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The cover of my book THE COLD HOT CEO AND THE ROOFTOP CANDY.
It’s —— are you ready? *GASPS* —- a psychological thriller with a twist you never saw coming!!!!
Nah. Just kidding.
I haven’t had a Snicker in ages. Actually, when was the last time I ate some candy? Hey, former errand rooftop candy girl, deliver a Snicker bar to my rooftop. Stat.
Are you sure you want that? She’s on a jam and toast diet. Can you imagine her grinning at you with teeth smeared red with jam? *shivers*
What’s next after the rooftop, toki? I gotta work my way up.
Loan shark with a heart of gold… You are invited to my upcoming anniversary party, so come check out my office. I hope to vacate it really soon. I have instant coffee and toast.
Thank you for the invite. Just keep @egads away from me.
Here it is, the sequel you have (not) been waiting for:
The Cold Hot CEO and the Rooftop Girl, with a dash of @azzo1.
Scroll down, beanies….
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My buddy Azzo’s getting married.
I can’t believe it.
I am so happy for her. I am, I am!
Well, okay. I’m just a bit —- sad. Because I’m thinking of someone who broke my heart. Crushed it to dust. Trampled it to ash. Blew it to —— well, you get the picture.
I stare into space for a solid twenty minutes.
Staring into space releases tension. It’s like yoga, except you don’t have to do anything painful. Like contort your body, or swivel your neck 360 degrees, or turn your elbow inside out.
Staring into space is just that. You just sit and —— stare.
Twenty minutes later.
Well, that didn’t work.
I. Am. Agitated.
I wonder if Babe —– that’s what I used to call my honey bunny Hot Cold CEO —— is married to that skank Victoria now. Pardon the language —— I’m a bitter Candy these days, dumped by the Love of My Life, living on ramen on a draughty, leaky rooftop.
Don’t even think there’s anything remotely romantic about living on a rooftop.
I don’t want to rant, but…
I HATE, HATE, HATE THE PIPES.
They clank and shudder and judder like crazy and ooze out green slime everytime my neighbours flush —– which is like, EVERY FREAKING MINUTE. I get why, back in the day, when I was a sweet, blushing little Candy, cranky Egads would call me up at all hours and yell down the line: “WHERE’S MY RAMEN?” Because ramen is the ONLY way to stop your toes from freezing and your blood from coagulating when you are living on a rooftop. The heating doesn’t work, and it actually groans when I switch it on. And the freakiest thing? I hear this low throaty moan sometimes, even when the heater is NOT on.
The thing is, I’m running out of ramen.
I checked this morning, and I’ve only got three packets left.
And, that’s not all.
I’m running out of money, too.
I just had a FLASH in my head. Like a bulb lighting up.
Azzo’s getting married.
Azzo’s making lists.
I SHOULD MAKE A LIST, TOO.
Do you want to see my list?
1. I need money.
2. I need warmth.
3. I need Babe.
4. I need to get myself back into his life.
We have a mystical connection that transcends Time, Obligations and Duty.
Oh, okay, okay.
The real reasons?
*He’s rich. I need money.
*I love him.
*He loves me. Even though he doesn’t say it. (He’s shy)
I’m going to re-connect with him. Somehow.
He doesn’t know what’s going to hit him.
Oh, boy. I can’t wait to see his face when I waltz back into his life.
And I owe it all to Azzo.
To be continued
Lol. Welcome back hot cold CEO. I hope you survive till the end.
I hope I survive till the end too.
Would you like me to turn this into a horror story, kat?
Actually, that could be quite fun…
As long as there’s no zombies go crazy. Also welcome back Candy, I’m liking this new self aware side of her.
I picture hot cold CEO with maybe a cold hot Assistant who you can get together with on the rebound
No. No. No. Candy loves once, and only once in a lifetime. Candy hearts are faithful and true.
This oughta be good…
You know whats on my list?
A LOT of popcorn. And maybe some sake. Probably some sake. Definitely some sake.
Can’t not have vodka on the list.
Soju, you mean. I am dirt poor. I can’t even pay my rent. Vodka is beyond my grasping little hands.
… confession: I’ve never had vodka. Sake is my favourite alcoholic drink though. lol.
I’ve never drunk sake before in my life. Is it more potent than soju? Because soju knocks me out. Two glasses and my head is spinning.
Google says Soju is stronger.
Thank you for keeping the rest of us up to date about life on the rooftop!!!! Can’t wait to hear how you reconnect with HC CEO!
Oh, and thank you @azzo1!
Thank you for thanking me! I aspire to greater heights. By the time my story is done, I’ll be out of the rooftop!
No, please, don’t thank me.. it’s all YY!
I can’t take the credit!
Thank you for welcoming me back! *blushes furiously*
Oh, lord. Poor @azzo1 never asked to be the cause of this 😩
Oh, lord? I think you meant to type THANK THE LORD. *beams* I know, I know. You’re super excited about the story! You can’t wait! Azzo is so excited, too!
Also, he’s married, YY, you need to get over him!
I’m happy to be back, ayan! *blushes adorably*
How did hot-cold CEO make it out alive the first time? I’ve forgotten!
Erm. Um. Does it matter?
