Errand Boys Incorporated De-classified Documents Case No.B/2388/2018: The Tae Swoon Rescue
Client Codename: @kudoran
Shadow (who looks a lot like BTS’s Jin) has received a relatively simple request, but the client is a GIF expert and willing to pay. Thus, he assigns some of his best to the task.
It sounds relatively simple, but isn’t. The client wants to meet in person, a certain Tae Swoon. This is what he looks like:
@egads ahjumma does her research. He’s a dramaland inhabitant, from the area of “School 2017”.
She contacts @leetennant, a hidden member of EBI, to infiltrate the locality & scope out possible locations and scenarios.
Chingumode flies across the rooftops as she scours the area, and sends back detailed images.
The images are scrutinised by Shadow and @fatcat007 and possibly Secretary Ma.
Kitty’s brilliant brain kicks into action. She has a plan.
Shadow loves it when he hears what it is, and it is approved in his unique, trademark, worldwide handsome way!
The plan depends heavily on an unexpected piece of information that was discovered by Chingumode as she followed the target, Tae Swoon, around while he rode his bike. Chingumode’s rooftop skills came into much use:
In the meantime, @hotcocoagirl‘s journalistic skills are also called into use. Does she know of any Shady Rental Stores where a certain type of discarded item can be obtained? Or perhaps an stolen one? It must not, in any way, be traced to EBI.
Coco scoffs, “Are you questioning my skills? Check out the Unnamed Alley in Heartless City – it’s a noir district leagues away from the clean, child friendly locality of School 2017.”
Since CM is tailing Tae Swoon, @wishfultoki & @cloggie are assigned the task of procuring the desired item.
Pretending to be a musical geeeenious – oh wait, she actually is – Toki looks fabulous as she sweeps into the Unnamed Alley the day before D-Day and distracts everyone outside with a beautiful, impromptu piano performance –
*cue song of Toki’s choice*
A picture of Toki that say:
– while @cloggie uses her martial arts skills to decimate everyone inside:
The plan has been set into motion. The amnesiac @neener has escorted the client, Kudo, to the “meeting spot.”
10 minutes before T-0, a call is made to Attractive KMan Inc (AKI).
*insert mandatory PPL*
“There is going to be an accident on The Perfectly Safe Crossing in 10 mins. Better send an attractive Korean man nearby!” @egads ahjumma has hacked into AKI’s servers, and ensured that the emergency assignment goes to Tae Swoon. CM’s crucial piece of information: Tae Swoon is an employee of AKI!
Who’d have thought? Well, EBI discovered his secret, and is willing to use it.
Another motorcycle is bearing down at top speed upon a young lady, about to cross the road at The Perfectly Safe Crossing. Quick! He must rescue her from the impending danger!
He abandons his motorcycle, and runs towards Kudo, and grabs her just in time!
Kudo is only splashed with dirty drain water as the Motorcycle of Doom rushes past. *phew*
The Motorcycle of Doom flies past Kudo and Tae Swoon, and comes to a halt, some 10 mins later, at a pre-designated point. The rider takes off her helmet – it’s cloggie!
Looking mighty pleased with herself – the timing was just right! She did well.
Shadow, the Errand Girls & @egads ahjumma cheer, as CM slips away quietly, unnoticed, her deep cover safe.
I felt we needed to advertise our skills a little. Get some clients. Hence chose to declassify this document. It is relatively safe, and has nothing to do with the Chequered Lees.
(Top secret message, hence in parenthesis: GF, be careful about taking clients. They may have faked identities or hidden doppelgangers.. who knows! This beanie “Bammsie” goes by a new name these days: “Bammise”)
greenfields
July 20, 2018 at 5:03 AM
Featuring: @wishfultoki @hotcocoagirl @cloggie @fatcat007 @egads @greenfields @neener @leetennant
Readers: @ndlessjoie @suriyana-shah @bammsie @waadmay @justme @vivanesca (feel free to tag anyone I’ve missed)
Errand Boys Incorporated De-classified Documents
Case No.B/2388/2018: The Tae Swoon Rescue
Client Codename: @kudoran
Shadow (who looks a lot like BTS’s Jin) has received a relatively simple request, but the client is a GIF expert and willing to pay. Thus, he assigns some of his best to the task.
greenfields
July 20, 2018 at 5:19 AM
It sounds relatively simple, but isn’t. The client wants to meet in person, a certain Tae Swoon. This is what he looks like:
@egads ahjumma does her research. He’s a dramaland inhabitant, from the area of “School 2017”.
