I'm not a violent person, so I'm pretty sure I would end up splashed too in the process... I have weak ankles, so I choose the piggyback ride!

Right now I’d be happy to seaweed slap the evil stepmother and her children from TWatermelon and the Qing Princess from My Dearest, even if it means getting green slime all over myself! 😠

Easy, getting a piggy back ride from your crush which would insult the evil MIL more than getting seaweed slapped. (Add a self satisfying smirk to add insult to injury)

Seaweed slap is too easy, I'd certainly itch to do way more than that... so better not lol. In other hand, I was NEVER piggybacked by anyone, let alone handsome guy with a strong back someone I'm very fond of, so this for sure, just to know how it feels like.

I picked the seaweed one simply because the picture is from "Whats wrong with my Mother in Law"

The greatest drama to never actually air.

Seaweed slap by a mile, and not only because I would welcome a chance to do things to my least favorite characters. #sledgehammerslap

Most of my favorite characters a pretty ladies who would have trouble carrying my ever-increasing weight. #middleagedspread

Honestly this was surprisingly tricky for me cause both seem like they would make me self conscious haha

I've never gotten a piggyback ride so imagining my first time from an entertainer I like makes me feel sooooo self conscious. I really would probably end up like those cliches of worrying/obsessing about being too heavy.

Even though I know just recently I've written about wanting certain characters to be hit in the face with a frying pan, I can't actually remember who they are now haha. But since I had that thought, I figured the seeweed slap option fit me better.

I really liked reading the responses to last week's prompt as well, @daebakgrits! The Beanatariat is such an interesting group.

As for this week, and for me, personally: seaweed slap for sure. I don't like to cede my ability to move under my own power to anyone if I can help it.

But, in my own fantasy dramaland, I could also imagine a more interesting plot in which the seaweed (or better yet kimchi!?) slap is actually meant as a form of flirtation...flirting that might eventually result also in a piggyback ride!

Seaweed slap would be more satisfying to me, as someone who always thinks of the perfect retort the next day. At last — a chance to take action in the moment! Even if it’s physical instead of verbal.

I’d definitely like to Kimchi-slap the mother from Something in the rain.

I would pass on both.
Seaweed slap, eh, if you can't solve with words just walk away.
Piggyback ride, I would probably be the one carrying the load.

Piggyback ride! I would put that on my bucket list. Preferably the oppaest among the oppas. 🤣

I don’t like to resort to violence, but that’s why the seaweed slap is perfect - it doesn’t actually hurt them, but it’s massively insulting. The only difficult part would be deciding which character to slap! The two toolbags who stabbed Jeong Seok in the back and stole his company in Never Give Up? The steamrolling FL from Strangers Again? The con-artist mom from My Lovely Liar? So many good options. I might have to go with the abusive mom from The Bad Mother.

As tempting as the seaweed slap sounds, I must go back with the piggyback ride. I have received many piggyback rides in my life, including one from my crush at the time. Yes, they do happen in real life. I love piggyback rides. It's one of the perks of being small; people want to carry you.
So, to get one from my favorite character, I would just spontaneously combust from joy especially if it is from Rowoon ................. or one of the numerous tall actors or actresses. I have never been piggybacked by a girl. If Cha Hyun from Search WWW, or ....... My imagination is going wild......

Watching someone kimchi-slapping a character on tv might be liberating in some ways, but IRL, I'm not sure. If words aren't enough, nothing else probably would.
On the other hand, the only reason I'd be on a piggyback ride is when I'm in severe pain, in which case, I don't give a care who'd do it anyway.

Piggyback rides are fun but I don't think I would enjoy one from someone I like. They're fun because they're meant to be a joke. But if I'm drunk or hurt and the person I like carries me home I would be too self-conscious to enjoy it. I would actually feel bad.

It's not a 1 or 2 minutes joke with your friends/family. It's at least 15 minutes of you torturing the person you like. LMAO

I would rather avoid the least favourite character rather than seaweed slapping them. And spend more time with people I like (piggybacking or not!)

Seaweed slappping is out because I am not proficient enough to only slap the annoying person. I am sure half of the seaweed would land on me.

Also: I am really tall, so the only person fit to carry me would be some kind of Korean Dwayne Johnson. And I am dying of curiosity what the Korean Scorpion King looks like 🤣🤣🤣

Piggyback ride for me. Just let me try it once. With (one of) my favorite piggyback providers.

Definitely piggyback! I haven't been piggybacked since I was in elementary school. I feel like it's long overdue after watching so many piggyback rides in dramas. When will it be my turn?!

I feel like seawood would soak up water and be too heavy. And it wouldn't hurt much. A pork cutlet slap (like in the drama that the grandfather in A Business Proposal was watching) would be great. The friedness brings on the pain and it's dry and light.

I am assuming that I can still wash my seaweed and use it for cooking later...? In which case, have that in your face, you damned character!