I guess not. Wonder how he’s faring psychologically though. Ptsd? Distrust of errand boy-girls? I do worry for him. Lol.
Just logged in and found this compelling narrative waiting for me. I’ve been wondering what’s going on with Errand Boy Girl and Cold Hot CEO. Thank you so much for the heads up! I can’t wait to see what you have up your sleeve for the continuing saga. 😉
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@cloggie @sicarius @azzo1 @ally-le @anothernicole
@bea818 @oppafangirl @korfan @kiara @hebang
@growingbeautifully @kethysk @13infamyss @hotcocoagirl
@stpauligurl @moomoomoondog @raonah
@blnmom @sensationalfantasy @ayaan @kethysk
What… oh no…
What oh no…you mean oh yes! *giggling cutely*
Once an Errand Boy Girl, always an Errand Boy girl.
Even if you already live on a rooftop 🤣
By the way, what would Oppa think if he found out that both YY and Azzo have forgotten him? What if we have *gasp* Cold Hot CEO meeting Candy’s first love Oppa in this sequel?
what a verrrrrry interesting idea 🤔
@wishfultoki @bbstl Hm. Candy’s first , only and last love —- sounds ominous, I know, maybe I’ll have you kill him off, toki —- is
Why are we bringing Oppa (who?) into this tragic love story, may I ask? And FYI, I am totally, irrebocably, 100%, over Oppa. Not sure about azzo, though. She did love him for half her life.
Oops, irrevocably*….sorry, it’s the Candy in me….I lisp a lot when she takes over
Sure, it’s the aegyo 😉
Aw, I am suffering SLS over Oppa, since he’s already been sidelined from your tragic love story. *plays the piano theme from Casablanca “As Time Goes By”).
I’ll wait anxiously to see what Season 2 of this story will bring! You’re not allowed to kill off Hot Cold CEO in the final episode ok?
Maybe I’ll just HURT him a little…tension and all that, you know
Could you just hurt him metaphorically and then turn this into a warm, healing romance? I’m feeling trepidation with Psycho But It’s Okay/IOTNBO and I need warmth and healing.
Who said anything about forgetting Oppa?
Oops, sorry… But it appears YY has forgotten about the sequel. I’m still waiting for it @yyishere!
@azzo1‘s SNG, pink and tanned, getting ready for The Big Event.
But, wait —– what’s that? It’s – it’s ….
—— OPPA! WAILING.
“YOU SAID I WAS YOUR FOREVER, AZZO! HOW COULD YOU?”
How do you even find these???
Beanies, this is a shoutout to Sticky Note Guy and @azzo1‘s good news. Squealing like crazy. Scroll down for more…
Last night, I had a strange dream.
A cat strolled into my bedroom, and sat down on the floor.
It stared at me.
“Hey, Cat,” I said.
“Meow,” the cat answered. “Azzo’s getting meowrried.”
I did a doubletake.
“Whoa. Azzo’s getting meowrried? And you talk?”
“I talk. I just don’t feel like talking meowch.” The cat stretched. “Ouch. Hurts. You got some miaowlk? I’m hungry. My miaowmmy ran out of milk.”
“Who’s your miaommy?”
“You’re a cryptic cat, Cat.”
“How do you know Azzo’s getting meowrried?”
“I read it in the miaowlk curds.”
“I thought you’re supposed to read tealeaves.”
“I’m a cat. I read miaowlk curds,” the cat snorted.
And then I woke up.
My cat is also very happy for azzo!!!
I hope she bought the Sticky Note Guy doll. He should be on the top of their wedding cake 😁
@azzo1 Oppa Firehands came looking for me last night.
The object, possibly a fireball, flashed several times as it rocketed across the sky, blazing brightly as it descended and disappeared.
The International Meteor Organisation’s (IMO) website reported that there were four sightings of the fireball over Johor and Singapore between 5am and 5.02am.
“We received four reports about a fireball seen over Johor on Tuesday, Feb 11, 2020 at around 21:01 UT,” it said in its website.
I officially add a sub clause to the Oppa Law that allows for exemptions for reasons of mental health concerns.
I am barely hanging on.
I’m seriously concerned for you.
Me too. YY, you sound like me when I was trying to shitpost Melty. Seriously, drop it. Get out.
YY, DROP THIS SHOW.
NO MAN IS WORTH THIS KIND OF TORTURE.
ABANDON SHIP LEAVE THE FOREST, AND DON’T LOOK BACK.
seriously, just rewatch something good
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Oppa sensed that I was on the verge of giving him up. Oppa knew he had to do something drastic.
#I LoveYou, Oppa
When did Oppa becomes a fireball? I thought he only has fire hands.
Oppa had an itch down yonder mid-flight, scratched it with his fire hand, and started a fire. Fireball.
I wish someone would gif that. 😜
@msrabbit I dunno which drama I watched but in that the guy itched like a gorilla when he lies…. Lol imagine that, but happening to oppa instead 😂😂😂
Poor Oppa! 😅
@msrabbit This is what I was just wondering. Heh!
Hmmm I thought that was Do Min-joon finally returning to reunite with Cheon Song-yi? Guy (or ET if you must) was in a bit of a hurry…
I broke my toe on the eve of Valentine\’s Day. Scroll down fir the grisly details.
I slipped on a wet floor.
