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Vagabond, Vagabond, Vagabond Episodes 1+2 Shโ˜ tpost

For this shโ˜ tpost, I consulted my dearest mother darling, who is a Medical Imaging Technologist, about what kinds of injuries out hero would’ve entailed, had he in fact survived the first episode at all.
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Action: Being hit with a pot plant
Realistic Injury: Concussion, external bleeding, possible internal damage, unconsciousness
Sustained Injury: WELL I MEAN IT LOOKED LIKE HE GOT A CONCUSSION? But the dude just kept on running lol
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Action: Falling/Diving two stories down onto a car windscreen
Realistic Injury: Spinal injury, broken back, broken ribs, internal bleeding, punctured lung
Sustained Injury: Uhโ€ฆ
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Action: Being dragged by a car on the road and youโ€™re on your knees
Realistic Injury: That leg has no skin. Nothing. You are a peeled banana. You werenโ€™t in leathers, so youโ€™re toast hunny.
Sustained Injury: โ€ฆ None?
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Action: Stabbed in thigh
Realistic Injury: You wouldnโ€™t pull it out, you would wrap something round it and would have to get it cut out, and God only knows what it hit.
Sustained Injury: Is the dude even limping after the first day? Cos I didnโ€™t see him limping after the first day.
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Action: Thrown out of a Car Windscreen
Realistic Injury: You ready? His face would be a MESS. Glass in his eyes, probably broken cheekbones, broken nose, possibly broken jaw, internal head injuries, ruptured aorta, internal bleeding, plus some more broken bones cos he fell another two storiesโ€ฆ
Sustained Injury: I DONโ€™T KNOW BUT Iโ€™M GONNA GUESS NOTHING
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I have two theories:
1) Dal Geon sustained all these injuries and is now in hospital in critical care and is hallucinating this entire drama. (a theory that I think will be useful later on)

2) Dal Geon is actually a super solider whom the North Korean Government experimented on, and he has a spine of steel, and that’s why he was able to survive everything he did with nothing but a couple of steri strips and bruises.
Obviously he escaped his internment, or was planted in South Korea as a spy and had all his memories erased and thatโ€™s why he only THINKS heโ€™s a stuntmanโ€ฆ
Who has an 11 year old nephewโ€ฆ yeah sounds legit.

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I think everybody who isnโ€™t already aware needs to know right now that from here on out I will not be taking this show seriously, AT ALL.
I enjoyed the first two episodes. I thought the first was directed decently, and the second just proved that this show will be exactly what I thought it would be which is kinda trashy over the top action, and over the top plot with people I will be struggling to remember the names of still in ten episodes, and lots of minor WTFs and lots of Lee Seung Gi being gorgeous and lots of ridiculous fast paste fun! Will it be technically good? Probably not but honestly Iโ€™ve no frakking idea because I literally couldnโ€™t care less. I will just be here to take a shot of tea every time Dal Geon loses it and beats someone up and endangers his own life.

As long as they give me enough Lee Seung Gi, Iโ€™ll be fine. If they donโ€™t and pull a K2 and forget the main character exists for 8 episodes (or something equally stupid), well, I might start spitting something other than nonsenseโ€ฆ I also forgot most of episode 2 already. Oops.

P.S. I donโ€™t have a shโ˜ tposting emoji for this and itโ€™s making me sad and what format do you people like of shโ˜ tposts the most? Written, recorded or sketched? *itโ€™s gonna be sketched isnโ€™t itโ€ฆ*

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