She contacts @leetennant, a hidden member of EBI, to infiltrate the locality & scope out possible locations and scenarios.
Chingumode flies across the rooftops as she scours the area, and sends back detailed images.
The images are scrutinised by Shadow and @fatcat007 and possibly Secretary Ma.
Kitty’s brilliant brain kicks into action. She has a plan.
Shadow loves it when he hears what it is, and it is approved in his unique, trademark, worldwide handsome way!
Let’s get it, Errand Girls!
greenfields
July 20, 2018 at 5:41 AM
The plan depends heavily on an unexpected piece of information that was discovered by Chingumode as she followed the target, Tae Swoon, around while he rode his bike. Chingumode’s rooftop skills came into much use:
In the meantime, @hotcocoagirl‘s journalistic skills are also called into use. Does she know of any Shady Rental Stores where a certain type of discarded item can be obtained? Or perhaps an stolen one? It must not, in any way, be traced to EBI.
Coco scoffs, “Are you questioning my skills? Check out the Unnamed Alley in Heartless City – it’s a noir district leagues away from the clean, child friendly locality of School 2017.”
Since CM is tailing Tae Swoon, @wishfultoki & @cloggie are assigned the task of procuring the desired item.
Pretending to be a musical geeeenious – oh wait, she actually is – Toki looks fabulous as she sweeps into the Unnamed Alley the day before D-Day and distracts everyone outside with a beautiful, impromptu piano performance –
*cue song of Toki’s choice*
A picture of Toki that say:
– while @cloggie uses her martial arts skills to decimate everyone inside:
and escapes with the desired item.
greenfields
July 20, 2018 at 6:01 AM
The plan has been set into motion. The amnesiac @neener has escorted the client, Kudo, to the “meeting spot.”
10 minutes before T-0, a call is made to Attractive KMan Inc (AKI).
*insert mandatory PPL*
“There is going to be an accident on The Perfectly Safe Crossing in 10 mins. Better send an attractive Korean man nearby!”
@egads ahjumma has hacked into AKI’s servers, and ensured that the emergency assignment goes to Tae Swoon. CM’s crucial piece of information: Tae Swoon is an employee of AKI!
Who’d have thought? Well, EBI discovered his secret, and is willing to use it.
Tae Swoon hops onto the motorcycle and flies to the scene!
<img src="https://media1.tenor.com/images/61d879836bf69d0a126cbdf8355d7eed/tenor.gif"
He's just in time!
Another motorcycle is bearing down at top speed upon a young lady, about to cross the road at The Perfectly Safe Crossing. Quick! He must rescue her from the impending danger!
He abandons his motorcycle, and runs towards Kudo, and grabs her just in time!
Kudo is only splashed with dirty drain water as the Motorcycle of Doom rushes past. *phew*
greenfields
July 20, 2018 at 6:03 AM
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greenfields
July 20, 2018 at 6:05 AM
Error in Log. G seeks leave to amend. Tae Swoon flying to scene, as captured by CM who is still tailing him, looks like this:
greenfields
July 20, 2018 at 6:11 AM
The Motorcycle of Doom flies past Kudo and Tae Swoon, and comes to a halt, some 10 mins later, at a pre-designated point. The rider takes off her helmet – it’s cloggie!
Looking mighty pleased with herself – the timing was just right! She did well.
Shadow, the Errand Girls & @egads ahjumma cheer, as CM slips away quietly, unnoticed, her deep cover safe.
The End
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
July 20, 2018 at 6:14 AM
I loved this so much ~ I need more everyday stories from EBI!
greenfields
July 20, 2018 at 6:19 AM
I felt we needed to advertise our skills a little. Get some clients. Hence chose to declassify this document. It is relatively safe, and has nothing to do with the Chequered Lees.