My arms go up, flailing in the air. My feet go skidding. I land on my but* and back. And the whole thing is so SLOW, it’s so odd.
I think, This can’t be happening to me, and then I go down, like a sack of potatoes. I scream – croak, rather – I havenn’t drunk my coffee yet, see – and my cool guy rushes out of the bathroom – he was showering happily (I heard him humming), but, yeah, I put a stop to that. He wrenches open the door, and I lie there, and wheeze, “Pain.” I think I have broken my back it is so painful. And my toe is numb, for some reason, and clicking like crazy. It goes, CLICK CLICK CLICK when I flex it.
So my cool guy squats down next to me, and he’s panicking, and saying, “Oh, God, can you get up? Let me help you up,”
And I whisper, “Don’t. Touch. Me. Pain. Pain.”
He squats there and talks to me, and strokes my head, and says worriedly, “Okay, lie there for a bit, and when you’re ready, I’ll help you up.”
I lie there for ten minutes. After a while, the pain recedes. But my toe feels weird. Like it has died. My cool guy helps me up, I’m like hoisting myself up on him, and he’s holding me steady, and when I’m sitting up, I stare at my toe and it looks funny. It’s sunk down, several degrees lower than its neighbours, and it’s like limp and floppy. I shuffle to an armchair, and my toe wobbles like crazy, and it goes CLICK CLICK CLICK.
I say to Cool Guy, “I think it’s broken. In fact, I am positive it is broken.”
He blanches. “Maybe it’s sprained.”
“It’s clicking like crazy. Can you hear it clicking?”
“No,” he says, looking, well, sick. “Just sit there, and maybe it’ll stop clicking.”
“And it’s wobbling,” I say. “Like it’s loose.”
“Okay,” he says. His face is pale. “Let’s go to hospital.”
All the way, he keeps stroking my hand, and saying, “Sorry.” As if it is his fault.
So we go to hospital, and I have a bunch of X-rays taken – six, altogether – and I am lying down and the hot X-ray guy is positioning me carefully when my hospital gown falls open at my thighs – I shouldn’t have made that comment about Oppa’s legs, karma and all that – and holy mackeral, I am so embarrassed, and I’m tugging at it, and it fallls open even wider, and Hot X-ray guy kindly adjusts my gown for me, and I stare at the ceiling and I wanna die of shame.
I sleep in pain that night.
Next morning, I wake up to Valentine’s Day.
Cool Guy fusses over me. Ruffles my hair. Hugs me.
“Ouch,” I grumble.
“Sorry,” he murmurs, looking upset.
“Where are my roses?” I snarl.
“I planted a pot of roses for you,” he smiles.
“You’re kidding, right.” My broken toe quivers down yonder.
“I swear I did.” He is grinning. “But it won’t bloom. So there’s only a bunch of leaves…” He looks sheepish.
Today, I watch Forest.
Cool Guy comes home with my favourite dry noodle takeaway.
I scream so loud he jumps.
“This drama is so dumb,” I say through clenched teeth.
“You must be feeling better,” he says mildly. “To scream like that.”
I went from
😱 so scary. to
😬 sounds bad. to
😟 poor Cool Guy, he must be scared too. to
🥺 poor YY. That must have hurt so bad. to
😌 good. She felt better. to
☺ Awww… Cool Guy so cool! to
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 at the ending.
Thanks, YY. Really glad you feel better!
Thanks, hun. Was in so much pain. But I’m feeling better. Though Forest made me edgy again.
Watch with 2x speed or ff. Only slow down when Oppa takes off his shirt.
Ouch! I sprained a toe a few months ago and that was bad enough. The Oppa Law forced me to watch a drama that shall not be named during the fall and I just can’t do it again so soon. I tried to watch in solidarity, but … no.
The thing with a fracture is it goes out of alignment. The angle at which it rests is odd.
I’m sure. It sadly takes longer to heal and probably hurts a lot more too. You can take pics to torture people with later.
Two months. I can’t stand or walk for long. And I have to walk on my heel. It’s tiring.
Thrashy. Ice pick ⛏
Happy Valentines Day! You know, between my nurse, me, my dad, and now you, I’ve personally known more people who went to the ER in these 3 weeks than I ever have.
Ally, I actually thought of you, and @azzo1 falling down, sitting there glumly waiting for the X-ray guy to summon me.
At least I didn’t break my wrist, I did need a brace for 10 days but it’s okay now, all well!
I keep imagining your toe in a tiny toe-cast, maybe you should make your Cool Guy draw on it to make you feel all better!
Did you sprain your wrist? I thought of you falling, you know…all these things went through my head when I was waiting at the X-ray room.
Yes, my last, most recent fall, sprained my wrist and had the same hand scratched, got some bruises on my leg! My hand is all better now but my bruises never heal fast!
Aww, that’s sweet of you to think of us at that time!
@yyishere thank you for this story – but I’m so sorry about your toe! I fell and broke my knee in 2004 and to this day I hear that internal crack sound and the PAIN. But a toe sounds awful.
Despite all that, your writing is truly so much fun to read. Cool Guy is amazing – and the fact that he PLANTED a rose for you???? DAEBAK!!!!!
