Recipe for A Standard (Good, Average or Subpar) KDrama Rom-Com
Ingredients: Basics
1 Male Lead (Chaebols and CEOs are most common, but variety is the spice of life even if we do appreciate men in suits)
1 Female Lead (Candies are popular but don’t be afraid to be adventurous. No reallyโฆ please be adventurous…)
1 Annoying Mother
1 Overprotective Father (or vice versa. A complete set of loving wholesome parents is also fine really, but apparently hard to find)
1 Meddling Grandparent
1 Matchmaking or Disapproving Sibling
1 MC Posse of Loose Lipped Friends and or Acquaintances
The BFF
1 or 2 Second Leada (optional. Only add if you think they can be more than a Plot Device. But they are popular among the shippers)
1 Meet Cute (or to spice it up a little, try the Meet Un Cute. New in stores now and gaining traction fast)
2-3 Confessions (depending on your SL)
A handful of In-laws and Family Drama
A Pinch of Childhood Happy Memories (is often substituted with the Phobia of Childhood instead)
Flavouring
1 Umbrella of Squee (preferable in a bright colour)
1 Potted Plant of Symbolism
1 Necklace of Symbolism
2 Travel Plans of Falsehood
1 Job or Living Situation of Deception
1 Haircut of Cue Next Story Arc
5 CGI Glow Cheeks of Arousal (or as desired)
1 Single Suitcase of Unreasonable Economic Travel
1 Love Interest’s Old Family Codger of Nose Butting and Money Manipulation
(Be careful when adding this, as it may result in Noble Idiocy which needs to be handled with extra care)
Trio of Conflict
1 Scooter of Inconvenience
1 Bicycle of The Ballroom Dip
1 Truck of Doom (use with caution. If not a professional, leave out of recipe. It will not affect overall drama consumerabilty if removed, and if added at the wrong time may result in Amnesia or Worse, and this is a Rom Com recipe not a Melo.)
Don’t Forget
15 Coats of Unaffordability
10-20 PPLs of Necessary Funding (to taste)
7 Shots of Soju for every time an MC gets drunk and
1 โAnd they were Roommates!โ โMy Gosh they were Roommates!โ
Method:
For average to good rom-coms, a solid script structure is necessary.
First attach the Hook beater to the mixer.
Then in a character development bowl, slowly add the ingredients one at a time.
About a third of the way through, stir gently with a Romantic Development Whisk. The Old Codger and the Trio of Conflict may provide some tougher mixing. If the mixture is not combining, try changing the mixer attachment to first the Paddle of Angst and then the Action and finally the Fluff Beater. When well combined, pour into a tin of Backstory, smoothing down with a blurred knife (wait wrong genre). Bake at 180ยฐ C (350ยฐ F) for 16 episodes. (20 episodes may work for some dramas, but be careful, as these can drag and you will need to mix these faster with the Action paddle).
This allows the drama to mellow, and for the characters to become well rounded and fleshed out. Check every 10 minutes to avoid weak character arcs forming within the mixture. You can also avoid this by placing a sheet of Stereotype Proof Paper on top beforehand.
This will slow down the cooking, but avoids Burning, allows for a soft and moist texture and ultimately a pleasant aftertaste, so that less people are likely to throw your drama in the bin at or before the 8th epsiode of cooking.
Serve piping hot with desired toppings and sides. Soju, Ramen, Melona, popcorn, or perhaps a friend or two.
โฆ
For subpar to average rom-comsโฆ
Slap it all together and hope for the best. Perhaps add some cocaine and a shittone of cute to the mixture just incase, to ensure people still watch it even if it tastes horrible.
This is way too good to be buried here *pouts*. BTW, I’m also here to upvote everything you do as aid in your Great Quest to become Fan Club President. โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ก
Awwwww @bbstl thank you!!! I really do appreciate the support (I mean if there was a theme of the month that this fit under I’d submit it but uh… otherwise I don’t know if they do guest articles hah)
I know! I’m annoyed that I can’t think of a way to highlight this but a bit more annoyed that you haven’t been approached about it by the higher-ups! 😆 I sent it to my old kdrama buddies who aren’t Beanies and they loved it and noted the 15 coats and one TOD right away. Its day will come.
And yes, my fealty is yours! Even if it means you having to read “bbstl liked your comment” dozens of times a day 😉 I appreciate a woman with a mission. 🙋🏼
Hahahahahahahaha ah I wish. Thanks for being salty about it but I don’t mind, I just wrote it for fun. I might make it a series. Do a Melo recipe next hehehe.
And see you sent it to people! That’s awesome!! 😂😂
Kekekekeke fortunately for me I have like notifications turned off (or I get swamped) so I won’t be seeing you but I’ll know you’re there!!!!
