Well, well ,well Vagabond, Vagabond, Vagabond Episodes 1+2 Shโ tpost
For this shโ tpost, I consulted my dearest mother darling, who is a Medical Imaging Technologist, about what kinds of injuries out hero would’ve entailed, had he in fact survived the first episode at all.
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Action: Being hit with a pot plant
Realistic Injury: Concussion, external bleeding, possible internal damage, unconsciousness
Sustained Injury: WELL I MEAN IT LOOKED LIKE HE GOT A CONCUSSION? But the dude just kept on running lol
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Action: Falling/Diving two stories down onto a car windscreen
Realistic Injury: Spinal injury, broken back, broken ribs, internal bleeding, punctured lung
Sustained Injury: Uhโฆ
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Action: Being dragged by a car on the road and youโre on your knees
Realistic Injury: That leg has no skin. Nothing. You are a peeled banana. You werenโt in leathers, so youโre toast hunny.
Sustained Injury: โฆ None?
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Action: Stabbed in thigh
Realistic Injury: You wouldnโt pull it out, you would wrap something round it and would have to get it cut out, and God only knows what it hit.
Sustained Injury: Is the dude even limping after the first day? Cos I didnโt see him limping after the first day.
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Action: Thrown out of a Car Windscreen
Realistic Injury: You ready? His face would be a MESS. Glass in his eyes, probably broken cheekbones, broken nose, possibly broken jaw, internal head injuries, ruptured aorta, internal bleeding, plus some more broken bones cos he fell another two storiesโฆ
Sustained Injury: I DONโT KNOW BUT IโM GONNA GUESS NOTHING
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I have two theories:
1) Dal Geon sustained all these injuries and is now in hospital in critical care and is hallucinating this entire drama. (a theory that I think will be useful later on)
2) Dal Geon is actually a super solider whom the North Korean Government experimented on, and he has a spine of steel, and that’s why he was able to survive everything he did with nothing but a couple of steri strips and bruises.
Obviously he escaped his internment, or was planted in South Korea as a spy and had all his memories erased and thatโs why he only THINKS heโs a stuntmanโฆ
Who has an 11 year old nephewโฆ yeah sounds legit.
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I think everybody who isnโt already aware needs to know right now that from here on out I will not be taking this show seriously, AT ALL.
I enjoyed the first two episodes. I thought the first was directed decently, and the second just proved that this show will be exactly what I thought it would be which is kinda trashy over the top action, and over the top plot with people I will be struggling to remember the names of still in ten episodes, and lots of minor WTFs and lots of Lee Seung Gi being gorgeous and lots of ridiculous fast paste fun! Will it be technically good? Probably not but honestly Iโve no frakking idea because I literally couldnโt care less. I will just be here to take a shot of tea every time Dal Geon loses it and beats someone up and endangers his own life.
As long as they give me enough Lee Seung Gi, Iโll be fine. If they donโt and pull a K2 and forget the main character exists for 8 episodes (or something equally stupid), well, I might start spitting something other than nonsenseโฆ I also forgot most of episode 2 already. Oops.
P.S. I donโt have a shโ tposting emoji for this and itโs making me sad and what format do you people like of shโ tposts the most? Written, recorded or sketched? *itโs gonna be sketched isnโt itโฆ*
I’m going with theory #2 since I don’t want to use my brain that much for this drama. I need enough LSG (alive and running) and SSR for me to stay with this drama.
I support theory 2 too! I don’t want it to be a dream. That is the laziest of all writing.
I don’t expect realism from this, even the teasers were unrealistic *cue nonsense ToD crash*. But ep 1 and 2 were enjoyable, OTT but still fun. Just don’t go MoA/Devil on me show…at least make sense. It does not need to be realistic or true to life, just make sense and have continuity in the story telling.
And I need SSR to appear asap before I start digging more info about Ragaz…
I miss mini Tagon too. I guess we’ll see him a bit more in flashbacks. And we will be sad.
Hey now theory one mean syiu do t have to use your brain AT ALL! lol
You MISS the wig?!! Can’t help you in the nephew… Something tells me he ain’t coming back… 😹
But why nobody wants theory 1 tho?