I watched Forest the other night and now I can’t even remember what I watched, but my eyes were sore from all the rolling around my head…
anyway – take care (I know you are taking care of yourself -duh) but I’m glad you have Cool Guy to help you take care of yourself and your toe.
You are so sweet. Thank you. Oppa has a bizarre kiss scene in Episode 12. You gotta watch it.
🤔 A kiss scene! From Oppa! Yet, it’s bizarre…. 🤔🤨
I watched it and yes it was totally bizarre. But then this show is all kinds of bizarre…
Waiting for the time when he realizes this land is amazing and should NOT be developed – then it will be interesting.
But for now it is weirdly and rivetingly is that a real word? bizarre – and I can’t stop watching.
Oh, YY, I’m so sorry to hear this happened to you! You didn’t need a wild story to share with us, just a lovely normal Valentines Day 🙁 Good luck with the asymmetrical walking, I hope the 8 weeks will fly by!
*Hugs* YY for the slipping and the pain
*More hugs* for the broken toe
*Some extra Hugs* for the infuriating watch
Love you 💜💙💚💛♥️💖❤️💝
Get well soon
That must’ve hurt really bad, I’m sorry this happened on Valentine’s day!
But aww, he planted you a pot of roses, how cute is that! Hope you feel better soon!
It still hurts, and I keep wondering how the bones are going to heal, like do they fuse back together? And it kind of rattles when I remove my strap…I have to take it out when I shower. It hurts when I stand too long in one position, and it hurts worse when I climb up and down the stairs. Walking isn’t that bad, because I can limp, and it’s okay if it’s on even surface. But climbing up and down the stairs is hard. Who knew that one toe would impact me so much? I have to plot my movements to minimise using my foot…lol…but the best thing ever is to lie down and put up the foot.
That sounds so uncomfortable, I feel for you YY. As far as I know, it takes 5 to 6 weeks for broken toes to heal (I have some experience), hoping for a speedy recovery!
Jo Boa is dancing like she’s high on helium. I unleash a stream of expletives.
“You know, you can always NOT watch it,” he says kindly.
“You don’t understand,” I say peevishly. “It is the Oppa Law. I have to watch it.”
“Uh. Okay.” He blinks.
“I cannot unwatch it. I have no choice.” I jab a finger in the air. My broken toe trembles with outrage. “It is driving me nuts.”
“Okay, babe. As long as you’re okay.” He hugs me tentatively. “Happy Valentine’s Day.”
YY tries to explain the Oppa Law to Cool Guy
*a string of expletives*, sorry, Forest got to me
I like stream better. Closer to what’s actually happened, I think. 🤣
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I wrote this silly, over the top story just for the fun of it…scroll down….
My first day of work.
The elevator doors ping open.
There is a massive crush of people inside.
I step in, and immediately get pushed all the way to the back.
Someone is behind me. Someone tall and hard and muscled. Someone who smells of fresh soap and peppermint and crisp linen.
The doors swing shut. I stumble, and for a moment, I am pressed tight against him.
“Sorry,” I mumble, a flush of mortification creeping up my neck.
“Not your fault.” A hint of laughter in that soft, deep voice.
The doors swing open. Fourth floor. My floor.
I dash out like a mad thing, without looking behind.
HE STOMPS OUT of his office, his brows drawn together in a scowl.
Even angry, he is gorgeous.
My boss. My HOT boss.
They pointed him out to me in a whisper. “The boss from hell,” they call him. Fitting, really, because he’s so damn hot.
He pauses at the doorway, and our eyes meet across the room. He kind of freezes. But, maybe, it’s just me. Because I have stopped breathing. I blink, and he’s walking away. Yeah, I was just imagining things. Why would a hot CEO notice an intern like me? A raw, fresh out-of-college intern?
I’m at the elevator. I am early today. The doors ping open.
He is there. With a bunch of suits. He is wearing a midnight-blue shirt. Black silk tie.
I can’t breathe.
Before I know it, I am stepping into the elevator.
The doors ping shut. The elevator moves.
“Good morning, Mr. C – sir,” I squeak.
He nods. His eyes are on me. He frowns. Why is he staring at me? Why is he frowning at me?
He looks down at his phone. And then he looks up at me. His eyes swing from phone to me to phone to me. As if he can’t make up his mind what to look at.
The elevator whirs upward. Everyone looks dutifully forward at the climbing numbers.
Everyone except him, who stares at his phone, and me, who stares at him staring at his phone, and me.
The elevator doors ping open.
I rush out, before the doors have even opened fully.
The elevator doors swing open.
He’s in there. Alone this time. Starched white shirt. Jacket draped carelessly over arm.
He grips his phone tighter.
“Good morning, Sir,” I wheeze. The air has for some reason been sucked out of my lungs.
He quirks an eyebrow. Clears his throat. Inhales.
I can hear him breathing.
A sudden madness takes hold of me.
I will make him notice me.
I drop my phone.
It lands right at the tips of his shiny black leather shoes.
I bend down. Retrieve it. I hear his sharp intake of breath.
The elevator doors ping open. I rush out.
What did I just do?
He is coming down the hallway.
The madness seizes me again.
I step. Directly into his path. Drop my files.
“Oops,” I murmur. Squat down. He is squatting down with me. He picks up a file, our hands brushing.