Cocoa, The Fake Poet of February
July 20, 2018 at 6:36 AM
Also Tae Swoon is love and I’m so happy to work on a mission with him as the target ~
Hmm, maybe we can find a mission from the Liar Ninjas in the archives to gif 😉
greenfields
July 20, 2018 at 6:43 AM
Hehehehe! YES! Missions are fun – let’s see what we can find.
bam 🐢🐌💖~
July 20, 2018 at 8:13 AM
Woohoo! These are so epic!
greenfields
July 20, 2018 at 8:22 AM
Epic adventures indeed. 🙂 Would you like to feature my sweet Bammsie? Or do you have a request for EBI?
bam 🐢🐌💖~
July 20, 2018 at 9:18 AM
I would be completely and utterly flattered! Hmmm, requests. I will think on it. Thank you, dear green. <3
greenfields
July 20, 2018 at 9:28 AM
Cool then. ^^ A feature for Bammsie. Noted. Itll go up sometime.
WishfulToki
July 21, 2018 at 10:34 AM
(Top secret message, hence in parenthesis: GF, be careful about taking clients. They may have faked identities or hidden doppelgangers.. who knows! This beanie “Bammsie” goes by a new name these days: “Bammise”)
greenfields
July 21, 2018 at 10:39 AM
(I have received your top secret message. I see I missed this detail – how observant you are, @wishfultoki! Noted.)
Bammise! I call upon you to declare your true identity! Caught in the act!
bam 🐢🐌💖~
July 21, 2018 at 11:22 AM
@greenfields You know me best! I am neither Bammsie nor Bammise, but K.
greenfields
July 21, 2018 at 11:23 AM
@bammsie – You have passed the identity test. <3 ^^; A feature it is!
bam 🐢🐌💖~
July 21, 2018 at 3:12 PM
@greenfields Huzzah!
Cloggie
July 20, 2018 at 8:47 AM
That’s how smug I’m looking at the moment. I get the best parts!
Thanks for giving me such awesome martial arts and motorbike riding skills GF!
greenfields
July 20, 2018 at 8:49 AM
They’re your skills. ^^ I merely noted them faithfully.
Cloggie
July 20, 2018 at 8:52 AM
Yes, yes, I should have said: thanks for recognising my awesome skills 🙂
greenfields
July 20, 2018 at 9:12 AM
Of course. Your skills are amazing!😊
mugyuljoie is preciousss
July 20, 2018 at 5:10 PM
Exciting! Mr. Swoon seems to be afraid of water, or to need a little more chivalry training. Who volunteers to lead the lesson?
greenfields
July 20, 2018 at 7:47 PM
Hahaha great observation! May I recommend a guest write up from you? ^^
mugyuljoie is preciousss
July 20, 2018 at 10:32 PM
I’m afraid it would be a looooong wait.
greenfields
July 21, 2018 at 5:52 PM
Haha ok
greenfields
July 20, 2018 at 6:13 AM
Report written by: @greenfields
Legal Risk Analysis carried out by: @greenfields
Annexures:
Requisition request made to: @greenfields
Link: http://www.dramabeans.com/members/greenfields/activity/546747/#acomment-546899
G’s notes
1. Revelant details:
– Tae Swoon
– rescue
2. A romantic scenario may best fit the client’s requirements.
Misc details:
AKI hotline: 1-800-Hot-KMan, provided by @egads
Kudo Ran
August 2, 2018 at 10:42 PM
omo omo you did it ! thanks for the cameo and the rescue 😀 !
Tae Swoon for the win x) !
greenfields
August 2, 2018 at 11:15 PM
Glad you liked it! <3
Waadmay
July 20, 2018 at 12:11 PM
Wow nice GF
Waadmay
July 20, 2018 at 12:26 PM
I got -1 while sharing the pic above 😭😭😭😭
Waadmay
July 20, 2018 at 12:32 PM
I got -1 while sharing the pic above 😭😭😭😭
greenfields
July 20, 2018 at 7:48 PM
Such beautuful pics. I love that one of them is do pretty it had to be shared twice. ^^
greenfields
July 20, 2018 at 8:58 PM
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