Y’all. have you ever watched a drama that made you flat out wonder if maybe you’re a horrible person? Oh, House of Anubis I love you so but you are not good for my self esteem/self respect.

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    A brief summary of House of Anubis in case you find yourself in this comment and have no idea what House of Anubis is.

    House of Anubis is a show that originated somewhere and found itself imported onto Nickoleodeon’s Teen Nick line up in 2011. Wherever the show originally aired it ran of like 12 seasons–Nick only imported the first three and then it was cancelled.
    Its about a girl named Nina who is from America and moves to the UK when she gets a scholarship for a prestigious boarding school two weeks into the semester. The house that she lives in while at school is The Anubis House. And there are strange things afoot.
    Joy
    On the day that Nina from America moves into the dorm/house the previous/current occupant is in class with her housemates and friends in class. She gets called out of class and abruptly pulled out of school. When her best friend and roommate Patricia goes back to Anubis House that day she is highly upset to find that her bestie pic of her and Joy has been crumpled up and thrown away. Also, Joys cellphone and favorite stuffed animal have been left behind.
    Patricia
    Patricia is Joys best friend. She KNOWS that there is something strange about Joys abrupt removal from school and she is determined to find out. However, the only clue she has is Nina from America. Making all of her interactions with Nina from America to be something like this:
    Nina: HI!
    Patricia (ridiculously high, shrill voice): WHERE IS JOY?!?!
    Nina: I don’t know….? I’ve never met her?
    Patricia (ridiculously high, shrill voice): I KNOW THAT YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH HER DISAPPEARANCE AND I WILL TORMENT YOU UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW
    Nina:….I don’t know anything?
    Patricia (ridiculously high, shrill voice): WHERE IS JOY WHERE IS JOY WHERE IS JOY WHERE IS JOY

    Patricia (ridiculously high, shrill voice): WHERE IS JOY WHERE IS JOY WHERE IS JOY WHERE IS JOY
    Various other housemates, school mates, teachers and etc: erm…..
    Patricia: (ridiculously high, shrill voice): WHERE IS JOY WHERE IS JOY WHERE IS JOY WHERE IS JOY

    Now, I know that Joy’s disappearance is suspect. I vaguely recall that from when I watched this show 6 or 7 years ago. And the teachers have mentioned that they are suspect as hell. But Patricia and her ridiculously high shrill voice—I just CANNOT BE ON HER SIDE.

    This is what I want.
    I want the teachers to pull Patricia into one of their offices and have a serious of increasingly distressed emails from Joy to her parents. All of them are about Patricia. And how she hates her. And how she thinks Patricia is obsessed with her. And how she’s not even lowkey but flat out TERRIFIED of her. And the final message would be from Joys parents to Joy saying to act like everything is normal but they are coming to get her TONIGHT and that they’ve informed the school to never disclose Joy’s personal information or else they’ll have to get a restraining order.

    I know it won’t happen. But, seriously. Patricia? HAS GOTTEN ON MY VERY LAST NERVE.

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