A tremor of electricity spikes up my veins.
“Careful,” he murmurs. His gaze is on me. Hot. Intent.
“Miss H.” He inclines his head gracefully.
He knows my name?
But he is already striding off.
I walk to my desk in a daze.
His secretary strides up to me at noon.
“You will be the CEO’s intern starting today.”
“What?” I stare at her in shock.
“Mr. C specially requested for you.”
I knock on his door.
“Sir.” Is that whimper my voice?
He is seated at his desk.
“You have been here approximately 60 hours and 20 minutes.”
“I – Sir?”
“You are wearing the red blouse you wore on your first day of work, 60 hours and 21 minutes ago.”
“In the elevator, Miss H.” He taps his long, elegant fingers on the edge of the table. Then, soft, low: “Not your fault it was so packed.” He stares at me. “You had your hair up. But you had your hair down the day you dropped your phone. 4 days ago.”
He rises to his feet.
“Time for a coffee break, Miss H. And clear your schedule for dinner tonight. You will be having it with me.”
“Camden,” he says, smiling. “My name is Camden.”
“Camden.” I swallow. “And mine is – ”
“Candy.” His mouth twitches.
Camden and Candy. That has a nice ring to it.
I’m a little creeped out, I admit.. but, like, what happens next?
Nothing. The End.
Thank you @azzo1 – that kind of completed the story for me….
Oh, so this is what Wookie’s next drama will be like.
Yes and *shudders*
i held my breath and thought of cold-hot CEO while reading this.
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YY this gave me chills and… not in a good way, seriously.
What possessed you?
Candy just kind of took over at the last moment…
What’s the title, “Bending Over for Boss”?
I change my mind, “Over Backwards for Boss” is clearer while maintaining the double entendre.
I write a sweet, tame Candy story, CANDY CRUSH and you want to rename it “Bending Over for Boss” ? *STUNNED*
Bending over for boss made me think of the show Legally Blond where the women at the beauty salon are showing the tall woman how to snap and bend over. it’s a pretty funny scene.
Excuse me madam but she bent forward for him twice in a self possessed daze & then acted clueless about the dinner invitation. Are you reading harlequin these days? Or watching cdramas?
I have to say, CANDY CRUSH just made me think of that game I used to play on my phone that nobody plays nowadays.
All these talk about title makes me think of BoF, so all I could think of is “Boss Over… Candy” ☺☺
@bbstl @waadmay @13infamyss
Not gonna lie, I felt slightly cheated that Hot Boss and Candy didn’t have office *** right then and there given the amount of tension you wrote in the story….hot dog!
Almost like those Korean dramas that have scintillating promo-posters but are chaste.
Also, no description of whether or not Hot Boss as d*mpl*s? Sadness. 😘
Lol I posted something inappropriate. All @leetennant‘s fault. I got demerited 1 point. Was it the word BACKWARDS?
You probably tried to use the ‘d’ word.
You added BACKWARDS. I suggested FORWARD was equally feasible. What is wrong with that?
Nothing clearly so we will once again live with never knowing the mysterious ‘inappropriate words’.
I feel like I just intruded on something … 😬
And then I think about my boss and the magic disappears…
It’s not funny… when I I think of all those office romances, I look around and only think… how on earth…?
Urgh. Now I am imagining my bosses – a whole parade of them, coming, going, and I want to say THE THOUGHT OF GETTING IN AN ELEVATOR WITH THEM IS THE MOST EW INDUCING THING EVER BLEAH YUCK
I feel your pain!
argggh thanks for the image..Not! >.<
Well… at least she didn’t kidnap him and tie him to the bed.
I got demerited twice for writing the letter that appears before Y. You are breaking my heart. There is no violence in my story. Not even a hint. I could have had CEO bark, “ON THE COUCH. NOW!” Did I? No. I could have had CEO ride in a towel in the elevator. But did I? No. Stop being suspicious of poor, innocent me. Yay for sweet candy love.
x? Why ever so?
(I kinda enjoyed it actually YY. Although I think you should rewrite it from his perspective)
I typed X three times and added the word RATED after it.
Apparently, it is a grave offence to not separate these .
Ohhhh well I can’t say I’m surprised it flagged that? Who knows what a bot would put after!!! hahaha
CEO must remain closed and elusive. He is an enigma.
Does he have fiery hand?
Sweet candy love. Pfffft. I had to look behind me to make sure no one was reading over my shoulder.
You kinda lost the innocence at his sharp intake of breath. hahahaha
@sicarius: why you gotta put naughty thoughts into my head!! Baaaaaaad!
I was ,… ahem referring to a… uhm… what do we call it YY? Fan… fic? That uhm YY wrote… schaisser I can’t even remember why you wrote it originally, some time back which uhm… was quite… well it would’ve been fun to do a voice reading of, is all I’m saying. (woops @yyishere, I was gonna do that wasn’t I)
Where is said fanfic and is Hyun Bin a character in it? 😈
Although it’s better on her wall because of comments (just scroll through till you find it- it starts on page 4 or 5 of her wall and I remember now- she wrote it to get out of Errand Boy-dom)
My fanwall was filled with it. I wrote it for three weeks, and at the end of it, I flew to the rooftop!!!! Though, of course, beanies would keep pointing out loopholes in my story. Sheesh. Never satisfied, that’s what they are. The story is not finished. It ended in limbo…but who cares? I CONTROL THE NARRATIVE!
