Some Beanies might have been upset with my recent appearance in The Secret Life of My Secretary, but I blame this secretary’s senseless death to
#1: Her leg failure

#2: Her logic failure

#3: Even the show cleary tells us that her death is caused by Fish (and the company didn’t even count it as an industrial death)

Tell me, what else could I do but blinking my headlights and facing stupidity hood on?

Sincerely, Your ToD