Is that food I see on the table?

WOOF!
Is that food I see on the table?
Oh damn, you’ve taken all the chairs away.
So sly, how am I to jump onto the table and eat it?

WOOF WOOF!
Is that food I see in your hands?
Sharing is caring,
Didn’t your mother teach you that?

BOW WOW WOOOUU!
Is that food I smell in the kitchen?
You didn’t even call me,
Tsk, tsk, now I’ll need to clean mess on the floor.

BOW! WOW!
Oh a belly rub! Nice, nice!
There, there, now that I’ve let you give me love,
How about adding some snacks?

WOOF WOOF!
What is this shake hands, lie down, roll?
You foolish human
The food is getting cold.

GRRRRRR!
Who’s that sneaking into the house?
I don’t know you. A robber?
Oh is that food? Welcome, friend!

WOOF!
“All food is dog food”,
As the wise saying goes
Do remember to respect the doggy knows.

Love,
February 💕

**The GIF is for Beagle representational purposes only. The publisher regrets to announce that she was unable to hold the author still in one place for an appropriate picture.