[In Defense Of] The Truck of Doom
by Guest Beanie
The Lonely Shining Goblin
By @Cloggie
That I made it to ajumma age without knowingly encountering the Truck of Doom in a TV drama now seems almost as hard to believe as a good-looking rich guy making it to his late twenties without ever having been kissed. Truck of Doom featured briefly in my maiden K-drama, but it became a thing with the second one I watched, where the main character dies from being hit by a truck whilst in a phone box.
This was a time-skip drama, and the Truck actually got to kill the guy over and over again, cementing the awful image in my mind. From here on in, I was worried whenever I saw anybody on a pedestrian crossing and a truck nearby, in pretty much the same way that after your first breakup, you become worried whenever someone says, “We need to talk.”
It made me wonder what it was about K-dramas that made the Truck of Doom so ubiquitous, to the point where I now shout, “Truck-o’-doom!” out loud at the screen (only when by myself) and burst out laughing whenever I see it. Clearly drama writers must be aware of this, so why still use it? I think I’ve found the answer and want to argue that it’s not the poor writers’ fault.
I want to present to the readers the following thought experiment. Let’s imagine that a writer is working on a slice-of-life workplace drama in a cosmetics firm (for the PPL), where the life of a group of employees is changed forever with the death of their old CEO. The CEO worked so hard that he dies of a heart-attack at his desk, even though his wife had been telling him to take it easy. In his final moments, he puts his hand on the nameplate on his desk, implying that he’d been willing to put his life on the line for the company but also that this was everything he cared about. The writer is secretly quite proud of this scene.
Shut Up: Flower Boy Band
Then she gets a call from the producer. Great news: they finished casting and the role of the CEO is a perfect bit part for an idol who wants to get into acting. It’s a small but noticeable part, just right for this guy who’s careful about his acting career. The problem is, he’s 22 but can pass for 25. That shouldn’t be a problem, right? He comes with extra PPL sponsorship and it will get their ratings up.
Well, the writer dearly loves the heart-attack scene with the symbolism. She knows that the most common reason for heart-attacks among healthy males in their mid-twenties is… the use of drugs. This could work. Our CEO cares so much about the company that he snorts drugs to stay awake and fuel his confidence. His total drive is the reason why he made it to CEO at such a young age. But to nobody’s surprise, this gets vetoed by the idol’s management.
Beautiful Gong Shim
Now what? The writer could have the CEO get murdered but that would have major repercussions for the rest of the drama and require an almost complete rewrite. This death needs to be from natural causes or… an accident? What kind of lethal accident could you have in a cosmetics firm? He could fall down the stairs right into a vat of boiling wax. Or drown in perfume. Or develop a serious allergy to cosmetics preservatives and die of anaphylactic shock. As the ideas get ever more outlandish and borderline comedic, having the CEO be hit by a delivery truck seems almost… sensible? Inevitable.
This shows, I hope, that the issue isn’t the Truck of Doom. Truck is only a symptom of a deeper cause: the casting of actors who are too young for their roles on top of the creation of characters who are too young for the jobs they do.
However much we might love watching these actors onscreen, it causes huge problems for writers. When the most common causes of death in healthy men between 20 and 30 are suicide, drug abuse, violent crime, and traffic accidents, it’s no surprise that traffic accidents are used in K-dramas over and over again. If the characters had been older—one could argue the appropriate age for their job—there would be many more choices open to a writer and I think we should see the Truck of Doom less.
This is suicide! Or a one-way ticket to Joseon (Live Up to Your Name)
We do see writers who try to do different things. Who, for example, try to address a problematic drinking culture by carefully setting up a drunk-driving accident. A surgeon goes for company drinks, still gets behind the wheel of his car, picks up his girlfriend—who feels guilty about kissing another man—and crashes his car into a wall. Oh no, sorry, my mistake—they get hit by a truck.
Anyway, what I have noticed is that writers are starting to use traffic accidents now almost knowingly, pre-empting the audience’s reaction. This is causing another problem, however—it makes me laugh even harder.
Maybe we should just accept that the good old Truck of Doom is still the best way to go.
I rest my case.
A crash with a fire engine, a police car, an ambulance, and a taxi? Now you’re just being silly.
