Featuring: @wishfultoki @hotcocoagirl @cloggie @fatcat007 @egads @greenfields @neener @leetennant
Readers: @ndlessjoie @suriyana-shah @bammsie @waadmay @justme @vivanesca (feel free to tag anyone I’ve missed)

Errand Boys Incorporated De-classified Documents
Case No.B/2388/2018: The Tae Swoon Rescue
Client Codename: @kudoran

Shadow (who looks a lot like BTS’s Jin) has received a relatively simple request, but the client is a GIF expert and willing to pay. Thus, he assigns some of his best to the task.

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    It sounds relatively simple, but isn’t. The client wants to meet in person, a certain Tae Swoon. This is what he looks like:

    @egads ahjumma does her research. He’s a dramaland inhabitant, from the area of “School 2017”.
    She contacts @leetennant, a hidden member of EBI, to infiltrate the locality & scope out possible locations and scenarios.


    Chingumode flies across the rooftops as she scours the area, and sends back detailed images.

    The images are scrutinised by Shadow and @fatcat007 and possibly Secretary Ma.
    Kitty’s brilliant brain kicks into action. She has a plan.
    Shadow loves it when he hears what it is, and it is approved in his unique, trademark, worldwide handsome way!

    Let’s get it, Errand Girls!

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    The plan depends heavily on an unexpected piece of information that was discovered by Chingumode as she followed the target, Tae Swoon, around while he rode his bike. Chingumode’s rooftop skills came into much use:

    In the meantime, @hotcocoagirl‘s journalistic skills are also called into use. Does she know of any Shady Rental Stores where a certain type of discarded item can be obtained? Or perhaps an stolen one? It must not, in any way, be traced to EBI.

    Coco scoffs, “Are you questioning my skills? Check out the Unnamed Alley in Heartless City – it’s a noir district leagues away from the clean, child friendly locality of School 2017.”

    Since CM is tailing Tae Swoon, @wishfultoki & @cloggie are assigned the task of procuring the desired item.

    Pretending to be a musical geeeenious – oh wait, she actually is – Toki looks fabulous as she sweeps into the Unnamed Alley the day before D-Day and distracts everyone outside with a beautiful, impromptu piano performance –
    *cue song of Toki’s choice*
    A picture of Toki that say:

    – while @cloggie uses her martial arts skills to decimate everyone inside:

    and escapes with the desired item.

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    The plan has been set into motion. The amnesiac @neener has escorted the client, Kudo, to the “meeting spot.”

    10 minutes before T-0, a call is made to Attractive KMan Inc (AKI).
    *insert mandatory PPL*

    “There is going to be an accident on The Perfectly Safe Crossing in 10 mins. Better send an attractive Korean man nearby!”
    @egads ahjumma has hacked into AKI’s servers, and ensured that the emergency assignment goes to Tae Swoon. CM’s crucial piece of information: Tae Swoon is an employee of AKI!


    Who’d have thought? Well, EBI discovered his secret, and is willing to use it.

    Tae Swoon hops onto the motorcycle and flies to the scene!
    <img src="https://media1.tenor.com/images/61d879836bf69d0a126cbdf8355d7eed/tenor.gif&quot;
    He's just in time!

    Another motorcycle is bearing down at top speed upon a young lady, about to cross the road at The Perfectly Safe Crossing. Quick! He must rescue her from the impending danger!

    He abandons his motorcycle, and runs towards Kudo, and grabs her just in time!

    Kudo is only splashed with dirty drain water as the Motorcycle of Doom rushes past. *phew*

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      Error in Log. G seeks leave to amend. Tae Swoon flying to scene, as captured by CM who is still tailing him, looks like this:

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    The Motorcycle of Doom flies past Kudo and Tae Swoon, and comes to a halt, some 10 mins later, at a pre-designated point. The rider takes off her helmet – it’s cloggie!

    Looking mighty pleased with herself – the timing was just right! She did well.

    Shadow, the Errand Girls & @egads ahjumma cheer, as CM slips away quietly, unnoticed, her deep cover safe.

    The End

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    Report written by: @greenfields
    Legal Risk Analysis carried out by: @greenfields

    Annexures:
    Requisition request made to: @greenfields
    Link: http://www.dramabeans.com/members/greenfields/activity/546747/#acomment-546899

    G’s notes
    1. Revelant details:
    – Tae Swoon
    – rescue
    2. A romantic scenario may best fit the client’s requirements.

    Misc details:
    AKI hotline: 1-800-Hot-KMan, provided by @egads

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    Wow nice GF

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