Imagine~
the lead heroine is cradling our limp hero, bloody from… something, sorry I haven’t thought the details yet, behind a majestic background and a sunset…dying.. and we left with our heroine crying
…. and we cut to hero flatline on his hospital bed… drs and nurses are frantic trying to save him…
…and cut to few days after that, he is fine and dandy and bumps into our heroine while crossing road…
they stare at each other as if there is a lot of history between them…
the end~
no thinking required since they just drop it like… probably 15 mins before it ends
XD
lmao
I haven’t watched it but I’m ready to make fun of it..
oh dear @outofthisworld – why oh why did you have to remind me and now insert that ramen dance into my mind? Somehow the only thing I kept in my memory from K2 was the fun shower fight scene.
but now, that ramen dance.
*groans and reaches for more coffee*
The shower fight and the ramen dance were unfortunately the only things that I remembered of K2. They should just make a mash up of the two scenes – Yoona slurping ramen while watching JCW in a shower fight.
No Outie. This is like my fifth drama shitpost.
Memories Of Alhambra (how could you forget)
Kill It
(I did shitpost a few episodes of Her Private Lyfe but it wasn’t a full one)
Hotel De La Luna
Arthdal
And This.
I most certainly can do a shittiest shit comparison among all of those dramas and maybe throw in some TCC for good measure because I can’t help myself.
Maybe that will be my end of year write up, who knows.
Please no more ramen dances please please spare me in some way this year please.
kekekekeke I actually liked kill it. Don’t judge; I know it’s trash and a hot mess, I just liked it anyway. I ranted hardcore at it at the end though. It wasn’t worthy of it but I did it anyway lmao
Ahh nah I didn’t want it to be any longer cos then it would’ve dragged.
They didn’t write it that smartly or deeply so ofc they didn’t even use what they had to wrap it lol up well in 12, they just killed him for shock factor, but they could’ve easily just had him escape and end the show openly, and even that would’ve been better than what we got imo.
But eh.
It wasn’t like they had to kill him.
They didn’t plan it deeply
@sicarius – I love your shโ tposts! Personally I love the combination of written and sketched – can’t always listen to the recordings at work.
I think from this post, I may need to skip Vagabond and go back to him playing with the kids in the forest. Now THAT is a nice way to watch Lee Seung Gi.
also right now I’m sorta stuck in the land of the The Untamed, and spent most of my Saturday binge-watching…
Thank you and no thank you! My eyeballs ache – between trying to get things done this weekend, I’ve still barely managed to get to episode 21. And there are 50???
I know there are other shows I want to watch I know there are other shows I want to watch I know there are other shows I want to watch, but they will have to wait I guess…
Thank you for enlisting the aid of a trained professional on our behalf, good grief!
I vote for written and sketched so that we have them to see on the wall. I prefer seeing to hearing and no way I’m gonna say I don’t want sketches!
I want to know what is the brand of his jeans coz with all the dragging, it looked totally intact. 😂😂😂 And how was the terrorist able to survive that plane? Was he a bird or sumthinโ?
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
September 22, 2019 at 3:57 AM
Well, well ,well
Vagabond, Vagabond, Vagabond Episodes 1+2 Shโ tpost
For this shโ tpost, I consulted my dearest mother darling, who is a Medical Imaging Technologist, about what kinds of injuries out hero would’ve entailed, had he in fact survived the first episode at all.
.
.
.
Action: Being hit with a pot plant
Realistic Injury: Concussion, external bleeding, possible internal damage, unconsciousness
Sustained Injury: WELL I MEAN IT LOOKED LIKE HE GOT A CONCUSSION? But the dude just kept on running lol
.
.
Action: Falling/Diving two stories down onto a car windscreen
Realistic Injury: Spinal injury, broken back, broken ribs, internal bleeding, punctured lung
Sustained Injury: Uhโฆ
.
.
Action: Being dragged by a car on the road and youโre on your knees
Realistic Injury: That leg has no skin. Nothing. You are a peeled banana. You werenโt in leathers, so youโre toast hunny.
Sustained Injury: โฆ None?
.
.
