A little bird told me...

Nope. That's the wrong kind of tweet. Or am I supposed to call it "x" now?

If you poop on my carpet I'll forge a contract and send you to...

Bird: "As a method actor, I told my agent I would love to play Jack Sparrow in the Korean remake of "Pirates of the Caribbean." Moral of the story: never trust Google Translate."

- Is Gu-won the next Vicenzo?
- Bird: Good luck on your first Disney+ Kdrama, Song Kang!
- Bird: Song Kang, are you going to perform a military-themed sponsored musical during your military career?
- Bird: Song Kang, I think you're the next Song Joong-ki, right?
- Bird: Song Kang, if you're not a demon anymore, then you're now called My Angel!
- Me with Song Kang and the bird: ...Waiting for 2023 Bean Count...

[singing] “Someday my princess bossy contract wife will come …”

Oh, bird! Sing me a Song...Kang!?

He's looking at the bird the way I look at his face *sighs in love* 💕

*little bird whispers intel*
Little bird: your secretary has been snooping around again...

"Birdy, birdy on my hand, who's the fairest of Kdrama land?"
"Thou, O Kang, art the fairest of all".

In "The Sorrows of Young Werther" by Goethe, Lottchen drives Werther half mad by kissing a bird. I have adapted the pronouns:

"Here is a new friend," he observed, while he made it perch upon his hand: "Look at it! When I feed it, he flutters with its wings, and pecks so nicely. It kisses me, too, only look!"

He held the bird to her mouth; and it pressed his sweet lips with so much fervour that it seemed to feel the excess of bliss which it enjoyed.

"It shall kiss you too," he added; and then he held the bird toward me. Its little beak moved from his mouth to mine, and the delightful sensation seemed like the forerunner of the sweetest bliss.

"A kiss," I observed, "does not seem to satisfy it: it wishes for food, and seems disappointed by these unsatisfactory endearments."

"But it eats out of my mouth," he continued, and extended his lips to the bird containing seed; and he smiled with all the charm of a being who has allowed an innocent participation of his love.

I turned my face away. He should not act thus. He ought not to excite my imagination with such displays of heavenly innocence and happiness, nor awaken my heart from its slumbers, in which it dreams of the worthlessness of life! And why not? Because he knows how much I love him.

Anyeongesyeo! Je irremeun Song Bird imnida. Song Bird imnida. Not Song Kang! I'm Song Kang. You're Song Bird. Aigoo.

Shall you work better, or shall I eat you. Said SK.

So is he a demon in the show? He is supposed to be bad, isn’t he?

You remind me of Nelly Furtado...

No carbon monoxide poisoning in my makjang!

“C’mon. Just pull my finger.”

another k-Drama CEO doing absolutely no work. yay!