VAGABOND Episode 7 Sh☠️tpost

HOW TO FORCE ROMANTIC TENSION: Vagabond Edition

1) Get Drunk. That just seems like the right thing to do.
2) Instead of having a break down because you just killed someone this morning and you might be struggling with the moral complexities of that and that would be way too realistic of this very unrealistic show, inappropriately kiss the guy who doesn’t like you.
3) This will make him like you.
4) Apparently.
5) It shouldn’t? But it will.
6) He now finds your presence Hashtag Awkward.
7) Because of the kiss.
8) Don’t worry he’ll ignore you for like a week but this is because he’s now magically attracted to you, then you can go find him!
9) Get him to teach you judo because that way you can get really up and close and in each other’s faces and we can pretend that there is now Hashtag Sexual Tension, instead of Hashtag Tension Between Sicarius and Her Relative Insanity.
10) Tell the DJ to play the most cheesy romantic-shamntic song he can find during this judo fight/lesson.
11) MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 100 BONUS XP POINTS ACQUIRED.
12) Applaud yourself for forcing a romance onto characters that don’t need it because Hashtag Kdrama and Hashtag Fan service.
13) Applaud yourself for making Sicarius look forward to this hot mess every week in spite of everything you just did.
14) Turn your show into a romantic comedy to justify bad trope writing.
15) Do not under any circumstances try these steps at home. Or ever. Just don’t do them in the first place actually.

VAGABOND RPG NOTES:
MISSION: FIND DEAD REPORTER suspended. You have chosen MISSION: ROMANTIC SUBPLOT instead. ENDLESS SIDE QUESTS have now been unlocked. Please proceed with caution.