Action: Stabbed in thigh
Realistic Injury: You wouldnโt pull it out, you would wrap something round it and would have to get it cut out, and God only knows what it hit.
Sustained Injury: Is the dude even limping after the first day? Cos I didnโt see him limping after the first day.
.
.
Action: Thrown out of a Car Windscreen
Realistic Injury: You ready? His face would be a MESS. Glass in his eyes, probably broken cheekbones, broken nose, possibly broken jaw, internal head injuries, ruptured aorta, internal bleeding, plus some more broken bones cos he fell another two storiesโฆ
Sustained Injury: I DONโT KNOW BUT IโM GONNA GUESS NOTHING
.
.
I have two theories:
1) Dal Geon sustained all these injuries and is now in hospital in critical care and is hallucinating this entire drama. (a theory that I think will be useful later on)
2) Dal Geon is actually a super solider whom the North Korean Government experimented on, and he has a spine of steel, and that’s why he was able to survive everything he did with nothing but a couple of steri strips and bruises.
Obviously he escaped his internment, or was planted in South Korea as a spy and had all his memories erased and thatโs why he only THINKS heโs a stuntmanโฆ
Who has an 11 year old nephewโฆ yeah sounds legit.
.
.
.
I think everybody who isnโt already aware needs to know right now that from here on out I will not be taking this show seriously, AT ALL.
I enjoyed the first two episodes. I thought the first was directed decently, and the second just proved that this show will be exactly what I thought it would be which is kinda trashy over the top action, and over the top plot with people I will be struggling to remember the names of still in ten episodes, and lots of minor WTFs and lots of Lee Seung Gi being gorgeous and lots of ridiculous fast paste fun! Will it be technically good? Probably not but honestly Iโve no frakking idea because I literally couldnโt care less. I will just be here to take a shot of tea every time Dal Geon loses it and beats someone up and endangers his own life.
As long as they give me enough Lee Seung Gi, Iโll be fine. If they donโt and pull a K2 and forget the main character exists for 8 episodes (or something equally stupid), well, I might start spitting something other than nonsenseโฆ I also forgot most of episode 2 already. Oops.
P.S. I donโt have a shโ tposting emoji for this and itโs making me sad and what format do you people like of shโ tposts the most? Written, recorded or sketched? *itโs gonna be sketched isnโt itโฆ*
liar song #PuppyNotPuppyLeeJaeWookIsBack
September 22, 2019 at 4:13 AM
I’m going with theory #2 since I don’t want to use my brain that much for this drama. I need enough LSG (alive and running) and SSR for me to stay with this drama.
I miss the nephew and LSG’s blonde wig.
Kairoskat ๐
September 22, 2019 at 4:54 AM
I support theory 2 too! I don’t want it to be a dream. That is the laziest of all writing.
I don’t expect realism from this, even the teasers were unrealistic *cue nonsense ToD crash*. But ep 1 and 2 were enjoyable, OTT but still fun. Just don’t go MoA/Devil on me show…at least make sense. It does not need to be realistic or true to life, just make sense and have continuity in the story telling.
And I need SSR to appear asap before I start digging more info about Ragaz…
I miss mini Tagon too. I guess we’ll see him a bit more in flashbacks. And we will be sad.
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
September 22, 2019 at 11:17 AM
There are too many crossovers with Arthdal in this show. It’s not healthy. Tsk
mugyuljoie is preciousss
September 22, 2019 at 12:31 PM
This makes me rethink watching Vagabond, unless Song Joong Ki shows up as twins. Let me know if that happens and I’ll watch.
Kairoskat ๐
September 23, 2019 at 3:16 PM
Watch it @mugyuljoie~~~ Let’s ride this train together! Muahahahaha
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
September 22, 2019 at 11:16 AM
Hey now theory one mean syiu do t have to use your brain AT ALL! lol
You MISS the wig?!! Can’t help you in the nephew… Something tells me he ain’t coming back… 😹
liar song #PuppyNotPuppyLeeJaeWookIsBack
September 22, 2019 at 12:53 PM
That wig was really from 2006. THE NOSTALGIA IS MAKING ME LIKE IT I’m so sorry HAHAHA
HANI
September 22, 2019 at 11:41 PM
But why nobody wants theory 1 tho?