Okay i can’t deny it wasn’t fun 🤭 but this is exactly why I dislike candy. Ahhh YY….
Why? Cuz they always get a HOT CEO?
Because they act obtuse & clueless about their actions that send signals. It’s one thing to be dense & another when it’s pretense.
Ah.. so clueless Candy is somewhat acceptable, but not pretentious Candy. Got it.
I named this story after the game, lol. Do you know that there is a TV gameshow called Candy Crush? Laughed my head off over Boss over Flowers. Sounds like a hot office drama.
Lol. So you did named it after the game! I was obsessed over it once. Fun-eee
I loathe candy with a vengeance. Candy is so dumb she misses out on the signals. I have begun to believe that it is a pretence. She has even convinced herself she is so clueless that she has begun to believe it herself. The most annoying candy is the candy who overdoes the cute. Think Jandi in BoF. Then there is that candy pride. So freaking annoying. The cause of many a display of candy temper and noble candy idiot falling out. Give me a New Candy, one who is streetsmart, conniving and manipulative, like Juda in Extraordinary You.
I also like candys that stay candy for a reason – like Buja. Kickass despite being candy.
Yes to Juda.
I saved myself from the horrors of BOF, thank you very much. So I only have a vague idea of what you’re talking about.
@azzo1 The Oppa Law, according to @leetennant is “A very real contractual Dramaworld obligation.” Scroll down for details, you feckless soul.
Hey! Don’t try to guilt-trap me!
I follow Oppa on IG and he’d put this short clip from Forest, I don’t know what exactly was happening but I cringed.. I CRINGED, YY!
I’m sorry Oppa, I love you Oppa.
Oo, azzo, post the link, please. The viewership is low….poor Oppa
I can’t watch this without cringing, I tried but I really can’t!
This was actually the only part I liked. I laughed, Oppa was so funny. He was telling ghost stories and they were so funny and scary, and I laughed. It was the only time I laughed.
Oh my gosh, is it that bad? I’d seen half a second of a clip and immediately canceled it.
I didn’t want to do it to PHJ because ….
okay, confession time: He’s my oppa. Granted, I have many oppas but he’s always been in my top 3 (with So Ji Sub and Kim Woo Bin) but he hasn’t been in anything in a while so I don’t post and gosh on DB, only watch YT videos.
He’s been off his game for a while – Man-to-man wasn’t the easiest to watch. Then this?
Goodluck pals with upholding your obligation. I’ll be rooting for you.💪🏾💪🏾
Please, shit post as much as you want. I’m too weak and I have commitment issues.
Man2Man was way, way better than this. It only went downhill later. This is just a mess.
That’s why it’s so hard trying to pick it up.. I don’t want to do it to him!
Also, I agree with @yyishere, his expressions in Man to Man were comedic gold, so much fun, especially the first 6 episodes and then it went.. well, downhill!
I feel so sad watching Forest, I keep thinking of Cheese, and how much I loved it.
Yes, I remember his comedic expressions. They gave me life!
You watching this @sicarius? There’s a demand for shi☠post. 🤭🤭
I was going to start it and tolerate it for as long as possible cos I feel like something stupid and trashy and … there were slow subs and … I got distracted by Star Wars… uhm yeah
“I’m mostly just here to remind you that you have an Obligation to Oppa. A very real contractual Dramaworld obligation. You are not allowed to drop. It is illegal for you to drop. The Oppa Law is clear. You must keep watching, although ff’ing is allowed.” Quoted from @leetennant.
None of you are allowed to quit, you hear me? *SHAKES FIST*
@oppafangirl @katakwasabi @msrabbit @pickleddragon @egads @waadmay @maybemaknae
I’ll watch it.. I will!
without ff’ing it, there, I’ll put myself through that, happy now?
also, I don’t think @pickleddragon is a fan of Oppa, she’s never watched anything of him before!
She calls him Oppa.
Why am I laughing so hard typing this?
What else should we call him? Hae Jinnie?
Park Who Jin
@leetennant Your one and only joke always cracks me up. 😂😂😂😂
I’m glad, YY, it’s all I got.
Never call him that!
@leetennant still stings a tiny bit.. 😂💔
You do know that every time I call him that, (Your) Oppa is implied?
I love it when you say “Your Oppa.” *BEAMS WITH PRIDE*
@yyishere why do you sound like me?
That’s something I would say!
I call him Oppa in solidarity with @yyishere and @azzo1. Also because I thought there was only one Oppa allowed on DB :p
That’s absurb. We all have big enough heart for lots of oppas. 🥰
What are you talking about? I have a very very long dynamic oppa list! There can never be one oppa, i defy.
*laughs* *laughs harder* WOuldn’t that be hilarious? if PHJ was the ONLY OPPA allowed on here??? Oh my. The drama that would cause. WHy do I want this now???? hahahahahaha
Haha I was just having some fun, and wanted to see what your reactions would be 😀
Agreed. Self professed polyamorous fangirl. I can’t commit. Too many got guys. There can’t be just one.
