom and dad – for making you so well” 😋
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
February 15, 2021 at 1:08 AM
I really like that last one! 😹😹😹
CustardHopia
February 14, 2021 at 2:36 PM
Morbid, but…
Hey, if Covid19 doesn’t take you out, can I?