Imagine~
the lead heroine is cradling our limp hero, bloody from… something, sorry I haven’t thought the details yet, behind a majestic background and a sunset…dying.. and we left with our heroine crying
…. and we cut to hero flatline on his hospital bed… drs and nurses are frantic trying to save him…
…and cut to few days after that, he is fine and dandy and bumps into our heroine while crossing road…
they stare at each other as if there is a lot of history between them…
the end~
no thinking required since they just drop it like… probably 15 mins before it ends
XD
lmao
I haven’t watched it but I’m ready to make fun of it..
liar song #PuppyNotPuppyLeeJaeWookIsBack
September 22, 2019 at 11:58 PM
If we go with theory #1 then we’re basically in WYWS again HAHAHAHA
HANI
September 23, 2019 at 8:33 AM
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I totally forgot about that drama
At least we can hope for Jongsuk or Haein to cameo
A minor win situation…?? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
September 23, 2019 at 12:12 AM
Ffagafafaggssfffsssfff
I mentioned theory one so that if this goes cray cray we have a way OUT lol
HANI
September 23, 2019 at 8:33 AM
๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ
shach
September 22, 2019 at 4:27 AM
I watched just the first episode and I think it will be another drama with party in the recaps, but less awful than AC, bless that show.
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
September 22, 2019 at 11:18 AM
What do you mean less awful? AC is amazing isn’t it?😂😂😂๐คก
shach
September 22, 2019 at 12:31 PM
I just finished second episode and definitely misspoke, but with ep. 17 Arthdal still holding strong.
stpauligurl
September 22, 2019 at 5:43 PM
AC is pretty amazing in a horrendously, bad and sucky kind of way, if that is what you mean…
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
September 22, 2019 at 8:46 PM
This was indeed sarcasm ST hehehe
stpauligurl
September 23, 2019 at 4:47 AM
I knew it hahahahahhaha
outofthisworld ไธๆงๆฏๆ ๐
September 22, 2019 at 5:21 AM
Is this your 3rd drama shitpost? Hotel , Arthdal and now Vagabond.
Can I request you do a comparison, a sort of Shittiest Shit kind of competition among the three?
Now that you mentioned K2, will Suzy do a ramen dance for LSG? She’s a secret agent here, right? Anything is believable.
stpauligurl
September 22, 2019 at 5:43 AM
oh dear @outofthisworld – why oh why did you have to remind me and now insert that ramen dance into my mind? Somehow the only thing I kept in my memory from K2 was the fun shower fight scene.
but now, that ramen dance.
*groans and reaches for more coffee*
outofthisworld ไธๆงๆฏๆ ๐
September 22, 2019 at 6:38 AM
Hahaha! I am sorry but not really.
The shower fight and the ramen dance were unfortunately the only things that I remembered of K2. They should just make a mash up of the two scenes – Yoona slurping ramen while watching JCW in a shower fight.
mugyuljoie is preciousss
September 22, 2019 at 12:33 PM
I remember JCW’s smoldering looks.
stpauligurl
September 23, 2019 at 4:54 AM
Oh dear that would be a fun video. But what should we use for music? Maybe BTS “Boyz With Fun”?
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
September 22, 2019 at 11:04 AM
No Outie. This is like my fifth drama shitpost.
Memories Of Alhambra (how could you forget)
Kill It
(I did shitpost a few episodes of Her Private Lyfe but it wasn’t a full one)
Hotel De La Luna
Arthdal
And This.
I most certainly can do a shittiest shit comparison among all of those dramas and maybe throw in some TCC for good measure because I can’t help myself.
Maybe that will be my end of year write up, who knows.
Please no more ramen dances please please spare me in some way this year please.
Rumi~
September 23, 2019 at 2:44 AM
How I wish i was around for kill it. By end of ep 6 I knew it was going to be a hot mess.
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
September 24, 2019 at 1:39 AM
kekekekeke I actually liked kill it. Don’t judge; I know it’s trash and a hot mess, I just liked it anyway. I ranted hardcore at it at the end though. It wasn’t worthy of it but I did it anyway lmao
Rumi~
September 25, 2019 at 2:13 AM
I sort of liked it too obviously since I watched all 12 eps. Imo if it had 2 more eps they could have wrapped things better, filled more holes.