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51 dramabird
January 17, 2018 at 10:52 PM
The title of this post caught my eye the other day. I couldn't believe someone decided to defend the truck of doom (brilliant by the way).
Then today, I'm cooking with my husband in the kitchen and he puts on a The Smiths song, "There is a Light that Never Goes Out," and I'm like... wait... this song is actually glorifying the idea of being killed with his beloved by a truck-of-doom. So, I guess it is a fixation that crosses cultural boundaries!
Song Chorus:
And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI1PetsyfGM
I feel like a whole K-drama script could be inspired by this song.
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Ally
January 18, 2018 at 7:05 PM
I’m imagining a Romeo and Juliet scenario. Forbidden love, no money, no home, just their love keeping them alive, a cross country elopement, then BAM!!! Tears ‘til next year!
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PakalanaPikake
January 19, 2018 at 1:33 AM
Holy moly! How did I ever miss hearing this song before now?!
Handy Hint #1: If you really want to end it all via Truck Of Doom, make it easier for him/her to locate your vehicle. Kindly paint high-visibility bull's-eyes on all sides of the car -- and even the roof, just in case getting squashed by a giant earth mover is among your last wishes.
Handy Hint #2: Install a homing beacon to make targeting a breeze for TOD.
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52 EyesWide
January 18, 2018 at 1:33 AM
This is definitely a favorite. I have a love/hate relationship with drama tropes. The pictures were just icing on the top. That last one in particular made me laugh.
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53 mooninpisces
January 18, 2018 at 4:36 AM
Brilliant piece! Thanks @cloggie
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54 Cocobeans
January 18, 2018 at 1:12 PM
as much as i apreciate TOD's hard work and impecable timing, i would still like to call out and demand at least one death cause by extreme clumsyness and in the most ridiculous way if only for the fact that ..well..at least then i can relate #sucessfullyputoutafireinappartementupstairsthenfelldownthestairsinattempttograbcatsdue tofuzzysocksandgotbloodinfectioncausedbygettingbittenbysaidungraitfullcatsclymsykindofidiot
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Ally
January 18, 2018 at 6:01 PM
🤣🤣🤣
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55 nids
January 18, 2018 at 2:41 PM
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56 LT is Irresistibly Indifferent, Dame Judi
January 18, 2018 at 11:20 PM
Bravo @cloggie
You actually did it and did it well too.
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57 PakalanaPikake
January 19, 2018 at 1:56 AM
Truck Of Doom has another hardworking colleague who should not be overlooked. Death Cab takes out not only pedestrians, but passengers, too.
Bonzo Dog Band: "Death Cab for Cutie" (1967)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5rCc2bzFAs
Neil Innes and Vivian Stanshall composed this Elvis parody, with the latter providing vocals. If you've ever watched MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR, you've seen the Bonzos. ;-)
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58 windsun33
January 19, 2018 at 3:30 AM
My biggest problem with the Trucks of Doom is that I don't see how they ALWAYS manage to find their victims. Have you ever seen any shots of a Truck of Doom roaming the streets and highways because they lost their victim? I rest my case.
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59 wingedswan
January 19, 2018 at 9:07 AM
The thing is that people get run over in SK all the damn time. No matter how safe you think you're being, people get run over because traffic laws seem to be a joke over there. So actually characters being run over so often in kdramas seems very realistic to me lol
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LT is Irresistibly Indifferent, Dame Judi
January 19, 2018 at 6:39 PM
So if I'm watching Who Are You and we've had not one but two Trucks of Doom in the first half then I shouldn't be laughing so hard?
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60 Ashablue
January 19, 2018 at 11:26 AM
ALSo. I've heard that people drive really crazy in Korea. Like people dont really follow the rules and they drive however they want, so there are a lot of accidents on the road. SO maybe there is a bit of believableity for the Koreans in this lol
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61 fgb4877
January 19, 2018 at 8:07 PM
Dear Ms. @Cloggie, you are a mad genius. It is obvious that you really thought about it, and this writing is a flower of your analytic capability. I will love to chat with you! =) .
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Cloggie
January 20, 2018 at 2:45 AM
You're calling me a mad genius? That's... the best compliment I've had in ages! I'm sure we can all agree that it's infinitely better than being a Very Stable Genius
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fgb4877
January 20, 2018 at 9:08 AM
Both kind of geniuses are needed, one creates qualitative breakthroughs (new fields) and the other incremental impreovements.