@bbstl the only thing is Rom Coms are much more cut and dry and stereotype filled than Melos I feel… that or I haven’t watched enough Melos! I don’t know we can probably work something out haha.
Pfahahaha well you’re welcome! I’d honestly be a sobbing mess if I had them turned on… even reply notifs are sometimes too much for me!
You’ve covered so much ground with the Rom Coms and all the other categories borrow a lot from them (starting at the very least with TODs). I fear often the difference between k-romcom and k-melo lies with the viewer!
I’ve often wondered how Beanies like you, Ally and Pakalana could find the time to clear all your “likes”, so it’s great to know the trick. I went and opted out of mine . . . and they’re still there! ๐ค
I feel like for Melos or actual drama dramas I’d probably focus more on the things that are just briefly mentioned, like the side effects of Rom Coms… hehehe Idk, we’ll see ^-^
PFAHAAHAH Oh hun trust me, I had 28 normal notifications last night and I gained 52 likes. If I had like notifs on I’d have 80 notifications and there’s no way I trawl through that every other day! LOL!
Oh did you save it properly? Try again and if they’re still there tag mary in a post and tell her!
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
December 26, 2018 at 2:39 AM
Recipe for A Standard (Good, Average or Subpar) KDrama Rom-Com
Ingredients:
Basics
1 Male Lead (Chaebols and CEOs are most common, but variety is the spice of life even if we do appreciate men in suits)
1 Female Lead (Candies are popular but don’t be afraid to be adventurous. No reallyโฆ please be adventurous…)
1 Annoying Mother
1 Overprotective Father (or vice versa. A complete set of loving wholesome parents is also fine really, but apparently hard to find)
1 Meddling Grandparent
1 Matchmaking or Disapproving Sibling
1 MC Posse of Loose Lipped Friends and or Acquaintances
The BFF
1 or 2 Second Leada (optional. Only add if you think they can be more than a Plot Device. But they are popular among the shippers)
1 Meet Cute (or to spice it up a little, try the Meet Un Cute. New in stores now and gaining traction fast)
2-3 Confessions (depending on your SL)
A handful of In-laws and Family Drama
A Pinch of Childhood Happy Memories (is often substituted with the Phobia of Childhood instead)
Flavouring
1 Umbrella of Squee (preferable in a bright colour)
1 Potted Plant of Symbolism
1 Necklace of Symbolism
2 Travel Plans of Falsehood
1 Job or Living Situation of Deception
1 Haircut of Cue Next Story Arc
5 CGI Glow Cheeks of Arousal (or as desired)
1 Single Suitcase of Unreasonable Economic Travel
1 Love Interest’s Old Family Codger of Nose Butting and Money Manipulation
(Be careful when adding this, as it may result in Noble Idiocy which needs to be handled with extra care)
Trio of Conflict
1 Scooter of Inconvenience
1 Bicycle of The Ballroom Dip
1 Truck of Doom (use with caution. If not a professional, leave out of recipe. It will not affect overall drama consumerabilty if removed, and if added at the wrong time may result in Amnesia or Worse, and this is a Rom Com recipe not a Melo.)
Don’t Forget
15 Coats of Unaffordability
10-20 PPLs of Necessary Funding (to taste)
7 Shots of Soju for every time an MC gets drunk
and
1 โAnd they were Roommates!โ โMy Gosh they were Roommates!โ
Method:
For average to good rom-coms, a solid script structure is necessary.
First attach the Hook beater to the mixer.
Then in a character development bowl, slowly add the ingredients one at a time.
About a third of the way through, stir gently with a Romantic Development Whisk. The Old Codger and the Trio of Conflict may provide some tougher mixing. If the mixture is not combining, try changing the mixer attachment to first the Paddle of Angst and then the Action and finally the Fluff Beater. When well combined, pour into a tin of Backstory, smoothing down with a blurred knife (wait wrong genre). Bake at 180ยฐ C (350ยฐ F) for 16 episodes. (20 episodes may work for some dramas, but be careful, as these can drag and you will need to mix these faster with the Action paddle).
This allows the drama to mellow, and for the characters to become well rounded and fleshed out. Check every 10 minutes to avoid weak character arcs forming within the mixture. You can also avoid this by placing a sheet of Stereotype Proof Paper on top beforehand.
This will slow down the cooking, but avoids Burning, allows for a soft and moist texture and ultimately a pleasant aftertaste, so that less people are likely to throw your drama in the bin at or before the 8th epsiode of cooking.
Serve piping hot with desired toppings and sides. Soju, Ramen, Melona, popcorn, or perhaps a friend or two.