No. No way can you watch without ffwding. You have to FF to preserve your sanity. I will depend on @msrabbit for the summing up of the plot. She is very good, really. She explained all the parts I zzzzzed through.
I can , I just can’t ffing but I might take breaks
I actually confused myself more when I zoned out & fast forwarded. I can’t believe that I, an ardent advocate of ff ⏩ & 2x is saying this – but as bad as this drama is, if you ff you’ll make it worse for yourself.
You end up even more confused. True. But it was either FF or die of frustration.
Sorry, YY. Can’t help you there. I am quitting Park Who Jin.
What? Noooooo. You can’t. You…you…*flails*
Why are you dragging us into this road of misery? I have commitment to other oppas to make.
Like Taecyeon 😂 He’s just as hot & good (*sniggers* ofc I mean bad) at acting in his current drama as Park Who Jin…. But that drama still sounds 10x better than this Forest
[side note : LT’s joke makes me want to crack a Who dat Jin joke… But I’m not sure y’all will get it without seeing Jessi’s who dat B music video]
Taec Who? No. My oppas can act. Thank you very much.
I just pictured him dancing and singing along to who dat B. kwahahaha. Also I’m traumatized now.
I will watch as soon as I get the episodes from my dealers 😂😂
@oppafangirl , @shindy
You will get it soon!
But you know he isn’t my Oppa. Even those that make me swoon & break my heart & make me watch raw aren’t my Oppa….me thinks I’m exempt 😜🤣
You and I are the same , hi fi
Does watching at 5× count? Or putting it on as asmr while working?
Imagining Oppa hurtling at five times his normal Oppa pace is making me very sad. Poor Oppa. But heck, I did that, too! I’m so sorry, Oppa!
But he’ll undress 5x as fast. Think about that. 😉
B – b-♭- but that’s the FUN of watching things for oppas! That’s where the fun is at…. A slow descent of a water droplet… A disrobing at 5x would mean you miss all the focus shots of the pecs & the skin… 😱
@maybemaknae You can always rewind or better yet make a gif of that part so you can watch it over and over. 😉
No no no no Mon ami…. I don’t gif, I’m not a masochist.
Do you know that Oppa never, ever, ever undresses? The only glimpse I’ve had of Oppa’s body was a tiny peek at Oppa’s belly button in the dark in Man 2 Man. We should slow mo Oppa undressing to 5x as slow. Sheesh.
Oooh… I should try that. Maybe it’ll make it more bearable.
Happy Love February, beanies. Scroll down for my post.
Me: “So I am watching this drama starring that guy from Cheese in the Trap.”
Cool Guy says, distractedly, “Ah.” Stares at his phone. Frowns.
Me: “You remember Cheese in the Trap? I liked it a lot.”
He says, “Uh, yeah. I remember. It was…cheesy.” Stares at me. I stare back.
He laughs softly.
“He has fire hands.”
“Oppa.” He blinks.
“The guy in Cheese in the Trap.” I freeze my tablet and show him Oppa’s burning hands. “See?”
His eyes widen. “Whoa. He’s burning.”
“Only his hands.”
He stares. “Does he have superpowers or something?”
“He’s traumatised by his past.”
“Ah.” Loses interest.
Oppa is in the forest.
“What’s he doing in the forest?”
“Why’s he dressed like that in the forest?”
“Because he’s cool.”
Oppa is being dramatic.
“Who talks like that, for crying out loud?” He shakes his head. Chortles.
“I’m really sad.”
“Oh.” Getting up. Checking his phone. “Why?”
“Because I’m not getting the show. I was looking forward to it so much.” I stare wistfully at frozen Oppa. “He’s so cool, though.”
“I’m cooler.” He grins. I smile. “And I have dimples. He doesn’t.” My smile sours. He mentioned the D word.
“They’re not real. You scrunched up your muscles. Those are crease lines. Not…” I mutter the D word.
“I’m better looking.” He gives me a smouldering look.
“No, you’re not.”
He ruffles my hair. “Got to go. I’m running late. Thai tonight? Let’s watch Cheers. Season 2. Sam proposes to Diane.”
I sit up, excited.
“Let’s!” We marathoned Season 1 before CNY, and I forgot all about it.
“I’ll get root beers.” He looks at me. “Green Thai curry?” He knows I love it.
“Yes,” I beam.
“And prawn omelette.”
Thank you for not using the ‘D’ word.
Mr. Cool Guy is the real oppa. 😁🥰
I love CITT, but I can’t bring myself to watch Forest, sorry Oppa!
I didn’t know he will have actual fire hands? Why does he have fire hands?
No. Azzo. You traitor. You can’t abandon Oppa. Oppa needs you. Oppa is in pain. You said you would crash and burn with Oppa! You made an oath!!!!
I’m not abandoning Oppa. Never.
Oppa is in pain? Why?
Because his hands are on fire?
Oppa shrieks, “My hand is on fire!” At one point, he wants to bury his hand INSIDE BARE SOIL to get rid of the fire. You said he was shy. BUT HE’S WALKING AROUND IN A TOWEL NEXT WEEK!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks, YY!
He has fire hands. He wears a skimpy bathrobe. Next week, he’s taking off his shirt. Azzo, you cannot NOT watch.
What? Oppa is taking off his shirt?