And yes, it was a compliment. You really put your head to work in order to give us a very different, exciting and thought-inducing angle =) .
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fgb4877
January 30, 2018 at 4:07 PM
Ms. Cloggie, it is until now that I have learned about the Tr*mp quote. Sorry, I live in Venezuela so we have kind of our loops of problems (which are at this point orders of magnitude of what you are probably experiencing if you live in the US).
In Science we have basically (ROUGHLY) two kinds of increments: the qualitative breakthroughs like, say, quantum computers and the incremental improvements that makes, for example, the processing speed go from 25 QBits to 100 QBits. Both are needed.
For example I had my Thesis in a Plasma Physics lab, and they had a dinosaur: a portable computer from early 80's. That thing weighted like 25 Kg and had a processor that is probably less powerful than a common calculator nowadays. Was it a breakthough? YES IT WAS!!!, before that generation if you had to do something computer-related, you have had to go to a computer department in very specific places.
Nowadays we have beautiful laptops (incremental development) we can go to work with that allows us to store lots of information (K-Dramas included) that are way cheaper and outperforms the dinosaur I spoke about before. Someone had to make possible a mad idea back then so we can have what we have today, but a lot of *stable* people had to improve on that idea =) .
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Cloggie
January 30, 2018 at 10:57 PM
I don't live in the States but the Tr*mp quote was all over the papers that week so I just couldn't help myself. When your response came back, I realised I shouldn't have, and that I was making a political joke with someone who probably lived on the other end of the world and had no idea what I was talking about.
It's actually great to talk to people like this - united in our love for all things K-drama! Things in Venezuela sound really tough at the moment.
On another note, the first portable laptop I used at university probably weighted the same! I also had a mobile phone that was lovingly called 'the brick' because it actually was the size, shape and weight of a real brick. (I know that gives everybody a hint of my age)
And I'm still very happy that you called me a mad genius.
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fgb4877
January 31, 2018 at 5:02 AM
Please don't repent ;) . We are just so caught-up in our own problems that sometimes the rest of the world seems so far away =) .
And one of the offshots of your paper is that it makes me wonder how distorted is the mirror that K-Dramas are. It makes me wonder how much is distorted in the K-Dramas world-building vs. the actual lives of millions of South Koreans.
62 Laura Dugan
January 20, 2018 at 5:02 PM
Also an ajjuma... I think I could have a lively debate about this... And just deleted a long paragraph, but I'll just start by adding something to the logic of the choice of the truck itself... Product placement is so huge, that if a city bus or cab (or BMW or Camry) were to be used, this would be like NEGATIVE publicity for the brand... And to be avoided for legal reasons. So a big nondescript brandless box of a truck has to be the go to machine for vehicular homicide. The truck of doom makes me love historical dramas - though the saving twirl still exists in horse traffic as well as the streets of Seoul. But that's another defense.
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63 Lin
January 20, 2018 at 6:33 PM
I deman someone write a [In Defence Of] Subway. I swear that rookie has worked it’s way to truck of doom level of main lead. Someone defend her because she’s in need of protection from all those who find her annoying or so damn amusing in his steals a scene (the ways writers find to plant that PPL gives me life. After school snack trip to subway 🤷🏿♀️😂)
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64 Islander north
January 21, 2018 at 1:11 PM
One of the most annoying things about kdrama is the use of way too young actors in careers that take many years training and experience. A doctor barely old enough to start college? A judge the age of a first year law clerk? Etc. It's jarring and I don't like it! I also say "truck of doom" outloud when it happens...
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65 Denali
January 22, 2018 at 5:33 AM
T.O.D as in "Truck Of Doom" or "Time Of Death"? Either way there's nothing left much TO Do, right? ^_^
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66 AnahWolf
January 22, 2018 at 3:28 PM
This is AMAZING!!!😍😍😍
Thank you so much! Please write more and often. You've got talent! 😉😚
Thank you for making my day 🤣🤣🤣
Have yourself an AWESOME day! 😚😚😚
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67 westley
January 26, 2018 at 6:03 PM
Sang Doo, Let's go to School. Years later I still resent that ending.
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