VINCENZO ARRIVEDERCI SH🌽TPOST:

Here entails the contents of the Royal Letter:

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“Dear Carrot Boy,

Thanks for the suit.

You didn’t actually give it to me, but seeing as how I’ve already stolen your horse, and considering you only wore it once, and ergo Magic Horse and I have deemed you unworthy of it, I figured you wouldn’t miss it if I commandeered it

In exchange I have sent you some items that I think will be most helpful in completing your sadly lacking utility belt.

Also, I am adopting Kwak Dong Yeon; I think he’ll be safer with me. He says to send his regards to “Vinnie Hyung”.

Addio!

Yours in Christ,

Sicarius,
HRH, Queen of Melonia

PS. If you don’t invite us to the Carrot Wedding (to Carrot Girl), Magic Horse will never speak to you again; he dyed his mane especially, with a very expensive VFX dye, and he doesn’t want to waste it.“

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