911 is not the answer for excessive cos-play!

- I won. So jjajangmyun it is! -

Make sure to ask for extra peperoni!

"Yes, I have time to apply for a life insurance policy."

"Can I call you back? Somebody's trying to make a point here".

Battery dead again? Would you like me to stab it for you or would you rather just smash it?

Hello. Is this Acme Sword Sharpening? We one here that needs some work.

🎵 I ain't afraid of no ghost 🎵 👻🚫

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

- That last sparkling track suit from the home shopping channel is for ME! -

When your mom makes you call to set up your own appointment

"Time travel is no excuse for not calling your mother!"

When your mom forces you to talk to relatives back home.

Who you gonna call?

"This isn't what I ordered. I'm calling customer care."

"The real thing doesn't look like the one shown in the online catalogue.I'm calling customer care."

"Don't say anything funny"

"Tell her to come alone. If I see any cops, I'll off the hostages."

"Might as well tell her to bring some Subway sandwiches along. I'm starting to get hungry."

“You’re the writer, and I understand they want me to promote this bottled water, but the PPL is really getting out of hand if they have to enforce it at the business end of a sword. He’s been staring at me for 25 minutes…”

CEO: "There's an error in our AI game. Fix it."

PS: why everyone seem angry in Caption This screen cap #1 - #4? 🤔 stressed?

"why are y'all on the floor?"
"he was supposed to order some pizza but instead he started to tell some kids how he met their mother... that was 9 seasons ago. We're hungry!"
"I'll handle this... drop the phone or I'll kill the mom"

"what’d I tell ya’ll about making long distance calls on my phone?"

What drama is this?

1.When your mom forces you talk with the relatives on her phone.
2. When you ignore and focus on a new to-do list at work, and all the pending tasks team up behind your back.