Forget Brexit, Bill Gates and Bin-gate.
There comes a time when all of humankind needs to take a stand.
To keep on fighting the good fight.
To be the last crusaders of justice. The time is here. The time is now.
MILK- GATE
The biggest drama to hit the office since the general election.
More polarising than debating Conservatives or Labour.
WHO IS THE MILK THIEF?
IS IT TIME TO LOOK AT THE CCTV?
I have now conclusive evidence that a theft has occured and there are several victims.
The facts:
The company provides a selection of dairy and plant based milk. Skimmed, semi skimmed, full fat milk and soy milk.
I bought a carton of oat milk on 10/02/20
Saw there could be confusion and put my initials on the bottle cap.
Put a splash of oat milk in my coffee.
Was out of the office on 12/02/20.
Came in this morning on 13/02/20 and the carton is missing. No morning elixir for me.
Unbeknownst to me, my two colleagues bought their own carton of oat milk
Fully labelled.
Their cartons are nearly empty.
My deepest sympathy.
I hope that you are sleuth enough to crack this tough case. Watch out for fake milk smiles and office politics…
*shivers* (due to lack of caffeine)
You can’t expect me to function without suitable fluids! Take a look at the spelling mistakes in the post above.
I’m suffering from caffeine withdrawal.
Herbal teas just don’t cut it.
Ayan
February 13, 2020 at 6:27 AM
Forget Brexit, Bill Gates and Bin-gate.
There comes a time when all of humankind needs to take a stand.
To keep on fighting the good fight.
To be the last crusaders of justice. The time is here. The time is now.
MILK- GATE
The biggest drama to hit the office since the general election.
More polarising than debating Conservatives or Labour.
WHO IS THE MILK THIEF?
IS IT TIME TO LOOK AT THE CCTV?
I have now conclusive evidence that a theft has occured and there are several victims.
The facts:
The company provides a selection of dairy and plant based milk. Skimmed, semi skimmed, full fat milk and soy milk.
I bought a carton of oat milk on 10/02/20
Saw there could be confusion and put my initials on the bottle cap.
Put a splash of oat milk in my coffee.
Was out of the office on 12/02/20.
Came in this morning on 13/02/20 and the carton is missing. No morning elixir for me.
Unbeknownst to me, my two colleagues bought their own carton of oat milk
Fully labelled.
Their cartons are nearly empty.
This is a travesty. I am on strike.
Uncaffinated
Love, February.
Ayan
February 13, 2020 at 6:36 AM
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February 13, 2020 at 6:51 AM
This is a mood and I am here for it.
Also my new favorite mantra:
“This is a travesty. I am on strike.
Uncaffeinated”
FlyingTool
February 13, 2020 at 7:58 AM
Uncaffeinated. Shudder!
Rukia wants melona
February 13, 2020 at 7:48 AM
My deepest sympathy.
I hope that you are sleuth enough to crack this tough case. Watch out for fake milk smiles and office politics…
*shivers* (due to lack of caffeine)
Ms. Rabbit 🐇
February 13, 2020 at 7:57 AM
Sympathy for you, my friend. I can’t function uncaffinated. Hope you crack the case soon. Keep us posted on Milk Gate!
Ayan
February 13, 2020 at 11:23 AM
You can’t expect me to function without suitable fluids! Take a look at the spelling mistakes in the post above.
I’m suffering from caffeine withdrawal.
Herbal teas just don’t cut it.
Ayan
February 13, 2020 at 11:23 AM
*my original post above.