โฆ
For subpar to average rom-comsโฆ
Slap it all together and hope for the best. Perhaps add some cocaine and a shittone of cute to the mixture just incase, to ensure people still watch it even if it tastes horrible.
gadis
December 26, 2018 at 3:06 AM
Omaygadd, I’m giggling like crazy reading this. Thank you for the laugh, Sic. And this post should be displayed on DB hall of fame.
greenfields
December 26, 2018 at 4:22 AM
Seconded HAHAHA
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
December 26, 2018 at 12:49 PM
Hehehehe you’re welcome.
(Lol and where might that be?? haha)
purplesheesh
December 26, 2018 at 3:15 AM
You are amazing!
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
December 26, 2018 at 12:51 PM
Kekeke thank you
Midnight
December 26, 2018 at 3:20 AM
Piping hot is the key. DO NOT on any account serve during games season, awards season, or Chosuk season.
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
December 26, 2018 at 12:50 PM
Ooooph, yeah or the rising is delayed.
Kairoskat ๐
December 26, 2018 at 3:44 AM
Haha. This is amazingly creative!
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
December 26, 2018 at 12:50 PM
Thank you hehehe
Lixie
December 26, 2018 at 4:01 AM
Thanks for making me laugh early in the morning!
Great post!
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
December 26, 2018 at 12:50 PM
You’re welcome! lol
JustMe
December 26, 2018 at 11:02 AM
How…. how do you save a post? Love this!
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
December 26, 2018 at 12:51 PM
You can permalink it and bookmark it ๐
Jenmole๐
December 26, 2018 at 1:16 PM
Where should male lead’s change of hairstyle coz he’s succumbed to the candy fall under?
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
December 26, 2018 at 1:22 PM
*2 x Hairstyle Change of Cue Next Story Arc/Crush in Denial hahaha
bbstl ๐งน
January 2, 2019 at 9:16 AM
This is way too good to be buried here *pouts*. BTW, I’m also here to upvote everything you do as aid in your Great Quest to become Fan Club President. โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ก
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
January 2, 2019 at 9:17 PM
Awwwww @bbstl thank you!!! I really do appreciate the support (I mean if there was a theme of the month that this fit under I’d submit it but uh… otherwise I don’t know if they do guest articles hah)
bbstl ๐งน
January 3, 2019 at 8:12 AM
I know! I’m annoyed that I can’t think of a way to highlight this but a bit more annoyed that you haven’t been approached about it by the higher-ups! 😆 I sent it to my old kdrama buddies who aren’t Beanies and they loved it and noted the 15 coats and one TOD right away. Its day will come.
And yes, my fealty is yours! Even if it means you having to read “bbstl liked your comment” dozens of times a day 😉 I appreciate a woman with a mission. 🙋🏼
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
January 3, 2019 at 10:55 AM
Hahahahahahahaha ah I wish. Thanks for being salty about it but I don’t mind, I just wrote it for fun. I might make it a series. Do a Melo recipe next hehehe.
And see you sent it to people! That’s awesome!! 😂😂
Kekekekeke fortunately for me I have like notifications turned off (or I get swamped) so I won’t be seeing you but I’ll know you’re there!!!!
bbstl ๐งน
January 3, 2019 at 3:23 PM
A Series is a fun idea! And thanks for teaching me something else, I’m so dumb I didn’t know I could turn off like notifications ๐คฆ🏻โโ๏ธ
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
January 4, 2019 at 12:44 AM
@bbstl the only thing is Rom Coms are much more cut and dry and stereotype filled than Melos I feel… that or I haven’t watched enough Melos! I don’t know we can probably work something out haha.
Pfahahaha well you’re welcome! I’d honestly be a sobbing mess if I had them turned on… even reply notifs are sometimes too much for me!
bbstl ๐งน
January 4, 2019 at 8:41 AM
You’ve covered so much ground with the Rom Coms and all the other categories borrow a lot from them (starting at the very least with TODs). I fear often the difference between k-romcom and k-melo lies with the viewer!
I’ve often wondered how Beanies like you, Ally and Pakalana could find the time to clear all your “likes”, so it’s great to know the trick. I went and opted out of mine . . . and they’re still there! ๐ค
๐๐โ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia โ ๐๐
January 4, 2019 at 2:42 PM
I feel like for Melos or actual drama dramas I’d probably focus more on the things that are just briefly mentioned, like the side effects of Rom Coms… hehehe Idk, we’ll see ^-^
PFAHAAHAH Oh hun trust me, I had 28 normal notifications last night and I gained 52 likes. If I had like notifs on I’d have 80 notifications and there’s no way I trawl through that every other day! LOL!
Oh did you save it properly? Try again and if they’re still there tag mary in a post and tell her!
therevels
February 28, 2019 at 5:30 AM
Just found this now and I’m ready to bake a script! Big thanks for you, sic