SPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT FROM THE ROYAL CRIER OF MELONIA
HEAR YE HEAR YE
LADIES, GENTLEMAN AND BEANIES
THE QUEEN IS GOING ON TOUR.
Where to, you ask?
TO THE FAR, FAR, FAAAR AWAY LAND OF WELLYWOOD (Wellington)
She embarks on this tour with TWO QUESTS in mind.
1) To meet the ILLUSTRIOUS AND FAIR @babybeast, in HRH’s first EVER Beanie meet up.
2) To FIND and TASTE the ELUSIVE COCONUT MELONA in all its haunting glory.
This day, ladies and gentlemen, platypi and noodles, fair subjects and allies to the Crown, has been a LONG time coming! The Queen has DREAMT of this elusive melona species for her entire REIGN. It has haunted her every waking moment, and now, the day draws near.
The date of this EXTRAVAGANT Royal Tour is the 5th to the 7th of November 2019 in the Year of Our LORD!
Mark your calendars friends and foes, (you too matchmakers), for this will be mark a week of CELEBRATION across all nations, that Her Royal Highness, Sicarius Queen of Melonia, First of that Name, hopes you can all enjoy with her.
I have NO idea what you’re talking about, this trip is OBVIOUSLY all about meeting and greeting my subjects and forming relationships with them so that they respect and honour their queen. Obviously.
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
October 6, 2019 at 2:57 AM
SPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT FROM THE ROYAL CRIER OF MELONIA
HEAR YE HEAR YE
LADIES, GENTLEMAN AND BEANIES
THE QUEEN IS GOING ON TOUR.
Where to, you ask?
TO THE FAR, FAR, FAAAR AWAY LAND OF WELLYWOOD (Wellington)
She embarks on this tour with TWO QUESTS in mind.
1) To meet the ILLUSTRIOUS AND FAIR @babybeast, in HRH’s first EVER Beanie meet up.
2) To FIND and TASTE the ELUSIVE COCONUT MELONA in all its haunting glory.
This day, ladies and gentlemen, platypi and noodles, fair subjects and allies to the Crown, has been a LONG time coming! The Queen has DREAMT of this elusive melona species for her entire REIGN. It has haunted her every waking moment, and now, the day draws near.
The date of this EXTRAVAGANT Royal Tour is the 5th to the 7th of November 2019 in the Year of Our LORD!
Mark your calendars friends and foes, (you too matchmakers), for this will be mark a week of CELEBRATION across all nations, that Her Royal Highness, Sicarius Queen of Melonia, First of that Name, hopes you can all enjoy with her.
SALUTATIONS
AND GOOD NIGHT
LT is Irresistibly Indifferent, Dame Judi
October 6, 2019 at 3:10 AM
I love how this whole thing is like “Oh, the haunting appeal of the elusive melona and oh yeah BB also, whatevs”. Poor sweet summer child.
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
October 6, 2019 at 3:17 AM
I have NO idea what you’re talking about, this trip is OBVIOUSLY all about meeting and greeting my subjects and forming relationships with them so that they respect and honour their queen. Obviously.
LT is Irresistibly Indifferent, Dame Judi
October 6, 2019 at 3:23 AM
Both animate and inanimate..
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
October 6, 2019 at 2:00 PM
… 👀
deadlybaby
October 15, 2019 at 12:35 AM
always your sweet summer child (uwu)
bbstl 🧹
October 6, 2019 at 7:33 AM
Tremendous news! Your subjects await further announcements 👑
kiara
October 6, 2019 at 3:51 PM
Kia ora. That is awesome! Love Wellington. My mother’s hometown.
Have a wonderful time!
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
October 6, 2019 at 11:04 PM
Your mother is from Wellington? And where are you now???
kiara
October 8, 2019 at 5:27 PM
Currently in the US.
korfan
October 6, 2019 at 5:53 PM
We look forward to the royal updates.
deadlybaby
October 15, 2019 at 12:35 AM
AAAAAA I M S O E X C I T E D
deadlybaby
October 15, 2019 at 12:36 AM
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN (just like my fair queen)
💜🍍☠ Sicarius The Queen of Melonia ☠🍍💜
October 15, 2019 at 4:33 PM
AAA AAA A SA M E
Hahahaha thank you~~~!!!!!