Is this enough hair gel?

Empty pockets = more fantasy roles, dammit

What did that baby put on my hands? And why did I pick her up?
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My hands are finally clean! Now to never touch anything.
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Note: if I sound more incoherent that usual, or if I don't post much for the next few days, it's because I only had one hour sleep and because I just got back from an outpatient minor surgery, the anesthetic probably hasn't worn off yet, and I'll be taking extra strength pain relievers for a while.

"I have heard of Shrinkflation, but how can this be a $40 Korean fried chicken dinner?"

Counting down the rest of the days of the month after realizing the remainder of your pay is not going to finish the journey with you.

I wrote my dialogues on my hands but now they're washed away... how do I say my lines!!!!!

Little kitten discovering that has two paws

"Oh no! Not the Secret Garden scenario!" - queue Hyun Bin's high pitched scream.

Wait... when did I get married?!

**phone hidden by hands**

When you thought your Clash defenses were perfect... 3 STARRED