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
September 25, 2019 at 4:37 AM
Ahh nah I didn’t want it to be any longer cos then it would’ve dragged.
They didn’t write it that smartly or deeply so ofc they didn’t even use what they had to wrap it lol up well in 12, they just killed him for shock factor, but they could’ve easily just had him escape and end the show openly, and even that would’ve been better than what we got imo.
But eh.
It wasn’t like they had to kill him.
They didn’t plan it deeply
mugyuljoie is preciousss
September 22, 2019 at 12:32 PM
They need to do 2 ramen dances to top K2.
stpauligurl
September 22, 2019 at 5:47 AM
@sicarius – I love your shโ tposts! Personally I love the combination of written and sketched – can’t always listen to the recordings at work.
I think from this post, I may need to skip Vagabond and go back to him playing with the kids in the forest. Now THAT is a nice way to watch Lee Seung Gi.
also right now I’m sorta stuck in the land of the The Untamed, and spent most of my Saturday binge-watching…
outofthisworld ไธๆงๆฏๆ ๐
September 22, 2019 at 6:39 AM
Welcome to the sleepless land of the Untamed!
stpauligurl
September 22, 2019 at 5:47 PM
Thank you and no thank you! My eyeballs ache – between trying to get things done this weekend, I’ve still barely managed to get to episode 21. And there are 50???
I know there are other shows I want to watch I know there are other shows I want to watch I know there are other shows I want to watch, but they will have to wait I guess…
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
September 22, 2019 at 11:19 AM
Noted thanks ST!!!
ใ ใ ใ ใ ใ Oh non dont let me deprive you of the fun this is!! Lmao
bbstl ๐งน
September 22, 2019 at 9:17 AM
Thank you for enlisting the aid of a trained professional on our behalf, good grief!
I vote for written and sketched so that we have them to see on the wall. I prefer seeing to hearing and no way I’m gonna say I don’t want sketches!
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
September 22, 2019 at 11:20 AM
Lmao I gave her no context too it was hilarious.
Written and sketched. Thank you!!!
bbstl ๐งน
September 22, 2019 at 4:37 PM
HAHA no context, that must have been pretty hilarious.
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
September 22, 2019 at 5:15 PM
She’s used to it
mugyuljoie is preciousss
September 22, 2019 at 12:29 PM
K2 required much fast forwarding.
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
September 22, 2019 at 12:30 PM
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๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
September 22, 2019 at 12:31 PM
I don’t ffwd much but I did skim the latter half of that show a lot
stpauligurl
September 22, 2019 at 5:48 PM
It did – yet somehow and for some reason I still can’t figure out, I watched the whole damned show! T_T
HANI
September 22, 2019 at 11:38 PM
ohmy.. I’m backtracking Beanie’s posts to find anything about Vegabond before I dive in…
Kairoskat ๐
September 23, 2019 at 3:19 PM
Dive in! I’m going around recruiting members for Vagabond train ride, let’s watch it together and have fun or ‘fun’. Hahaha 😆
HANI
September 23, 2019 at 7:50 PM
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I humbly request a seat on that train
Why I feel like I keep watching ‘fun’ dramas this year 😅😅
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
September 24, 2019 at 1:27 AM
Story of my life Hani hahaha although I am actually have normal fun with Vagabond so far as well.
Rumi~
September 23, 2019 at 2:42 AM
Sketch it you coward! We can all write but who else sketches?!
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
September 24, 2019 at 1:39 AM
FINE I WILL THEN HAPPY NOW
Rumi~
September 25, 2019 at 2:11 AM
Yes yes verrrrry happy! Written +sketch is the way to go.
Fighting 👊🏼
Reena Pon
September 24, 2019 at 5:02 PM
I want to know what is the brand of his jeans coz with all the dragging, it looked totally intact. 😂😂😂 And how was the terrorist able to survive that plane? Was he a bird or sumthinโ?
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
September 26, 2019 at 8:24 AM
Here to look at LSG and nothing else. I’ll make the snacks, Queenie dear, if you do the sketching.