But.. but.. he said he’s shy?
I’ll watch it, I promise.. someday.. maybe today!
Well at least cool guy didn’t have T**thp**k with him at the time he smiled and show off his D*m***s?
Those two things should never be present in the same place at the same time.. well, at least, not in front of YY.. we know what she like to do to them!
Do you know that there are snarky comments on my wall even today? Like I can’t go a single day without someone reminding me of you-know-who saying you-know-what????!!!!
Alright.. alright.. I’ll stop, just promise me you’ll never poke a toothpick in my dimple.. and we have a deal!
Oh.. Oops.. sorry!
YY! D*m*** and T**thp**k go together now. You cannot just mention D*m*** without mentioning the other.
It’s like bread and butter or… salt and pepper or rum and coke or Mac and cheese…………. and then there’s D*m*** and T**thp**k….. inseparable pair…..
@13infamyss Tell me about it. I was watching A Poem A Day the other day. When Lee Jin Hyuk finally flashing his smile that showed his di*mp*es, all I can think of is t**thp**k!
I might stop, eventually. I’m just so proud of you!!! It’s as close as most of us will ever get to our Oppa!
Love February 💝💝💝💝
Is cool guy your irl guy?
Yes, YY’s dear hubby!
Ooh great! Thanks Azzo. YY’s cool guy 😎 does sound really cool 👍🏻
Here’s how they met:
I couldn’t even get through Forest with FF. You win.
ok absolutely the cutest thing ever!! <3 <3 <3
He’s definitely a keeper. **m**es and all.
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Right back at you lovely person 😘💕
I look at the pics and I think about the synopsis and I start to laugh again.
@katakwasabi @msrabbit @oppafangirl @sensationalfantasy @nonski @leetennant @waadmay @pickleddragon
What’s so funny? 🙂
I think it’s her eyes staring at him, like she wants to read his secrets.
These stills all look like that joke I made about Melty.
What genre is it? ALL THE GENRES!
I am still confused about what they’re trying to do here. I guess I will tune in tomorrow to get a feel.
You know i am fine with all the GENRES, just they should not be stuck together with glue and make zero sense. Or if it is, then it should be intentional… I can always watch an intentional mess …
The only thing that makes sense is Oppa. Oppa is my glue, Oppa is Nutella in human form. Oppa! Oppa! Oppa!
Nutella? Cuz he’s nuts? 😋
@msrabbit How dare you. No, because of his choco-abs.
I’m going with my treehouse-lightning strike-plastic surgery-memory-loss-refound version (over the Phoenix version) after looking at these stills. That glassy skin seems to suggest this …
You might be totally right , I’m impressed 🤣🤣
Oppa is not happy. Oppa is not smiling. Oppa is sad.
Oppa is disturbed that you are calling him Glassy-Skinned Oppa.
@azzo1‘s book is out.
God I just laughed so hard man.
Is it too redundant to make the Park Who Jin joke at this point?
Go right ahead.🤣🤣🤣🤣
@katakwasabi @msrabbit @oppafangirl @sensationalfantasy @nonski @leetennant @waadmay @pickleddragon
Omg. Deleted comments. I want to know what is the secret under these grey bars 😱
No secret, Katak. I can’t seemed to type, that’s all. First, I used the wrong tag for strike-through. Then I forgot the closing tag. 🙄 Third time is the charm.
Forest Oppa is flustering you.
No, YY. You did.
I think the title should be WHO IS THE AZZO’S REAL OPPA?
More importantly, why is Oppa wearing a suit in the forest, @azzo1?
Oppa is an executive. Must wear suit. He’s in the forest looking for his heart.
*SLAPS HEAD* Of course. The missing heart. Though wouldn’t it be easier to wear a jungle suit?
Oppa did change to Rescue team outfit complete with gears later on. Oppa is smart, you see…
Hmmm… jungle suit. Dunno what that is. Is that the one Tarzan is wearing? If so, how does it make the task easier?
]I’m presuming he crashlanded there on his suit lols
Quoting his words in the poster: I have to know. The person who designed all this.
Probably his tailor is in the forest?
😱 oh no… the bodies….
Or maybe he’s just looking for landscaping ideas… you know… design…
He’s taking a pic of @azzo1 and you know who. That’s why Oppa looks like that.
“Like what?” azzo asks.
“Like he’s jealous.”
“Oppa, I know you have to know. But you know what, Oppa? Sometimes, it’s better not to know.”
Cue: Makjang music.
Someone is approaching oppa with t**tp**k in hand aiming for his belly button!
[Crescendo on makjang music]
Is he taking photos of the crime scene 😱
Landscaping… I told you.
He is @msrabbit
What is he doing? Maybe he’s marking the trees leading to the bones graveyard.
Must be me!
I haven’t thought of it honestly, neither have I thought of asking him! Silly me, how could I forget to ask such an important question!
How could you even ask when you will be standing in front of him in all his glory ??????!
Your brain will be blank and you will 😯🤤
Where can I get the book ?!
Go to dimplespress.com
I’m sure this one’s been made before, but don’t be opp(a)robious.
Learn a new word today. Thanks!
checked the notif… saw the book cover of @azzo1 new book posted by @yyishere and I can’t help LMAO!